Saturday, August 30, 2014

Counter Hoggers


can be Especially ruthless .At a local Duane reade I was carrying Three Cold SF Red-bulls, a large Powerade and and a health bar. Waiting on line behind a Robust and Earthly woman, I put my stuff down at the side of the counter. Granted it was a little tight, She Chided me for being pushy and reprimanded me for being rude, naturally i responded that the Red Bulls were cold and just wanted to put them down. " That's why the have baskets". I lost yet again.......Having never been to the US Open, a good friend named Mooch Invited me to watch his Friend Fernando Verdasco ranked #31 in the world play his second round match. With out tickets or a specific plan of getting tickets, The ray of the Lord shone on us and enabled us to get in for free thanks to the ticket agents failure to scan someone else's tickets. We got to meet an incredibly beautiful  young lady who joined us for the Verdasco match, and Mooch introduced me to Super trainer Gil Reyes, whom also was the UNLV trainer on their National championship team. We had a great twenty minute conversation on the Rebels. The stats Verdasco Lost in Five Sets, Thanks to David Dinkins Legislation  77 planes flew  by the Tennis Center and not over the Matches.........


Wednesday, August 27, 2014

A Weekend


 of some good Scripted texts; not those, But the regulars with UCG( uconn Girl). Led me to deviate from  the Script,  and when I wasn't confident in her reply, I scrambled back to the safe and regular context. ( and no not the context you are thinking).  We Met up for the not so Kosher 2nd Ave deli, and played backgammon. Her game was rusty, but she was impressive especially with her piano Rendition of the Hatikvah or as she pronounced it Hateekva.. I'm really liking the pace and looking forward...... My credit card informed me of my loss in a claims dispute against the Leonardo Hotel, located by the old  Mandelbaum crossing that once divided Jerusalem. Due to the action in the South, I chose to stay an extra day out there, and informed the Hotel, Ill be checking in a day later. Of course it was OK with them, and when i checked out they charged me for the extra night, They told me not to worry about it and handed me the Manager business card with the name Yossi xxxx. Of course Yossi turned out to be the Israeli Waldo, and I was screwed out of $160. Not to be like the Spies whose spoke ill of the country, So i wont..............

Friday, August 22, 2014

WHY


 Would someone travel to the Jewish State Two times in a Month ?  Some speculative answers. To deal arms, To get laid ( I wish that were True, But that's why John Kerry probably frequents the Middle east), perhaps some loose screws, Maybe a Rocket Chaser? The one word Answer IDENTIFY and will leave it at that. I've probably had the worst timing with this war, as everytime I left the Violence Escalated I promise it was not planned........... The final highlight on the last leg of my trip was visiting an Army base down south that Specializes in repairing tanks, Apc's, Bulldozers and any other Equipment on Wheels. The Soldiers on the base are all non- combatant but they work feverishly and with great motivation and messerot Nefesh, under tough tough conditions to ensure that Damaged Equipment is ready to go back to Battle........ After a long layoff me and UCG( uconn girl) went out for dinner Thursday night.The great news:  She's a great listener, attentive, very complimentary and appreciative, though she  keeps utilizing the Expression "too Funny" of which I'm not sure what to make of it. The Not so great, she's a little older, and Our observance differences are Significant, and the Dating is Super American with out  improvisation and Scheduling. I do have a really good time and look forward to see her, She Say's the same. Church on Sunday again Monday Night..............

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Crazy busy


Hair week girl, messaged me that she's still crazy busy, "but lets meet up" ... "great cant wait"we spoke about plans sometime after 730. I walked to a certain area to pick up some of the Israeli version  of Godiva, for my  church in Sunday date this Thursday with  UCG ( unconn girl )  (she's the girl I went out with before I left). "Sometime" in Israel is extrodinarly vague and as 900 came around no word from Hair girl. Sweating and hungry I message her . Apparently her kid couldn't fall asleep, and I told her i understood and will do this another time.  She was adamant , and I still sweating. i did give in to the Falafel temptation, which turned out to be the salvation of my night. Finally the main event rolls in at 10:48, with her niece and an old friend. Where upon we decided to just go to a big outdoor club where the former " Dolphinarium " was, that most notably was the nightclub bombed in June 2001 and several revelers were killed.  She asked if she " dried me up" ( Israeli expression ) I chose to answer in English, where she certainly didn't understand. We all headed to the CLARA club, had some really good conversation amidst the  blasting loud music, drank a little and at 12:30 decided to call it a night. The good news of course was the falafel, and the girls at the club , the bad her friend was really old, and I was still sweating. Heading home I ran into the same older woman turning tricks, I respectfully declined her propositions even a "Dutch oven and "dirty Sanchez". Another successful night in Tel Aviv.........

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Directions ,


I'n Israel can be challenging. Rather not to ask anyone how I get to Rabin Square, for fear of getting the fingerpoint. ingeniously I turned to the magical Waze system, figuring I'd best the Israelis. Unfortunatly I succumbed due to the mammoth CAR traffic jams and kept getting rerouted, took me am extra 1.4 miles out of the way before i turned to a lovely old lady who coridally over explained to me the route....... Speaking of old or older lady's.  I was proportioned by an older woman turning tricks, " wanting to know if I wanted to ...... . With out her consent I recorded the comical conversation, asking  her all kinds of questions. Respectfully I declined her "generous" offer she still  left me her business card which was on a hand written paper............... Some guy I know wanted me to meet up with his sister in Tel Aviv, unfortunatly or fortunately she's been crazy busy at her salon  hair week in Tel aviv........some really good TinderIsrael conversation until I suggest we get together for drinks or dinner or something the replies "         " ................democracy in action, a virulent anti Israel oops anti war rally at Rabin square staged by the virulent extreme left and Arab parties,bashing the state and the defensive operation. How ironic is it that they were being gaurded by the same soldiers and military personnel they were rallying aganist........



Friday, August 15, 2014

Cease fire ?


Well sort of.  Still wondering what the hell I'm doing in Israel for a second time in under a month. Perhaps to attend the non partisan rally to show  solidarity for residents in the south , a good crowd of over 20,000 attended the rally at Rabin Square, I declined to interview as I am effectively in articulate  when speaking Hebrew. The south land is quiet, and gradually getting back to every day life, well sort of.... TinderIsrael followed me again, but most matches, let me rephrase Normal matches refuse to meet up, as their not here for sex, at least I'm grateful for getting some normal matches....who knows maybe something will come up, maybe not......Spending the day in Jerusalem the highlight; a suspicious object on the train that caused us to get off and walk, of course the kotel and the food which has not being me any favors...............

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

its a hell of a pinpoint operation john we have to get over their right away.......


  and getting over there will be Wednesday Afternoon, yet another Trip to the Jewish State. The Tentative Itinerary is to be primarily in the South-land again, that is all up to if the  "Cease fire" holds..........A little better understanding of Single Older Woman? Meeting up with a really attractive, successful, elegant and classy girl. I tried delving into how someone that had so much going on for her remained single. She gave herself credit for not getting married for the sake of marriage and didn't want to end up divorced. The conversation lightened up to Israeli stereotypes and Uconn and Syracuse Hoops and  we toasted to TU B'AV the Jewish Valentines Day, with some Elite chocolates that i got Brought for her, Wasn't Godiva, but appropriate for the occasion. She was especially interesting, and seemed to be laughing a lot and not the press herself to laugh laugh. I thoroughly enjoined her company and she really really smelled great. Walking her home  We exchanged good nights, and left me  thinking that she was way over qualified..... But.....

Saturday, August 9, 2014

OSAMA HAMDAN


the rotund spokesperson for HamasHoles , has been by far Israel's greatest Hasbara Specialists. If I were the Networks, I'd allocate him as much air time as possible........ A lil strange when talking to girls on line, I find myself doing majority of the typing, when we meet i am doing the majority of the shutting up........ Thanks to RE ( real estate girl) for a great Place Suggestion, I was able to thoroughly impress the lovely young lady i met up with Wednesday. She really really loved the place,  and despite me being able to converse with her on every topic she brought up including Wisconsin Badger sports She really really didn't like me....... The Holy S%^it City Part II, Was almost identical to to part I , except their wasn't nearly as much Traffic this time....... A lot of Up in the Air potentials with out any real hope as far as What's happening in the Dating world of course it'll have to wait  Because....................


Monday, August 4, 2014

Again... And we sang dirges


    In the dark, the day the Second  temple was destroyed......not really looking forward to my free diet tomorrow, but I'ts definite a necessity..........Former Israeli ambassador to the UN Aubrey Solomon aka  abba eban in his infinite wisdom once said " if Algeria passed a resolution that the world is flat and Israel flattened the vote would pass 166-13 with 26 abstentions.....It didn't make me too happy to hear from the voluminous young lady I met up for drinks Saturday night that she backed the Arab narrative as far as the finding of the state, Explaining to her the Truth it wasn't her heart and mind I was trying to win, but other body parts of which turned out to be a colossal failure.....With the Defensive Operation Protective Edge continuing their maybe yet another Trip to the Jewish State, Situation pending of course.......I have completely renounced placing fictitious names at the Annual Levi Aaron Yeshiva Auction, the experiment was deemed a failure. Some one up there was against Phil A Sheyo or Leah A Zazal winning........

Friday, August 1, 2014

M. Begin,


 famously Said. " If Someone Threatens to Kill you..... You Better take them Seriously"...........And When  girls tells you That looks are NOT important....... You better Not take Them Seriously. It's been a Three up and Three down This week. I doubt this was planned, but all Three girls i met up with This week worked in the Accounting field, and all worked in the same area. Conspiracy? Or perhaps G0d is sending me a Message. The Forfeit rule was in effect, but she made it with-in the 30 Minute wait period. She was cute and petite and Thinking she'd be thrilled  to the fact that people tell her she needs to gain weight, she found it offensive. Thinking we would just end the night after about an hour of drinks, We decided to break bread. Things got a little tricky, when we were forced to make situational conversation, while waiting to be seated. Some of the topics. The Place needed new carpeting, how much sushi chefs make, and if it annoys them that people are constantly staring at them, They are after all entertainers. The conversation progressed to the quality of the Toilets and my phobia of eating Raw fish due to potential number Two issues. It was clear that we exceeded the time allocated for us to spend together, but as the dating pundits say "What the hell, give it a shot"...........