Early Ballots,

 

 is a lot like Checking in you're Valises first, at the Airport ,They Get Processed First, But  Come out last at the Pick up Carousel.....At What Point is one declared a Hoarder, Perhaps at 40 Boxes of Lysol wipes, Currently I'm at 33...... Back in my Retail Days, nothing more i detested was that "Excuse me, Or the Fake extended Cough to get my Attention to get to the register right away. After Waiting to place an order at a local Pizzateria for roughly FOUR minutes, I continued waiting, where upon a Middle aged Heimeshere Lady Walked right up to the glass counter and had was promptly greeted with a " may a help you", She  never even motioned to the Clerk that I was there first, I walked out...... It brought me back to the time a debutante, Shamelessly plopped her items on the counter, Knowing ,  my stuff was there first and telling the clerk in an unsavory manner " I am double parked"........ 

White People,

 

    Well actually Some White people are very Stupid. Firstly I am under no circumstances mimicking mask wearing, but sitting in you're car ALONE, Waiting for a meter to Expire for over an Hour while wearing a mask.....Every Day i make a concerted effort not to Honk, Swear and Admonish someone who beats me to a spot, or drives slowly etc.  Every Day I Fail.....Just Like the rest of the civilized world the General rule for WAZE is to take the fastest Route, When no Tolls Exist, and when they do, My Rule is Four Minutes Time Difference, Before I succumb and Support the MTA.... Time is relative, Being frugal this morning I decided to forgo the $6.12 Fee to the Battery Tunnel, and go with the 4 minute Slower ride on the Bridge. Putting my faith in Waze, got me Delayed or Stuck in almost every possible imaginable way. Finally Arriving Noineteen Minutes Beyond my Expected time is not all that bad, Except when you're driving Wiggling from one Butt Cheek to another to avoid the unavoidable, After All G0d is great and I made it....It was Heartwarming to See American Flags Being proudly Displayed and waved at all the Socially Distanced Champagne drinking helection Celebrations, I'm Glad We are back to being The Land of the Free and Home of the Brave.......Took me a while to notice that most of my Entries are very much like the Balfour Declaration, Bad grammar, and one long run on Sentence...