an Upscale Jewish Supermarket, On a Thursday afternoon, The First Two Signs That I don't really fit in is the Mask and the Yarmulka. In a light Hearted exchange with one of the Counter clerks, I Impressed him with whatever Yiddish I knew, So when he asked me where my " Kappal" or head covering was I pointed at the Mask, Gleefully He replied the Yarmulka Offers a lot more protection.,... Take that Foochi.!! The long lines inspired me to use the self check out. Scanning my items, I noticed one of the Heimeseh Stores Workers, Coincidentally " Straightening" out the shelf right near me, Continuing Scanning I Squinted at every Scan to "make Sure" I won't be accused of any funny Business. In an amazing twist of Fate the Shelf looked perfect, just as my Receipt came out of the Machine.... Heading out, I called one of the employees to check my bags, but they Shrugged at said it was OK," Are you Sure"?.............
