from a Bar Mitzvah Speech i was writing for my nephew, It's not going to be used -
Family, friends, Distinguished Guests Thank you all for coming to celebrate my bar mitzvah with me. Having my Bar mitzvah in Israel wasn't my first choice,But Damascus wasn't a viable option and The Chilean Miners also weren't available at the time.The only person happier than me at this time is my father as he is very excited to get rid of all my sins that i have been making on his behalf, he will no doubt say the blessing of baruch she peatrano me onsho shel ze..with great enthusiasm. In Jewish Tradition Becoming Bar mitzvah symbolizes me becoming of a man, what i heard was that according to Jewish law i can now download porn legally.In all seriousness nothing gives me greater pleasure in being able to have my Bar mitzvah in the Indivisible and eternal Capital of the Jewish People "eretz tzion Yerushaylim. After visiting the Holinesses of our places Cave of the patriarchs, Rachel's Tomb,The Kotel and Menachem Begins tomb, It gives me the actual feeling that i am a small link on a long chain That starts with our forefathers Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Kings David and Solomon, Ezra and Nehimia, Shevi Zion, Bar Kochba, Rav Goren, Mota Gur and the paratroopers who liberated Jerusalem, and anyone that comes to Jerusalem as being part of the Bible . A small pasook in The Tanach
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