Saturday, September 22, 2018

” failuries are not,





   To be celebrated, only success” ...…." and you shall Rejoice in you're holiday" - What if the Holidays, make one Miserable, can they get a pass?. Their must be some sort of argument in the Talmud Regarding this Question.....Walking on Kings Higway, I passed by a Lulav and Esgrog ( lemon and Branch) stand, despite not being especially religious, I usually perform this mistva to some extent. The kid working the stand seemed eager to unload one of the Esrog. And alluded this was a “good one” not really caring I asked how much, and he replied $30. Not knowing how to put the Lulav together he solicited the help of the people from the Chabad stand. Upon finishing, he says to me $30. “I paid you man” I protested, where he said “no it’s 30 for the Lulav and 30 for the Esrog”. Losing my tempermanet, I chastitsed the young man, for taking advantage of people that “don’t know “, but I happened to know. Storming off I felt badly, perhaps this young man needed the money, and had to resort to pilferage. I did not get the set, and I did not get my money back, telling the kid to donate it to the Chabad stand right near him.....coming up the Islamic day parade and festival, and UN week, with a major anti- israel protest, called for Thursday by the neturi karta and satmar sects .....

Friday, September 21, 2018

The Prayer for SusTenancE



 

   is with out a doubt, probably one of the most important Prayers of the high Holiday Season. Here is what we need to know

1)   The prayer  states "please provide that way I can do the work of the lord" so its basically G0d provides and you become religious in exchange

2) Clearly it's unfair to the Patron who purchases the Honor  of Opening the Arc that others interlope on his space. A reader suggested a Bouncer be placed with a club Style Velvet Rope, With the Purchaser allowing admittance to stand by the coveted Arc

3) Once the Prayer is done, the Arc Should be closed. Some consider it an Embarrassment to the Torah to keep the Arc opened well after the prayer is completed

4) Every Season,more and More Ingenious ideas are implemented  in order to raise additional funds,I particularly enjoy the one where for a Fee the Rabbi would either have you're name in my mind or will read your name out loud by the Arc so the " goldmine in the sky" shall open up -  to Expand on this, perhaps we need a prayer package system, that can be inclusive to all congregants. A recommendation a Platinum, Gold, Silver, and Bronze package where for the more you pay, the more fervor and intensity will be added by the rabbi. This would work some wheres along the line of Car wash packages or even Seating's at an event, Why restrict it to the select elite general Admission, when you can sell out the Nose Bleeds in the as well

5) For the Dreamers, bring in you're Lotto tickets and have the Rabbi have them in mind, it does get tricky as not everyone can win, but it will enhance you're odds

6) Believe!

    We Respectfully Ask to please not Turn this into a Mockery...........

 

Monday, September 17, 2018

When Did Selichot




       Become so Commercial? There are Special Concerts, scores of Videos all over the net......... Would  The Binding of Isaac  Be considered Child Abuse today ?.......I  personally have decided to Cancel Sukkot this Year..... The media distorts information sometimes, Working the African American Day parade in Harlem, my Encounter with the revelers was nothing short of uplifting, I was welcomed by everyone and Everyone Saluted all members of Law enforcement, The Flag, and all dignitaries attending the festival. What the Media generally likes to portray is violent Groups like Antifa, and others who shout F the Police  etc.....  what is the Proper Time to " Grief " on Social Media, before posting a Happy post? The Tragic Terror attack that killed the " Lion of Judah" Ari Fuld showed many melancholy and grief stricken posts. whats the proper waiting time for those same Saddened posters before they can Share some happier Thoughts.....Thanks to DM, I officially have Surveillance at the BJ empire, unfortunately the "Plug keeps falling out', perhaps an investigation is in order........

Sunday, September 9, 2018

One who



  Does not ring in the New Year Celebrating, Wont be celebrating for the whole year, according to the Russian Proverb.......... L'Shana Tova will always be my favorite Jewish New Years Greeting, Reminds me of the Late Great Rose levine...... Like the Chinese, Some Suggest we should Dedicate the Year to a member of the Animal Kingdom. I vote for the year of the Giraffe........ After several Delays a flight from Newark Landed in Ben Gurion Airport,Approximately  one hour prior to  the Sabbath. At The Behest of the Interior Ministry Minister  Aryehe " Onions" Deri passengers were Rushed from Customs, to Waiting Ambulances and onto their destinations as to not Desecrate the Sabbath...Hmmm......... A lot has been repeated from previous posts but in the Esteemed words of Symon Perski  " No More Resolutions, only solutions"......