The Beatings Will

      Continue, until the Moral Improves... For the Second Straight Weekend the Rains came to the People of Deal. Much like the People of the ancient City of Ninveh, They are called upon to repent from their  Wicked ways and debauchery, if they don't want to incur the wrath of the Rain man Trick's prayers Which can bring a washout to the Jersey Shore community for the Summer. I hope very much  like the people of Ninveh, whom Heeded Jonah's call to Repent, The People of Deal will do the same, and enjoy Beautiful Weather for the rest of the Summer weekends........A few Disturbing things about the NBA draft. Firstly according to the commentators every player is going to be a great Addition and asset to his new team, It's time to cut the chord on the PC plug. It's amazing how every is an expert about every player, With out hardly seeing any of these players play. Basically Everyone is repeating the talking points of the " Experts" and arguing them back and forth, With out knowing crap. Finally how can they Sell tickets to the Draft, Have they No Shame? I remember going to my first Draft as a Broke 15 Year old in 1988 at the felt forum. Danny Manning the Player of the year from Kansas was the Top pick. Injuries Plagued what could have been a great career, But his most memorable Moment was shooting 0-4 in the Semi- Finals against the Russians at the Summer Olympics in Seoul, Korea. The Americans Lost...........





 

From 0 to

      Still 0, The first date of the week had to cancel as she felt it was unfair if we met when she wasn't herself, due to the lack her having to put Graduation Performance shows at her Non Air conditioned school. Funny thing I believe her, She is after all from the Midwest. The Second date I kind of wish   had air conditioning issues, not that she wasn't a nice person, but being forced to carry a conversation with a completely disinterested girl, in Hebrew, made me consider that the traffic i was sitting in to get to the city wasn't  so bad after all. The Hair guy from Gideon's Set me up with her, and what I should have realized is that NOTHING good ever came out of that place for me... Maybe not nothing but that was so long ago.......... My Insurance Expiring was The Motivation to go See an Ear.Nose and Throat Dr, Despite not having any ENT issues. After a 24 Minute wait, and a $50 copay, I saw the Dr for roughly 75 Seconds, he Stuck a tube in my Ear, Looked at my throat, And told me I'm Fine. The last time I spent money that lasted that long, was well will leave that story for another time. The final Spike of the football and F U i got from the Gideon's.....

From 0 to Potentially

 Four potentially serious  dates in less than an hour. With the online game being the only game in town, a couple of calls from left field, may produce a couple of dates, in addition to perhaps some serious get together from the online world. Of course in a matter of Moments it can all go back to Zero again, but I've learned that " you cant dry clothes, with yesterday's Sun". gotta Keep it moving........It Either makes me wonder, or I had nothing else to do on the Subway. Why would they put a pole in the middle of the 6 person average size Bench. It cuts off about 2-3 inches of seat space which is pretty big considering the "Average" size of the people. Just as a coincidence their were Seven Woman sitting in My lane, Four across, Three on my side, I was the Skinniest of  all of them, and  Six of them it wasn't close. The Yiddish Proverb States " one who surrounds himself with dwarf's, Does not make him a Giant". Also applicable to the Weight category............Remember the Altalena  06.22.48........ The Raciest and Horrific Shooting at the Black Church in SC, was a horrible story, I find it senseless for the media to start calling the Killer's diary a Manifesto and publishing it
 They did the same crap with another Killer -  The only Person that had a Manifesto is Karl Marx, Seriously What the............

Sulemyan Demirel,

 The Former Turkish PM and President, when asked to summarize Turkey in one Word " Good"  and if you asked me in two  words " Not Good".   That's Exactly the words, I would  use to describe  David Blatt's Season with the Cavs. It felt Blatt, Was content just being there and did not make the right adjustments to give his team the best chance to win.. A great question was asked " Would you rather lose the finals, or not even make it in the playoffs"?.. something to ponder...........

Thanks to the Israeli Rabbinate

none of us will be hearing the two greatest words in sports GAME SEVEN. The reason GS will win in Six, is To avoid the Sabbath Desecration of Game Seven being played on Friday Night. They also Suggested Blatt not Play Dellavadova So much..... Thanks to a case of Being " Under the Weather", my Jswipe date will be postponed to   a Time to be Determined  a Euphemism for Never..........Speaking of Jswipe, they Must be doing something to the Photos, Their is an abundance of Really pretty girls.  Unfortunately, besides the conversation being flat and banal, Alot of the girls are "Manahattan Snobby" so the conversation generally Ends with the "ohh you're from Brooklyn" ........ Really looking forward the Mass Exodus of Syrian Jewry to their Holiest city of Deal. I know some people in Honi the Meagayel Fashion that pray for rain their on weekends,but of course that's for drought purposes, and not for people to be miserable.........

George Orwell wrote in "1984",

(op-ed)  Countering the BDS
by Father McKenzie
 

               " Those who control the present, control the past". The  State of Israel has faced Many challenges since it's birth in 1948. Calls for its annihilation, Wars, Terror attacks, Arms Embargo by allies, The  Arab Boycotts, and the everyday threat to a people, that have not experienced a single Moment of Peace since the fulfillment of the Return to Zion Prophecy. The Jewish State today is faced with perhaps it's greatest and most challenging threat yet, and that's the Delegitmization effort, Spearheaded by the radical Arab Group Known as the BDS ( Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) this hubris organization  has spread like Wildfire amongest  Sanctimonious groups across the United States and Europe. It's a little perplexing to Understand How Israel  unites Extreme groups from all angles of the Spectrum. The Radical Extreme Muslims,The Moderate Arabs, Extreme Right wingers who Still believe of the Jewish Plot to take over the world, Gays and Lesbians,  every single Nominal Social justice "Jewish" Group or person that Hasn't gotten enough attention in their Synagogue ( Lesbionic woman over 50, or Descendants of Shoa Survivors etc..) With the clear aim  Destroy the Jewish State. Only to be fair not all Express those views in the Open.
                        What I feel the Israel's need to do to circumvent the tide of this Raciest and vile Campaign is firstly stop Apologizing. The Famous Saying in Israel is " When an Israeli Sneezes, The Arab Catches a cold". BDS, has successfully been able to infuse their narrative that  in 1948 the " Big Bad Zionists wolves " came out of nowhere rummaged through Palestine, Committing abhorrent massacres and Expelled the indigenous People, in what is know as the Naqba or Catastrophe. Then in June 1967, The Israelis further continued with their Expansionist colonist plan that fueled a Knock out Victory against their hapless  Enemies that led what has become known as the Naqusa or the Setback. This of course led to a "Brutal Military Occupation" That has been Suffocating a Defenseless people for Forty Eight years. Furthermore we hear about " Apartheid" , Settlement Expansion  and Raciest laws being implemented against the Arabs. Through the University's The Arabs have seized control of the media, and thus allowed  History to be rewritten to Achieve their ultimate Aim, They will Omit that the Partition plan Gave the Jews the Baron and Shithole Negev Desert, That was the majority of the territory that allowed them to create the State, No one will hear about the Six invading Arab Armies, Plus the Arab irregulars, fighting the Jews, and Promising Massacres that would dwarf the Mongolian invasion. The June War of 1967 that Threatened the Existence of the Jewish State, that  No Israeli wanted. Then  Arab league Declaration of the Three No's Etc..  A young impressionable social Justice Seeking Liberal is only aware of the Big bad Zionist wolf Syndrome and it's History's Obligation to correct that.
               Another Point That has not been tapped into is to challenge the Boy-cotters, and run a campaign on Everything Israeli or Zionist Supported. From Agriculture, Technology, Arts, Medicine, Bushiness and commerce, and Entertainment. Advocate the BDS to not just pick and choose what they want to Boycott, but insist they Boycott EVERYTHING, this should not be up for debate, Don't pick on the Small Winery in Judia  and Samaria, but attack the Nobel Prize Winners, attack those Evil Zionist Supporters whose contributions to the world, Challenge them to be 100% Bigots and not just whatever Bigotry suits them. As a gesture of Good will, return the favor by Boycotting Whatever it is they contributed, perhaps Tabouli Salad, Hummus and maybe Sand. The Jewish  State Perceived and flourished despite all the various different threats to it's existence, and this Threat will only endure the same fate, but needs to be confronted........" The Eternity of Israel, Will never lie"- Samuel-1  15:29 

When the Cavs

           win, Lebron is the coach, when they lose it's that Bleeping Blatt.... I can't see Cleveland winning Despite Lebron being the best player on the court. It's as if the Cavs get the first pick and then Golden State gets the Next Seven. I think Cleveland Should have JR Smith play on the ball more,  and  also on Jame's Side. I'd  try to get him 20-25 Shots  It's the Hail Mary Option,but at this stage I  think their other option is the Masada one......... It felt like " Old Week ", getting in all Doctors appointment, But with my Insurance running out at the end of the month, i figured to get my money's worth as I debate weather to Sign up for new insurance. Complaining of Peeing too much, My Dr Suggested I do a sonogram on my Ball Sack. It was a little Uncomfortable That a  Middle aged Heimishe Persian Woman was handling my Sack. What made it  worse was her asking me to push as if I was constipated, luckily i was, so their were no accidents, but some loud farts Slipped out on a couple occasions, Which made it a lil more Awkward , Thank G0d they weren't smelly....... Question of the Day - Should i invite one of my friends to be my date for an upcoming Wedding? The only issue, What if One of us, probably me wants to leave Early. I have a couple girls in mind..........

Hijacking

my phone the great EEE, took it upon himself to message my Friend whose name rhymes with Risa, professing my unrequited love for her. This Love of course does not exist, but EEE, insists it's Destiny Especially After the Song of Songs Sign, when I first met 5 years ago. She laughed off the text and asked who is EEE.......It's a little disconcerting to see People criticizing the State department and the Obama Administration for not Recognizing Jerusalem as Part of Israel.It's been American Policy since the inception of the State in 1948, and not something Obama should be signaled out for..... After Golden State is going to win the championship, Steve kerr is going to be praised for having the Brains and courage to bring David Lee into the Rotation. Lee is the only Consistent Warrior big man,who is a match up nightmare for the Cavs. He plays an instrumental role in the pick and roll Offense. He Screens well, opens up, Makes great decisions, passes the hell outta the ball, Finishes, Rotates, and makes players around him better. What the Hell took Kerr So long to figure that out? Wont be the question asked, but just a lot of praise for the coach for "finding" the right Mix of players that will deliver the warriors their first championship in Forty Years..........

Since "Bad Decision Week",

 Festival was so successful last week, It was decided that it'd be granted one more day. Not Sure what would posses me to meet up with a Mid Thirties Mutt of Ecuadorian and Persian Descent, Whom i suspected was in her earlier forties,  Actually I am pretty Sure what would posses me, but that's not the point. We spoke briefly over the phone, I found her accent sort of hot, and we scheduled to meet in the city. Sitting at Barbounia on PAS, We had some drinks and appetizers, though i would hardly call the Octopus she had ate an Appetizer. The conversation main event was Religion, as i was more than happy to explain to her about the Hasedeem and other Jewish Sects, and she about the differences between Protestant and Catholics. The conversation got a little offensive and uncomfortable when she alluded that she Knew How Jews are, and How she can tell who was Jewish. Jokingly I confronted her and asked How are We? and asked her to identify other Jews in the Place. "No one is wearing the Yellow Star"?. I didn't think she had a particular dislike for Jews, but for certain would not put them on the top of her favorite's. I also believed that the language barrier prevented her from expressing things in the right light. Walking her to the subway, In a truly Jap form she complained about her feet hurting from the high heels,  the Rain, and coming into the city specially for ME.  Bad decision came knocking, and  My crappy conscience was suckered into driving the 10 Miles out of the way to Flushing. Could have been worse, but not by that much.......... Canary Mission is a new  FB page that exposes and shames all the Anti-Semitic activists





 

Bad Decision Week,

( Boring Post )
  Concluded, with me Paying $499.99   for a VIP ticket to attend the Annual  Jerusalem Post conference at the Times Square Marriot.  Could it have been worse than driving out with Jack Intl, a shady Israeli Businessman , to a Warehouse that was Fifteen Minutes off the Verrazano, only to travel an additional 60  miles South and then See Absolutely NOTHING, or maybe perhaps ordering Something from a person whose heritage Rhymes with Speminight, and then find out, that It's Easier for me to discard the product, than stock it......After Registration, The Good news came in the form of these chocolate chip muffins that the whole muffin was chocolate chip, and not just the top. Following the introduction, Ronald Lauder, Spoke generically about the need for a Two State Solution, and the combating of the BDS movement. Treasury Secretary Jack Lew followed and every time he mentioned the name OBAMA, it's as if it was Haman Name read in the Megillah, he was Raucously booed. Yuval Stiementz, a Netnayahou cabinet member generically  answered The Host's Questions, and was followed Yesh Atid Chairman Yair Lapid, who spoke of the need of US and Arab League Intervention for Peace, As well as Equating the BDS movement to Antisemitism. Seemed like he was making a Pitch to be the Next PM. The Panel followed and it was a head to head battle Between Caroline Glick and Uzi Dayan another Bibi Ally against Former Mossad Head Meir Dagan and Former Chief of Staff Gabi Ashekenazi, The Issue Iran, and when Glick accused them Both of disobeying Bibi's orders to prepare a military solution, The Gloves came flying off. The Rest of the program was much to do about nothing, More Antisemitism Rhetoric,With out real solutions   and  about the Jewish National Fund. Dudu Fisher performed a couple songs, and was followed by an Ad-lib Speech by  mayor Guiliani Speech,Which garnered a standing ovation. Overall Lunch was really good, the Muffins were really good, but really nothing New here to see.... To Summarize  The  true pessimist, When faced with Two Bad Options, Decides to take Both. I opted for the Hat Trick........

Scheduling,

 to meet up on Sunday With the Perky West Philly girl, I had to delay to due the Zionist Parade Wearing me out. Taking my nephew and then my Niece We spend a good portion of the parade walking, and me trying to explain to them why the ultra Haradeim, protesters  Were vehemently Anti Israel;  they didn't get it....... Playing the Accommodating role, I suggested we meet in her Area, So it would be easier for her. Of course, She knew i was lazy to plan, but none the less liked the Plan. The Chemistry from the previous date, Completely  Evaporated, and I was noticing she  didn't really appreciate or care for a lot of my Idiosyncrasy's . The Hot topics were religion and Honesty , and when I confessed to being an accomplice in Stealing Pliers from a Sears, Some Twenty five years ago, She inquired as to why? To Steal Street Signs ?. I mentioned my Swedish fish Theft  at Costco, The Ketchup from  AP, and certainly my  father's Justification that the " Tasting" Nuts and Seeds from the Bails at the Supermarkets or groceries, is permissible, Because they already configured it into the cost. Not Exactly Thrilled, that my character was under attack, or maybe she was joking I chose not to Defend myself, figuring their was no point, As we were heading no where. Texting me the next day  if We " Were broken up again" We both laughed it off and went the route of  " Friends"..............

The First Week

     of June marks a lot of important dates in the Calendar.... 1982 Operation "Peace for The Gallile" - The war of  NO CHOICE that led to the resignation of  Menachem Begin...... 1981 Operation Opera- The destruction of the Iraqi Tammuz Reactor   ......1967 Hail Mary Plan Operation Focus or  Moked and the Liberation and unification of Jerusalem. To My Arabian Friends a Happy NAQSA........ 1968 The Assassination of Robert Kennedy  By Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan....... Picking up my Father, From Kennedy Airport, proved to be a little challenging. Arriving a little early, I had to circle around the Terminal on Three occasions, With each time proving to be more Tricky than the next. Suspecting my Father's phone was in Plane mode, Actually certain it was, as his messages and Calls were not going through. I was resigned to parking and going inside the terminal to find him. Several minutes later the search was over, he had no idea how the hell his phone got to Plane mode, let alone what Plane mode  was. Surprisingly he was calm...........

The Tinder End

      Around Tax Day, I concluded Reform girl week, With the Perky East Philly Girl. Her lack of sensitivity , made our conversations really great, However when i didn't follow up  after date one, it left her perplexed and somewhat agitated,  After a Three week Break, We matched again on Tinder, and figured Better late than never. Their is a really great Bar/lounge  that just opened by The Seaport called Industry Kitchen. We broke break and drank, and it seemed like the conversation continued where it left off. She felt i was ditching her when  said i have to feed my Meter, but I insisted she come with me, We continued to the next bar for more drinks, but not wanting my judgment to be deterred. I ordered another Beer, but didn't even attempt to reach for it. Really tired, She invited me to see her Dog, and perhaps maybe her....... One thing led to another and things started heating up, before Cooler heads prevailed, mainly mine both the big and little... Sensitive to the fact that She thinks I ditched her, of which i See things in a different light, We shall be breaking bread again....... I greatly value the honesty of  friends. I may have mentioned it before but some compare me to me portly MLB commentator John Kruk, but when one of friends recommended i speak to someone, it left me confused and a bit agitated. Reflecting about it later, Maybe I do need help to combat Atelophobia........14 years ago  to the Dolphinarium  night club  Bombing,  killing  twenty one Israelis, Mostly Teenagers..........