Revolt?,

   The unprecedented Seventy Minute Bidding Session On Kol Nidre Eve, and the Running of the Torah's like the 4 X100 Relay with it being passed from One  person to another like a Baton and raced across the Synagogue several times. There was almost  a Mutiny as many Congregants were Aghast at the Higher Archy that were running the Show luckily cooling heads prevailed and the Day of Atonement went back on course...... The Day of Atonement symbolizes man's one year contract with g0d, Except it's signed at end of the year, and if g0d decides not to renew, you're in a lot of trouble..... The Islamic day parade which ran from 42nd an Madison down to the Madison Sq park on 25th Showcased 0.0 Spectators, As several groups and organizations marched down Usually with the Same "There is no gd but allah and Moohamed is his only prophet" only in Arabic and truth be told when one hears that chant time to get the hell out of there its pretty radical and scary as they shout it with fervor, I do recommend they get some new songs, chants or slogans. The Marchers had to be shifted over to the sides for several blocks to avoid stepping in Horse Dung. They gave out Free Korans, i  didnt dispose mine but just left it there I have enough crap on my plate the last thing i need is a Fatwa.......Rip Avraham "Bren" Adan a decorated fighter of four Israeli wars who is the Face of the " Israeli Iwo Jima" as he raised the "Ink Flag" over Eilat  in 48 ....Seven Years  to the tragic Death of Larry Major, one of the All time good guys Some days i miss my friend............

What time did you Finish?

 Is perhaps the most Frequently asked question over the holiday Season, I have no clue what the infatuation is with everyone comparing and contrasting what time the prayers finished.......... In an almost unprecedented landmark case rivaling Plessy V. Ferguson, a woman purchased the Opening of the Torah During the prayer for wealth, Thankfully she wasn't of the Feminist denomination, but had she insisted on performing the duty according to  the ACLU her case would be a Slam Dunk.......Quitting FB has spared me the generic happy and healthy New Year's greetings etc........I vetoed calling Former Friend EE to ask for forgiveness, the argument "What the Hell did i do to him?"  He's pissed at me.......The Mohamed movie was so bad it made it a must see, i was amazed that even super modernized Muslims that I know and friendly with were deeply offended, this has been worse than the story of the Michigan man who  named his dog Mohamed....  and Speaking of Mohamed this Sunday is  the Islamic Day Parade........

Latkas With Bacon,

is that an Oxymoron? While on a visit to the Swing state of Florida, and dining with Rose Levine we ordered the Latkas, They didn't tell us it comes with Bacon on top of it - We didn't return it.....I realized that i may be a little not normal, Trying to retrieve my boarding pass from the Kiosk at the JetBlue Counter, the Error message  kept coming up, pounding the machine and using Arabic Profanity at an Airport made  me come to that conclusion..........L'Shana Tova to all my readers - It never gets old for me to use the L' when i greet people again it's on my Rose Levine Theme...... It was pointed out to me that I chew gum with my mouth open and loud, I have been practicing in front of a mirror usually in my car to curtail this hideous habit, I wish it was pointed out to me Sooner.....After several years of praying at Uncle Joe's for the High Holidays I switched to Bnie Yitzhak  the cost a whopping $250 for the seat, Unlike scalping  the shul offers no discount, even when they have last minute seats available, Last Year's cost $101 which I think i may have stiffed them due to the fact that They wouldn't even give me a Knockoff Aliyah, The reason: Wallahi......

My Mohamed Bouazizi,

 Moment as far has tickets have come, and No I wont set myself on fire .The Scene of the crime Ave W and Ocean Pkwy,The Crime Red Light, The punishement 50 Bones  All I must say is  my condolences to the poor bastard Bloomberg SS worker who will be processing this Ticket.....Operation Orchard Five years ago Today 090607, Imagine Assad With Nukes?......." Our Greatest hopes and worse fears are Seldom Realized". Our Worst fears have been realized tonight.............. They' re all gone.. Jim Mckay on 090572 on the Murder of the 11 Israelis in Munich...... When i had a sort of  gambling Issue some 15 years, The first thing I used to do was check the Lines every morning, Now that I have advanced to Insomnia, I check the TV Listings for late hours to hopefully look forward to something.......Another Lie that caught up with me, i ran out of Shul  on Saturday to avoid some people claiming I had to go Number Two, While walking on the Boardwalk on Monday night the lie caught up with me and in the worst way, the young lady walking with me didn't seem amused..... I made it .......