Transgress, But Don't

   Get Killed.  Many Guys can attest to be in the precarious Situation,of  driving home in distress, and Motionless with the only thought of how to reach the Promised land, With out having in accident in the pants. Back in Touch with the non looking Brazilian, Brazilian girl. I decided to give it another shot, this time taking her out on a Traditional Date. Not knowing where were going, She said  liked surprises, as I do as well, and was hopeful to be Surprised later. Flattered the place had a  Gluten free menu, So far so good. I was a little jealous that she will be at the AIPAC in Washington Next week, but we discussed in length the Situation, Though she did let me Filibuster through out the night. Chivalry was not dead, When I got her Free Bathroom mints, and I must say the Molson Soap in the Bathroom,  Extraordinaire. A Small pain in my stomach, hinted that trouble maybe on the Horizon, non the less I was prepared, just in case.  Just in case  Ended with her wishing me a great weekend and a good night. Driving home the Pain persisted and the pressure intensified. I am uncertain of how much over the limit i was driving, or how many Red Lights i may or may not have Ran.  The only thing for certain is I can't have an accident; both on the road or in my pants. Racing to the elevator, after parking illegally,and reaching the  Toilet in the nick of time, It felt like i was Lorenzo Charles dunking the ball at the buzzer to win the National championship, The thrill of victory................ No Church on Sunday...... Who cares

The Israeli

    Elections,  are being compared to the WWF, Over the Top Battle Royal,  No Holds are barred, with the primary goal from All parties is to Throw Bibi, over the top Rope. The Right's accuse him of being Soft on terror, and mismanaging the Summer operation. The Left accuse him of Settlement mongering, arrogance that is leading to world Isolation. Every Monday and Thursday  Everyone else Hurls  frivolous allegations about Threatening phone calls, Bottle Deposits, and how many times he Used the #2 Flusher instead of the #1 Flusher, causing the state to incur Thousands of Gallons of wasted water. The problem Essentially is that Every Politician Wants to be a Chief, with out having any Indians,  It will be a site to see come March 18th, After Likud wins, How everyone will be lining up to be part of the government, and ready to declare Bibi " King of Israel" once again. Menachem Begin, who sat in the Opposition for 30 years, always made sure that despite his huge disagreements with the Sitting Governments, He was always  in the LOYAL opposition, Something lacking today in Israel...........

Making an Effort or

  Serial Dating?..... According to Howard Stern It's clearly a Man's world  when you can be a Miner in Chile and have both a Wife and a Mistress. A Record Setting Dating week was capped with a Final Spontaneous Mini date with a voluminous young lady at the Highly recommended Ludlow Hotel Lounge in the Lower East side. With all the Assets Exhibited in her photos, She was charming, Bubbly, Vivacious and had a great vibe. A Travel, Food and wine Journalist, She had a wealth of information on all Exciting and Happening spots. She asked a lot of questions and we spoke freely. Trying to teach me Twitter, She had access to all my photos of which i forgot some were of other Online Girls, but she was joking about it. Having to pack for her Trip this week, I dropped her off at her Apartment, but not before spending a few more quality minutes in the car. Driving home left me pondering Why am I engaging or going out with so many different girls, Knowing it's a man's world perhaps it's because I Can?  I Choose to believe because I am making an Effort....... Seventy Three Years to the Tragic Sinking of the Struma in the Black Sea. Seven Hundred and Eighty Jewish Refugees perished, only One survived  David Stoliar.  Turkey for the first time ever, will have a ceremony to Honor the Victims..........

Do You believe in Miracles?.

 Yes!!.....  It took me by surprise  to be invited to a friend by association's wedding, considering we were not the closest. This was the first wedding I would go to in 2015 and the first one since the summer of 2013. Being a lil socially awkward  and Not wanting to go alone, I picked up another friend by association's friend and one of her friend's as well.  The Wedding was a small intimate Heimeshe affair, That exuded a lot of Simcha,  and made one content to see that the protagonists were very much happy and in love. With me driving the two Young ladies to the affair, I did realize that I would be required to stay a lot longer than I would have ever dreamed of. We ate a little, drank a little and toasted to the new couple.  When it was time to leave, and on the coldest night of the year,  the ladies suggested we get busy, well not that way, but head out to the " Living Room" club on 86th street,for some sort of party. Waiting till, After midnight we did not let all hang down, and hardly anyone showed. We smoked some Hookah, toasted to Loneliness, and the girls danced. Suggesting to one of the ladies i have a potential mate for her, She was a little hesitant, but gladly acquiesced, now the daunting task of getting the Young man on board, and me potentially punching my ticket to heaven.........

Neither Snow, Nor Rain

 or gloom of night...... Would Keep from Rescheduling again with Date B  Saturday night. Despite Really poor Driving conditions I trekked out to the Upper east Side. She was the Tall Blonde waiting for me in the back, as opposed to the Tall brunette standing in the same area, " She has a ring on her finger"  With so many commonalities we reminisced about how odd it was to be making Melava ve Melaka and Shehyecheanu references on a Tinder date. Took her a while to realize that We did go out once before around Ten Years ago, and the only thing we both remembered from that night is that We did NOT hook up. She seemed happy to hear that I was the Tallest in my family, but probably should have left out the poorest too part . With the bar getting really loud, We decided to call it a night. Walking her Home, That's where the evening ended " Get Home Safe, See you in another Ten Years"...........

The Forecast called

 For  Rain in the form of  her needing to be up really early to catch a morning train, and not wanting to spend the evening " keep looking at her watch ".  With several ways to reply to that I chose the safest and most self depreciating answer  "or maybe, I can be really really boring" - Her instincts say that wont be the case. Her Instinct happen to be right. The fact of the matter is that this is really our second date, We went out a few years ago, but Were acting like the Syrians after the Six day war Pretending that it didn't happen. The Rain out make up date is called for Early evening Saturday night, one hour after sunset, of course Weather permitting.......

Sports Teams

 Hate it when they are scheduled to play on back to back nights.They are tired, not very focused and don't get much time to prepare. Dating in similar fashion can be compared to that, Therefore i try to never schedule on consecutive nights. So Scheduling a Twi- Night Doubleheader would Seemingly Sound outrageous. After meticulous planning,and mapping out the terrain  that left no Stone upturned, Well just the  "I may get lucky" Stone. I headed out for my 630 Date at the Stone Rose in Columbus circle. Arriving a little early,It was probably my Imagination' actually for sure my imagination that the beautiful waitress was flirting me,by being overtly nice, but none the less it in enhanced the confidence. Date A walked in looking real fit, and was immediately apologetic, for standing me up the last time, Due to her "emergency" or in dating terms  Something better came up. The conversation was much of the same, and she got instantly hotter, the second she mentioned her Therapist. Asking the what are you're non negotiable of Guys dating question, She thought about it for a second and then said someone Obese, or even someone whose slightly overweight, The knife was put in my heart, as I was already planning out our future, We continued going through the motions of a first date, that neither of us will be getting lucky at, and it was clearly time to wrap it up once the conversation shifted to Arabic profanity, and famous Canadians from her Native land. It Surprised me she wasn't aware of Rick Hansen, the Inspiration to the Man in Motion song by Fellow Canadians John Parr and David Forster , but she did raise Money for the Terry Fox Run in the Early 80's as a kid, which I thought was great. Finishing up way ahead of Schedule, left me with a few extra minutes to rest up before the Second game, until......








 

And Harbona

            Shall always be remembered for good.... Despite our Encounter being a colossal failure, Their isn't enough gratitude I can give to MJG ( Mom Jeans Girl ) for introducing me to the Stone Rose Lounge in Columbus circle, around four years ago..... With nothing else to talk about except the weather, I am just suggesting that " it'd be fun to meet up" and most girls are on board, Especially to someone being accommodating , and  willing to meet up in their area. A Tall Brazilian was on schedule for Monday night. Walking in a couple minutes late, Her Photos completely belied her actual appearance, and i made a strong mention to tell her that perhaps the camera does lie. She didn't have that Brazilian look,but  did make the important point of mention that she does wear bikinis. Our Exchange continued,and when i asked her what she was looking for, She replied " write down Fifteen things that you're looking for, then cut them down to Ten, five and finally the  Three that are most important Hers were Witty( Intelligent and funny), Good family and friends relations, and basically someone active, Mine were Big Boobs, Bigger Boobs, and Biggest Boobs.  Of course it was a joke,  Walking her Home, She implied that i can find out more about her on the next date. Great will keep in touch...... Two Messages later, Were outta touch,Were outta touch.....( sorry couldn't resist the cheesiness )

Time to Jump

      ship from the online experiment yet again, Meeting a girl in LI, was like like buying a stock from a cold caller in early 2000's no chance for anything to come to fruition. Lose a little money and move on . Cute and fun, We Broke bread over some Matzoh Ball Soup, Sour Pickles, and some banter.   She politely offered to pay, of which i declined and insisted on next time, Knowing of course their will literally not be a next time or even Church on Sunday, Despite her being a good christian.......The  on line conversations keep getting better and better. Never did I realize how intriguing the Cold weather conversations can be, none of course ending with me warming them up.......Feeling like a Shabbos Goy for one of my friends, clicking the Friend Request button on Instagram for him that way he can claim his phone was hacked into and he didn't do it , I think it'll work out for him the same way Someone pretended to be Carlos Danger on Anthony Wieners Account.........

Where do Germs Come from ?

     Germany ?....... Alkoa presents you make the call...At the DR on Kings Highway, A Syrian kid leaves a couple of items on the counter than goes to get a couple more things, While hes doing that a small line forms at the register. As he gets back, he goes to the front of the line drawing the ire of the Russian Patron. The Kid maintains he was in line and just went to get something, while the Russian disagreed. Is the kid on line from when he puts his  initial stuff down or from when he has all his stuff?...........A Special thanks to Horowitznation for hosting me for Shabbos Dinner. They Made me feel like a real  Katszenlson or an ardent Zionist Assigning me the Same Chair as  Likud MK Moshe Feiglin,  when they hosted him.  Excellent menu, Some peculiar Health Tea, Fascinating Israel Stories, Made me really want to take back all the making fun of  the Cowboys losing, I'm sure, ill forget by next season......The Great EEE will be looking to break his own record for Half Marathon Finishes in the short shorts itchy A$$ category. Needing to repay him for all the sagely woman advice he gave me, I have given him Valuable  bathroom advice, that's not available to the public, Hopefully the episode from last year will not be repeated...... Do you Send a Happy Birthday message to an Ex Girl friend. Rabbi Willie Agus, gives the typical Jewish Answer  " It Depends" . Since me and HRG had an amicable break up, and were not the best match for each other then for sure its acceptable  "have the besst Birthday- may you're song always be sung"..........

an Old Idea

 Sometime ago I wanted to mail in a Show Suggestion for Curb you're enthusiasm. The basic Plot is that Larry for some sort of reason or another( maybe cause of a girl, or celebrity friend ) wants  to try Islam and goes to the Mosque, not wanting to remove his shoes a minor riot nearly ensues. He is caught up with the bad food odor, and the holes in the peoples socks. Completely out of sync in the prayers, the guy bending down in front of him Farts in his face, causing Larry to react, and when looking to his side he thinks another Muslim is checking him out. Waiting for the service to end, an awkward Larry cant find his shoes and begins harassing the worshipers. Not being able to find his shoes an angry Larry vows to get to the bottom of this........ '(Some more coincidences through the show maybe running into the farter buying pepto bismol  or the mooslim that was checking him out in a compromising place) .. Larry comes back to the mosque the ultra mooslim  unshaven with a turban a mask and impossible to remove boots - promoting the worshipers to run out of the mosque thinking hes gonna blow them up.........

It's unclear

 What's a bigger waste of time. Being active at online dating Sites or actually writing about them. Trying to figure out when is best time to get together with some potential dates, has been a lot more challenging, No Thanks to the Global warming Freeze. In contact with several Highly educated, over achieving Professional woman. Their main concern; the college I attended. One can sense the disappointment in their text, when I tell them Brooklyn college; at least I don't need to tell them I didn't even finish. Empathetic towards their plight of finding their male Equivalent, It's for certain that they don't understand that marginally attractive,Successful woman don't get guys, the same way ugly yet successful guys can get Really beautiful woman. None the less their is a lot of Dates to figure out for the upcoming week.......A text regarding a singles Sabbath dinner in the city, that despite my egregious intermingling skills, I may actually attend. The Young lady mentioned that the $65 fee was Tax Deductible; " not to worry I don't pay taxes" , which of course was a bad joke. I haven't figured out the logistics yet....... A 43 year old Turkish woman decapitated her 67 year old Husband for abusing her, by making her perform the Same Acts as they do in German Porn. German Porn nuff said........

G0d Must

  be planning a hell of a final four in Heaven. Jerry Tarkanian the Legendary coach at UNLV, has passed away at the age of  84. Tark famously known for Chewing on a towel, Brought Winning Basketball to the desert, and in some ways revolutionized the college game, in great part to the vaunted  "Amoeba Defense". Tark was a Rebel in ever sense of the word, and went through   Harrowing Hell from the NCAA over minor violations stemming primarily from " The Best that never was" Lloyd Swee pea Daniels. But in Churchill fashion " When going through Hell,  you keep going" Tark persevered and went on to win the Title in 1990  I had the good fortune of meeting the Shark in 1990 at the Preseason NIT. Sneaking down with a friend to watch  St Johns defeat Depaul at the Buzzer in the first game, we sat next to the legend, annoying him with all kinds of Trivial questions about the Rebels, prompting him to tell us in the nicest way to get lost. Kansas routed Vegas  91-77 in the second game, didn't matter Jerry Tarkanian had spoken to me.....  Dean Smith's Four corners V the Run and Gun  Buckle you're seat G0d it's gonna be a great show up there........

Begin, Bibi, and the Bomb.........

OP-ED


 
         

              When Benjamin Netnayahou Will take the Podium to Address a Joint Session of Congress next month, Not only will he be speaking for an Entire Jewish people, But for all People of the free world. Many have Accused Netanyahou of being Insolent and ungrateful to the American Administration, and have been admonishing him as using this opportunity to boost his Standing in the upcoming elections. Let's Rewind to 1981, to a very similar situation, albeit with very different circumstances, but the Very Same Goal; the annihilation of the Jewish State..... Benjamin Netanyahou, very much like his party founder Menachem Begin is feeling the Onerous weight of an an entire people on his shoulders, and admirably would stop at nothing to defend his people.
                          The similarities : In both cases all Options have been Exhausted, Their have been Coincidental fires, Computer viruses, and Disappearance of Nuclear scientists .None the less in both present day Iran and   Iraq in 1981 went full steam ahead in the ultimate Quest; the annihilation of the Jewish state. Both have been accused by the Opposition of Fear mongering and cheap ploys to win an election, and both have been harshly attacked by their security agencies of overplaying the threat. In   Begin's case it was to  a point where the Mossad head Yitzahk Hofi  refused to sit in on any Meetings  regarding a military solution.
                          The Circumstances : Unlike Begin, Netnayhaou despite  having huge popularity with the Congress is facing a very hostile US president, Whom is looking to collectively punish Israel over his disdain for Netnayahou, and Likkud Policy's. Begin, also faced  Reagan Opposition to any military option ,  but Still  kept the military solution on the table, but with the upcoming election. was pressed for time, as the Labor opposition head Shimon Peres  had a Neville Chambielrian  like agreement with French President Valery Giscard to not allow the reactor to go  hot. Netanyahou does Not have any Military Options.  The Middle East in 1981 was very different with Iran and Iraq embroiled in War, that saw them both sacrifice over a million men. The New Peace with Egypt, and civil war raging in Lebanon. There was no direct threat on Israeli borders, like their is today with Hamas and Hezbollah fighting Proxy wars on behalf of the Iranian regime. and  the Arab Spring or Blizzard has created vast instability in the region, adding several new, radical and dangerous organizations of terror such as Islamic state or Daash and Al nusra. A military option would certainly plunge the region into an epic and long war........
                 The Results and goals:  Menachem Begin  a Son of the Jewish People from the Times of the Holocaust ,  knew that history will NEVER forgive him, had he allowed a second Shoa to Occur. Knowing of the great risks of attacking the Iraqi reactor, and the potential consequences. He approved an Intrepid Raid on the reactor. All the pilots returned home safely, after successfully completing the Mission.  The Iraqis Froze when seeing  Israeli jets, Which some pilots comparing it to Joshua, calling for the Sun in GIbbon to stand still. The aftermath, A watered down Resolution in the UN, some condemnations from the Reagan cabinet, And Saddam Hussien Some ten years later firing Scud Missiles at Israel, During Operation Desert Storm. Begin did go on to win the elections. The Operation did not affect the results. Netanyahou, very much like Begin is backed into a wall, The clock is going to strike Midnight, and he is all too familiar with the history of his people. Despite the immense unpopularity of the speech, and the hurls of playing cheap politics for the sake of an election victory. Despite incurring the wrath of President Obama, and the rest of the indifferent world. Despite the threats to isolate the Jewish State.  Netanyahou has a moral duty and obligation to speak out, on perhaps the worlds most important stage and WARN of the dangers and dire consequences should Iran get the Bomb, and Proudly Shout out to the world  Never Again.........















  All Options Exhaused of preventing the Theocratic Iranain regime from obtaining the bomb,

Sad to Hear

              about the passing of Legendary NC Coach and Humanitarian  Dean Smith. Fortunate enough to meet the Coach at ABCD basketball camp in Teanack NJ in 1996, He couldn't have been more friendly and cordial, He asked Some general questions,Introduced me to coach Guthridge  posed for some disposable camera photos, and signed my Dollar ala Lubabavitcher Rebbe Style. Unfortunately  as a Young Kid Trying to hook up, I foolishly mailed the dollar to a young co-ed, whom I have not heard from back ever since. The legend did Send me back the photo with the caption "Best Wishes, Gideon  Dean Smith ".  Coach Smith was known for Never underestimating opponents, Even when Favored by 30 or 40 points, always cautioning the media how dangerous a Unc Asheville or Winston Salem  team can be.

0 for the

Week, the last of the cancellations . She is starting heavy meds and her Dr Said 72 Hours, Bummer she was really excited to meet me too....... My favorite line, when Scheduling with someone that I'm very apathetic to going out with is " Will figure it out", and we never usually figure it out. What happens when the girl feeds me that same  line?........My father should have played the lotto this week and here's why.. Doing me a favor, he took the deposit i had for my Landlord to the Bank, Unbeknowest to him, he deposited at Chase as opposed to Citi. Seems like an issue can easily be elucidated. It's relatively uncommon to match The same Account number from Two Different Banks,But it's like hitting a Half court Shot with four hands in you're face. But for the Names of the people to be close enough to Where the teller doesn't even blink, That's more like hitting a   Full court shot, blindfolded, while reciting the Psalms. My Overzealous bank cleared the check in less than 16 hours, with an " impossible chance  to do a stop payment", or request the funds back, make for a real sticky situation. The matter is still unsettled and for the time I'm out Thirteen Hundred Bones..........

56 years ago

    (02.03) was the day the music died........ Three for three in cancelled dates so far this week. perhaps g0d is sending us bad weather as a sign, for  me not to go out with girls whom are not members of the tribe. No way  G0d would be ..... blocking me though, I'm sure he understands. One more potential date set for Thursday shes a MOT ( member of the tribe) but isn't their always a but.....Ilan Ramon and the Columbia tragedy 02.01, there was some great question how one observed holidays in space with time changing so quickly ........" My fathers Jewish, my mothers Jewish, I'm Jewish  (02.01.02) the murder of Daniel pearl...........

My EX

   Landlord, Selim the Dream,  wishes he was me, and refereed to me as the King. Taken aback "King"?  in a heavily Thick  accent  yes - " You don't have worry about anything". Unsure of what that at first, it hit me later that although I never thought of myself as one, but I am a Selfish Person, who only worries about himself.....  A blessed HBHM to all my African American readers.....Whatever happened  to Global Warming?.......  When seeing an Ex or someone you've gone out with before, Do you Click Yes or Swipe right?.......The Weather has been a real momentum killer, postponing already Two Potentials Drinks dates and probably one more for later in the week. Rain checks have been giving, but its similar to ones to baseball games that reschedule at the End of season, Where the games are meaningless and sometimes not even played............