The Raffle Ha Haradey....

A FB Friend Known in Most circles as "Alouf "- for his uncanny  resemblance to the Egyptian Spiritual leader is part of a Hardey organization that is putting together a raffle to win 12 Dimes. I bought $100 worth of Tickets and came up with the Ultimate plan to rig the raffle- The plan is simple put my ticket in the freezer and right before the drawing put it in the box where they take out the drawing, The one drawing the Ticket, would then feel for the cold one and Pull out my Name.( This was the scam the NBA ran in 85 Ewing Lottery with the envelopes to make the Knicks win- allegedly of course) Alouf Politely Declined the Scam, He's a good Haredy, I still have faith.............I was speaking to an Israeli Girl from Jdate, We became FB friends, Jesus Christ if  one only knew the friend we have in common-I got Skye because of her, We spoke for a while once, I emailed her after, never heard back (should i wonder why), I see her online, but sticking to the protocol of not being overbearing I have not messaged her...................

HAR HABEIT BEYADENU,

marking the 44th Anniversary of the Unification of Jerusalem. Those three words transmitted by general Mota Gur  are perhaps the three most important words in Modern day History of the Jewish People. The Liberation and return to the Holiness of our places, never ever to depart from them again, The Temple Mount, and Wailing Wall......  In my Opinion nothing can be greater than being a Paratrooper  at that time who were the first to reach the wall, and  stood  along side  Rav Shlomo  Goren Blowing the Shofar. making the blessing on Jerusalem and saying a prayer for the dead . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l17p0fTNvf0&feature=related......... it's Funny to hear now how the Arabs, whom refer to this war as the Naqsa( setback) Blame the Zionist aggression and How Egyptian President despite rallying Millions in the streets of Cairo Swearing to throw the Jews in the Sea was only Joking. The Story of the war and Operation Focus that knocked out the Egyptian Air force in the first three hours of the war is legendary....... Let's hope there is no conflict in Shul on Tommorow Regarding the Yehi Shem.............

If You can't Beat Em ,

Join Em. I am trying to set up a friend of mine through someone else with a friend of hers, and I must say There is some sort of Excitement to make this work, I am not punching my Ticket to heaven as of yet, But i am hopeful something may work out...........I Explained to The Seph Link Rep , Why i have been steering clear from her past couple matches, I maybe Forcing  her into an early retirement............Thanks but no Thanks to Munster or as he is known in Summer season as Mr Deal (for his penchant for the cut sleeve shirts, hair gel and jerky attitude)  - for trying to set me up with a  lovely 24 year old girl, But it some parts of the city I am old enough to be her father  That's pretty Way out of the  age range, But Exceptions of course can be made,  just not in this instance........ How unfair is this I am losing my hair, but not any weight, I may set up an appointment with the Hair Dr this week............

Maybe If Ann Hathaway's face,

got run over by a truck, i can see the resemblance . I met up for a quick Brunch with "Funny Girl" - which lasted about an hour and change, Which was about an hour longer than i wanted to stay, but was very cordial, The basic conversation was about nothing, Jdate has not been good to me lately......... I got an Email from a girl who looks like the younger version of my Aunt Ethel, I'm still flattered......... There was a misunderstanding on my part the other day regarding the blog jumping the shark, my apologizes and a Happy 40th go out to DM...............I think me, My Nephew Sam and someones housekeeper in the greater Ocean Pkwy area are the only three people who wear Menachem Begin T- shirts............

Jump the Shark,

has this the OB Blog been going on too long, I was informed by a loyal reader that it may be time to shut down the doors of OB, put away the ole keyboard as this Blogs has served out it's purpose. In my defense I didn't start this blog for readers or solicited any via FB or other Networks. I do appreciate all the readers and Thank you  for allowing me into you're computer screens for a couple minutes a day ........ "Folks I've had the best seat in the House, Thanks for sharing it I'll see you down the road"-

Finally,

 After getting the same description to every girl that i get set up with I got something different. To Refresh Every Girl is a great girl, Great family, Down to earth, Works, Not you're typical  "S" Girl - This new girl has a great A$$, I said I'm In., pending her checking me out on FB ............ After a few more emails - "Funny Girl" will be in Brooklyn Sunday, were going to meet up at some Cafe around Kings Highway....... I am wondering When and who was the first  to start the tradition of the Memorial Day  BBQ, and store sale. I thought Memorial day was supposed to be Somber?.........Munster was wrong the other day about the girl that we saw it wasn't the same girl i took out she looked too good............. FN On Girls - Plenty of Fish in the sea- just stay away from the "Shell Fish".............

Pancakes .......

Was what was on my mind the whole night, I met up with a girl That I just sort of reconnected with after speaking to her six months ago. We Hung out in Williamsberg, I told her how much I hated the Hippies and don't recycle because of them, she didn't mind we Bsed for about and hour and change and I think will remain FB friends no more no less....................I made a sin today, While parking illegally to drop off a box at a store, I swiped a parking ticket off the vans window behind me ( it had several) and placed it on mine, After the delivery i put it back, Something tells me to expect a ticket soon...............Iv'e exchanged some emails with "funny Girl "- but fell out of her, I think she'd be great for networking as she is involved with all these events................

Taking the High Road,

No More, Over the course of this blog I have been extraordinarily diplomatic about  a lot of my dates and have put the fault on myself, But some recent feed backs have let me reconsider this Diplomatic approach to my Entry's....... A short while ago I made a comment about "Dating the Same Girl in Different Colors" and I wont Elaborate on that, As i know most of Readers have some form of A.D.D. (as well as I do), But I am sure u can figure it out........ My Landlord Scared the piss out of me into Saying "Asher Yatzar" after the bathroom, he said he had " kidney Stones" and regretted every time he missed saying it, i don't think I'll ever forget to say it from Now on............. I am "going out " with the girl I was speaking to on Jdate a while ago and she reconnected with me through FB, The only downside of meeting up with her is possibly losing a FB friend............

Ignoring the Call,

 What happened with "mossad girl" Are you ready for "Salk girl " her cousin?. The  line for yesterdays girls as far as dates was  1.5 - JJN bet the house on the under (shes not into heavy metal), he's a winner .......The Heart of a Stranger beats the same as a friend...... 25 years since the " Hands Across America" - campaign  to fight Poverty........ They Say that Benjamin Netnayahou ( some call him Nothingyahou) can win the Republican Nomination for President........How do I respond to and Email from a pretty girl that just says " You're Funny"- i feel pressure now to  have a good response, I think I'll just pick at her Profile and say something from it.........

Not Unless,

We can talk about Israel forever, I doubt there was any chemistry between us. I text ed Sister of Munster (Som) to ask her weather to text her or go to the door - I knew what she would say, but i tried. The Usual met the Mom, had to explain my name and we were off to Boro Park. I asked a lot of questions about her work and learned the difference between jet skiing and water skiing. Things were slow until the Israel topic came up - I can talk forever about it and she was into it, I ordered vegetable lasagna with all that broccoli and crap in it, It was dark so i wasn't noticing it. I made my food joke, i think she liked it. There wasn't much there it lasted surprisingly 2:30 hours from start to finish. No Church on Sunday............... There were a gazillion  interpretations to the Benjamin Netanyahou speech to the joint session of congress today, I liked it especially his tone on Jerusalem, on the concessions i felt he was being sincere in following through with them just appeasing the world................

Falasha To Freedom.....

   It's been 20 years since The Airlift of Ethiopian Jews to Israel. In a span of 36 hours, with not stop flights over 14,000 people  were airlifted to safety. Including one flight that set a world record carrying 1,122 people with 2 babies being born on the flight. Israel since it's founding has been instrumental in airlifting Hundreds of Thousands of Jews in such amazing Operations as " Magic Carpet" (Yemen) and "Ezra and Nehemiah"( Iraq) in the early 50s ....

And Jacob loved,

his son Joseph from all his Brothers. I felt like Joseph today after my parents called me to tell me that I am the sole heir to their IRA plan, It could be also that i am the brokest of my Siblings or that I have made my parents the executioners of my will, But we had a good laugh at that........ recently I was friend ed on FB by a girl whom I was talking to on jdate and just suddenly stopped talking to me  She messaged me today and we spoke for a while - I asked her if i said anything stupid or inappropriate that made her stop talking to me, she said no she just had stuff to iron out- we may get together Thursday..........I have to add a new girl to the Seph link Same girl Rotation of names they keep giving me - This is getting very complicating i have to find names for all these girls but she was the girl that "Shul Guy " was harassing me to call and she didn't even know i was calling.................

"What is she thinking about"?,

a late Sat night text - " The girl ( Esther) wants to think it over a couple days and she'll get back to me "- Hmm What the hell can she be thinking about?............. Do I Email a girl on Jdate twice if she didn't respond to my Email ? it was a while ago, since i last emailed her maybe she's also thinking about it..............."Mossad Girl" called me back today, I didn't think she would, but were supposed to go out Tuesday Night 8:00, I have no clue where to take her yet............. It has been slow but the deficit has risen to Appx $2058.00 for 2011......... The rest of my new profile reads like this :

My ideal relationship:

Hanna Senesh + mother Tersesa - if not then compatabilty, chemistry, Fun, compatabilty again,spelled differently and noodle salad

My past relationships:

I learned a lot - not to wear white gym socks with a suit - Turkish, that making girls laugh doesn't really count , That I was never right, and to appreciate more

I am looking for a:

A girl That is a great speller, on the East coast team in the rap wars, She has to like to stay in and go out and also look good in sweatpants and a black dress, and good natured.

My perfect first date:

for the following not to happen - Get Towed, Step in #2, if the girl is very relgious not to help her with her coat and accidently touch her, there is no such thing as contangious yawns, and not to cut yourself on a cheap chinese umbrella

Kyrie eleison,

has become one of my favorite Blessings and phrases- Its a Greek phrase meaning Lord have mercy or used as an saying or as a blessing of lord watch over you - I learned it from the great 80s song by Mister Mister Kyrie, I have begun signing off letters, cards and Emails with that Blessing............Museums are a great place to meet Girls for the first time in my life I went to a museum, it was called the MOMA on 53rd street, i went with a friend of my mine from Israel, I met her on line, we met up in Israel and then here as previous mentioned in a prior post I usually get the consolation prize, rather then get lucky i get new FB friends. She was explaining to me the art, I wasn't paying attention just looking at the naked pictures........ I was at a big Chase Branch  downtown Yesterday going to do a refinancing, They wouldn't let me use the bathroom it was a "Security Issue" .......

First Cousins,

it was a good thing that I didn't Double dip and call "Salk" girl and "Mossad" Girl at the same time, turns out there not only FB friends but first cousins as well, My rep Said she'd take care of it. I did call "Mossad" Girl this afternoon around 530 but left a message,something tells me she wont get back to me, but i don't really care and that means i really don't care..........I didn't hear back from my Persian cousin who set me up with "Esther",the last girl she set me up with she got back to me right away, cause she was interested, when the girl isn't  intrested any match maker will delay getting back to or not get back to you at all, to try to spare hurt feelings, So that gave me the indication there will not be church on Sunday with her, but things are cooking up elsewhere from other parts of the world.............................

The Mario Test,

 (Bronx Tale) is when you go out with a girl for the first time - you drive on the highway, get a 18 wheelers attention, Take the girls head and push on you're "ole Rajo"- If the girl goes down on the Ole Rajo knowing that the truck driver is watching then shes a "Gavone " (pig) and can't be trusted........... My test is if I take out an out of town girl and she doesn't Text me to get home safely or tells me that at least, Then I know things didn't work out. I was late to pick up "Esther" i was waiting on 66th Street to pick her up, she was on 56th street, it was my fault, Long Black Hair, Exotic Look She was Hot and I told her she was prettier than described, We had dinner at my usual Place Abigail's it's expensive a little, but there is always parking.I don't think she was comfortable, cause she kept her jacket on the whole night( 2nd time that happened to me) Even though i was under the weather i thought that I brought my A game, We spoke politics, Israel, Music etc.... I hope i didn't come off as a know it all. It was a little odd to me that When she was giving me directions she would always say Please(please make a right, Please continue straight). I got lost in Paras U Madai on the way home even with Navigation. The ride home was  only 26 miles. There will not be Church on Sunday................ohh I forgot to mention I hope she didn't see my Thumb it was Gross all Black and Blue from a bad Jam - I missed two big free throws once cause of a jammed thumb, maybe thats why she didn't like me?..............

Operation "Keep Youre,

 Mouth shut" - Is the best way to lose weight. Howard Stern was right about all these diets being BS, The only thing to do is learn how to shut you're mouth and don't eat a lot, That's the Stern Diet........I was walking on OP and ran into a girl I went out with before, i didn't recognize her and only saw her for briefly, but there was no way that was the same girl i took out - it was dark outside so i may not have gotten the best look, But I was like Holy Crap- Munster confirmed it was her .............My Neighbor HT promised to take me clubbing with him next time he goes, the last time i went clubbing was with Munster Marsha and Margo 2 years ago........I hope EE doesn't read the blog But I canceled my Florida trip, to go out with "Esther" tomorrow Night Instead of going to his Reunion............

" Please DO NOT,

tell Anyone whom you go out with in the Beginning" Those are specific instructions from my Rep. Hell if I didn't tell anyone I wouldn't have this stupid Blog, and I am grateful to the 8 or 9 loyal readers I have with That. I am going out with "Esther"  The Persian girl on Thursday Night, it can go really good or really bad ( for either of us)and here's why.......I didn't see her photos but shes supposed to be very pretty, i didn't ask her if she saw my photo ( i hope she did) But I will be Driving her Home to Great Neck, So we will be stuck with each other for a while- I am going to be - courteously Optimistic, As far plans not sure but I think will go somewhere nice..........

The Slap heard,

Round the world. At the Flatbush Dinner honoring my Brother and sister in law  An older woman comes up to introduce herself to me Hello Im Mrs "Shnitzler" I was the one who was talking to you're sister in law regarding " so and so " girl, shes a terrific and  onwards and onwards I Replied ohhhhh yeah i don't know what happened it got messed up and continued making up excuses ( just didn't tell her i wasn't into her ) - my brother didn't see me talking to her comes up to me and just slaps the sh%&it out of me  in the face as a joke - The woman look mortified, the couple I knew were just laughing- After the initial shock it was funny. The main Speaker spoke for over 45 minutes about his 28 year tenure at the school someone suggested he should have retired 20 years ago. They had a nice presentation, I didn't wind up eating like a "ben tzrorer u meror" or carnivore to make up for the 300 bones i spent on the ad.  A footnote : -for the J-Dubbs they did not run out of meat.................

Never go to ,

A Movie Theatre, Where they Greet you with Saalam Waalakim. I went with a friend  to a movie in Bay ridge, I thought I was in Gaza City, A little scary to be there, let alone on there Naqba Day............The Highlight of the movie for me was these black kids sitting behind us  were fighting with and Calling each other "Faggots " for being at that Specific Movie, I couldn't sleep even cause the seats were very Uncomfortable........I spoke to "Esther" for about 10 Minutes,I kept Hitting the Mute Button  on the IPhone by accident  and had to repeat myself a lot, I tried Scheduling with her, She said Call me Tuesday......

An Unwritten Rule,

 amongst friends is That even if there is a minuscule chance of getting some no matter how small ,you can ditch you're friends to give it a shot. I was supposed to give one of my friends a ride home, but when the Israeli British girl called me to meet up with her and her friend, I ditched him, He's been taking cheap shots at me for a while, but he knows the rule..............An Arraignment was made to the Person that owes me $, I finally confronted her response" This is the first time I ever looked bad with money" Thanks I'm flattered to be the first, She promised $200 a month starting June 1, no juice of course.................I Resigned up for Jdate. a lot of familer faces. Here is a how my new profile reads -
The Good News about this profile I look like my photos the bad news about this profile i look like my photos. I wanted to convert to Islam, but Allah wouldn't advance me on the virgins so i figured, id stay Jewish. I am very Honest, Except for stealing Swedish fish, Music and Ketchup once. G-d Punished me back by making someone steal my Ipod. I like to celebrate Holidays such as Black History Month, Moses and Menachem Begin's B-days -My Immediate goals is to figure out how to put my sheets on my bed, making a Tie, and learning a musical instrument. I am always on time ( that's my Ashkenazim side). I don't cook, but I am great at making Wish Sandwiches, I have created words and like to pronounce silent letters so they don't feel excluded.

Civil War ?,

 There has been Speculation that the greater Syrian community will be moving there very own "Mason- Dixon"- further down from Ave N to Ave M. The Great compromise was worked out in the mid 90s as the influx of new Syrian immigrants arrived to the greater ocean pkwy area. The New Syrians primarily Shamis(Damascus) were barred from settling past Ave N. As the "Mayflower" Syrians didn't want to them to integrate into there culture. Most Shamis reside further West by the V- Z area, but non the less with there rapid Growth, there might not  be another choice. The Head of the Mayflower Movement was quoted as saying " They Invaded Deal, and have taken over the Casino,amongst other places, a further move of the Arabians past the line would be disastrous for the future generations". I had the privilege of being hosted at the Greater J area last week and have not heard one word of Arabic spoken, and This week i was hosted in the other area and not one word of English was spoken.. Who Will Rise to be the Syrian Community's Abraham Lincoln?...........

The Link,

 is Unhappy with me,  I maybe be burning my bridges with them.I skipped on there matches and  spoke to "Mossad" Girl  instead for just under five minutes, it was late on Friday which helped, But I didn't play out all the Conversation scenarios in my mind and was unprepared for her short answers and non follow up questions. I asked her what are her interests ( medicated Pete) In the Winter time she goes Snowboarding and in the Summer Time Water skiing. What do you Do in the Spring and Fall ? In Any event She's going to be away till next week so nothings planned. I do plan on calling "Esther" the Persian Girl Tomorrow............The Arab World Marks the Naqba or catastrophe Tomorrow- My question is why not Observe it after they lost the war rather on the day the war officially Started?.  If I were Arab i would also be Humiliated, at the fact that they outnumber the Zionists by Millions, and are constantly getting there ass kicked, that's why they keep making Excuses that don't make sense, but in any Event,  I will be Posting my very own Peace Initiative in couple weeks..

The Last Time,

   I coached a basketball game I was unceremoniously Thrown out of a playoff game while coaching the 7th and 8th grade Center Team, Around Seven years ago. I was the first coach in Center History to lose to Young Israel Of Flatbush not only once but twice. The Officials for that game were Atrocious only to be fair one was a born again Christian whom refused to Tee me up, even after i kept challenging him using Jesus name and the other was a complete Imbecile,Coach DM almost rallied us to the win after, to make matters worse my Best player kept telling me to Shut the F up........ I wont write about the rest of my coaching resume........ In Short I was offered the job of the 10th and 11th grade team, i think i will decline A) I probably don't know enough as I haven't studied in a long time B) My inability to motivate the players C) Am i Nuts?............

Bad Thumb,

Is probably the worst excuse i ever made as to why I choked when I missed Two Free throws ( one was an air ball one went wide right) in a critical situation in a game. Approximately 15 years later I still get grief over making that excuse, and justifiably so  very much like the Scottie Pippen "Migraine Game"........... My Persian convert Cousin called me again, i thought she was mad at me for the way I handled the last Persian girl i went out with but she said she is working on someone new and is not mad at me.......On My Arabic word of the Day App on my I- phone the last words of the day  were Whisky,Vagina, and Divorce...........

Double Dipping,

  In Dating Should Generally be allowed Especially in the beginning. Almost Simultaneously I was given two different girls numbers roughly at the same time, The Issue is that when i looked them up on FB there was a contraindication kind of like mixing up prescription drugs- There both roughly the same age and happen to Be FB friends what are the odds they are close? It's a little tricky I spoke to The Sephlink lady and she advised me to just call the girl she set me up with will call her "Salk" .  The other girl whom i was set up with By LM  will call her "Mossad" girl cause she practically requested every information on me from Pants size, to origins, to family, Job description etc....I am leaning to calling Mossad girl first....... Apologies to C. FN who pointed it out to me about the selfishness of NBA players just letting clock run out rather than heaving a desperation shot as not to ruin there stats...............

F%$ing Polite ??

  I have to put that on my resume, to add to punctual and remembering useless information. Sephlink Agent had another "great idea" She called me suggesting a new girl. I told her "How polite you are "- Polite HUH? did she run out of adjectives? How about Good looking or Rich we can embellish here even if its a lot. Again i don't know much about this girl and didn't request a photo.This situation reeks of awkwardness, as I am for certain my Rep, is like a hasadic calling to collect money when she makes the case for me. I'll Probably call her tomorrow as i have to go through the conversation and scenarios in my head, great News she's down to earth.........

Life is filled with Disappointments..

 
     After services today, A Rabbi sporting a huge grin,approaches me,  Shakes my hand firmly, and gives me a  blessing. The conversation goes on for another minute or so, until he realizes that I am not the "Fortunate Son " - Do u want you're blessing back? i asked him , No has ve shalom - He then asks " where does you're brother live"? Somewhere in Bklyn on the other side - " where is his office:? Somewhere in Manhattan . With a Disappointed look in his face he handed me an envelope and asked me to send him a small check for his Kollel.........A friend of mine from Israel came in to NY for a couple days, She called me let's meet up. She was with one of her friends that moved here from Israel. Hmmm as with everyone what goes through my mind she may be hot - I think when I met up with the girls I had that same look as the Rabbi had when He found out I wasn't My brother.......................The Great idea That the Sephlink Had, Isn't looking like it's going to go So Great.........

Controversy or Compromise?.

controversy  is a lot better. Every Synagogue has there own Opinion as to what prayers to add or omit during Yom Haatzamoot. This Morning in The shul I was at as The Amida was finishing One person started with the Ana, but was quickly shot down to Yehi Shem who was quickly overruled with the Hallel Prayer. the Rabbi was still Praying the Amida and Seemed indifferent to the debate- The main Belligerent who continued pressing for Yehi Shem was Shouted down as The Hallel (No Blessing) Prevailed. The Argument continued well after the prayers as everyone threw in his 2 cents ( NR - Sticking to policy refrained from intervening ).There is no Law of right and wrong here and each Rabbi  acts on behalf of his or her( not to exclude the reform) Congregation and according to the Rabbi of the Shul He decreed that Hallel Should be recited after the Amida. Things should remain calm till Yom Yerushaylim..............

Great Ideas,

after about a month of Sephlink Hiatus I got a text that the agent said was a "great idea"- jokingly i told her shes had a lot of great ideas - i asked two questions Age and did she see my photo - Age checks,  photo? doesn't matter she wants a "nice guy " Ha could that be me? I don't really buy it- I'm not sure weather to call her or not...........On the Treadmill at the center tonight I had the misfortune of getting stuck next to,and not to sound prejudice but it was definite Halaby or Shamy kids, Cause they Reeked of Cologne? Thankfully they didn't stay very long............. Yom Haatzmaoot Samech - Netzach Ysrael Lo Yehsaker - Happy 63 to the Jewish State..............

When President Harry S. Truman

 against the wishes of his State Department decided to recognize the Govt of the New Hebrew State, It took him all but Eleven Minutes. The Zionists still asked What took So long ?......................I am a little nervous on how they Israelis will handle the Arab Naqba March on the 15th of May- They are being incited by the Egyptians and there own leaders I just Hope the Shin bet and Mossad have all the right information this time so we don't have a repeat  to the Flotilla Incident..............The prayer controversy continues as what prayers to add or omit. My Opinion for myself and myself only - I take pride in the Miracle, But Since I do NOT live in Israel or have contributed anything to Israel I don't personally Celebrate the Miracle, but support the cause much like the Evangelical Christians. I would only Pass on the Tachanuenem, No Hallel.............

What a Coincidence,

 the class reunion did not go away, and was planned for May 19th. I got the text this morning, Is it Fate or sabotage that I will not be able to attend due to the fact that I will be Visiting Rose Levine in Florida on that day. An Excerpt of my conversation with the Organizer:- it was edited out of all profanity and vulgarity
Iwananame:  got the reunion text? KnightIU:  yeah thank u KnightIU:  i will be away but thanks for inviation
KnightIU:  florida Iwananame:  BS Iwananame:  why are u going there? KnightIU:  grandmother
Iwananame:  and i bet you just booked it solely to get out of coming to the reunion dinner Iwananame:  jerk KnightIU:  what kind of person do u think i am would i do something like that Iwananame:  YES Iwananame:  you would Iwananame:  100% Iwananame:  you definitely did it on purpiose KnightIU:  whatwhatwhat how can i possibly have done that if i just found out about the reuinon date today
Iwananame:  lying SOB u booked Florida just to get out of the reunion.   Iwananame:  cant call it free food because it costs $65 pp
KnightIU:  send my best to the class to everyone
Iwananame:  but you lied to me in that you bought the ticket just to get out of going to the reunion KnightIU:  how would i know and why would i choose that specific date Iwananame:  bc u did know KnightIU:  c'mon man what kind of perosn do u think i am Iwananame:  a bad person Iwananame:  you knew full well when it would be and u booked a trip on purpose to avoid going
Iwananame:  COWARD!
Oliver Stone and Jesse Ventura would be very proud of this conspiracy..............

Mr Rosh Chodesh,

Sends out every beginning of the Jewish month, Inspirational Messages on how to behave towards one another and continue to do random acts of kindness. While waiting for Winners at the Center today Mr R.H. Decided when the game was over to start another full court game on the  other side and take players off the court he was waiting for. seems like he felt the competition was better on the other court. May Hashem Grant us a Month full of Chesed, Maasam tovim, Success and good fotune.......................

Happy Mothers day,

 On Sunday,as Dr Ron Karanga, whom created the festival of Kwanzaa, Three years ago I too  have created, a holiday to be called Mother F%u#$ers Day, to be observed the following Monday after Mothers Day. A day of recognition to all the Scumbags, dregs of society and lowlifes.....It will be postponed as it is The Israeli memorial Day( it was supposed to start Sat night, but due to them not wanting to have Sabbath Violations it was postponed till Sunday night ). The Jewish State remembers it's 22,867 soldiers that fell during there service as well as 2443 civilians that fell to terror past 1950..........

Same Old,

Story, I met with Mrs A tonight, and i think that I am done meeting with any more Matchmakers, Not that Mrs A isn't very nice, I didn't expect her to be Haradiet also- but in short she asked me some questions and suggested the same girls that everyone  else suggest to me, Feels like she's colluding with the sephlink ladies, But I know it's coincidence in short it maybe back to the online game, but doubtful............ If you have any #69 digits in you're user name, or password I would suggest that not unless no one else would see it, change it. I got a funny look from the Chase customer service lady whom was helping me with my account.............It's starting to get crazy on how many things i have put on my favorite places to read or skim through, I go through the Israeli papers, a lot of various blogs, and now Arab propaganda Media outlets........My cousin keeps making excuses for me as to why I didnt call back Persian girl, it's been over a month, I have been ignoring her texts, I don't know what to tell her.....................

"What took you so long"?

      Every year for the past Few Years an Ex Girlfriend of mine Texts me for Receipts. It usually is around March, but this year she waited till  May and  Every year I make the same joke - "She texts me "is it possible to get receipts"- I respond in a text "let me think about it " then 2 seconds later text her i thought about it no problem- It always draws the customary LOL but i think it's just stupid banter between us.............I called the Rabbi from Chabad and apologized to him for Introducing to people at the Bris with Titles as Money or No Money With all due respect to the Rabbi He is very Pushy and wants to meet everyone and says hello to everyone- he knew there was no levity intended and that i was joking.....................My confidence is coming back a little I played a double header in the Center tonight and was decent except for some Stupid Turnovers......... I have to confirm with Mrs A. for tommorow Night............

"What if you knew her, And

Found her Dead on the ground" - 41 years since Kent State - The great song written By Neil Young "Ohio"- I don't think he should have attacked Nixon in the song, as this was Kennedy and LBJ war, non the less a classic.............. The Pulitzer prize winning photo - Jeffrey Miller is dead on the ground, Aliison Krause a Jewish 20 year old girl was also killed.................

The Biggest Sucmbags,

When it comes to parking spots are the Hippies. The Self Righteous A- Holes who preach ethics and good deeds to everyone else don't practice it themselves. Driving around looking for a spot on the UPW today I came across cars that were clearly taking up Two spots, I saw A Hippies type of woman in one of the spots and politely asked her if she can move up a little, She replied She's Sorry but she can't, I "Thanked " her for her Hippie kindness and circled around another five minutes............. Update from Match maker about the NGITW(nicest girl in the world) "trying to convince her , she thinks u wouldn't go for her cause Bla Bla Bla Bla  . give me time to work on her- I Thanked her and told her I "understood"............It Makes me sick to see Selfish NBA Players letting one or two seconds expire with out even attempting a desperation shot at the end of quarters, as not to harm there Field goal percentage.........................

The 90th Minute,

   Thanks To Munster, I got a text from a Lady whom sets up people, "she's heard  lots about me " - I asked good or bad ? She would like to meet up with me, I am appreciative, gracious, and of course skeptical........I haven't heard from the woman who was trying to set me up with  The "Nicest girl in the world, very pretty, and great figure" but that came with the BUT to it, so it's safe she's not interested...........As a brother to "Parents of the year " I have to ante up 300 big ones for the dinner, Ill starve myself before, as opposed to hmmm Never Mind. I do get to place a small ad in a journal or book no one reads, but have to keep it clean it does get Censored........

Wasn't it the,

Mossad, or the five Middle Eastern Israeli guys dancing on the a Jersey City Roof top Responsible for the Sept 11 Attacks? Are the Truthers Content with the Death of Bin Laden? For the Conspiracy Theories Do you really think that a man that killed so many people deserves to be Buried in a holy Mooslim way with- in 24 hours of his death? Is Heaven on alert for the Virgin Shortage now ? So many Unanswered Questions.......... Some Minor irritations - all the people that post unoriginal on  FB or Twitter- A lot of them are funny but give credit to where you ripped it off, Another one is Where people post pictures of there kids or babies as the first of everything I.E. - kids first time he smiled or took a crap, first time he/ she wore a hat Etc...