Sunday, November 4, 2012

Dont be Fuelish.....




     was a slogan used during the 70s Oil crisis. Thanks to Sheepresh Thapa my accountant from queens via Nepal for delivering  me a few Gallon of Gas of which I shared Some with my friends.On the other Hand A brother of mine with a gas "connection" called me to tell me to have my parents Rush to Gas Station X. Frantically I called my father only to catch him on the throne, He was sensitive to the fact that I told him not to even bother wiping and rush over- The Good news he filled up his tank the Bad......... Was it racialist of the Barclays Ctr to Have metal detectors and beefed up security for a Jay Z concert and practically none for a Barbara Streisand?........ With the Devastation of Hurricane Sandy, I was kind of glad NOT to hear that this happened because of Sabbath Desiccators, or infidels, and also didn't mind so much that people were posting their acts of kindness All over FB and other Social networking outlets...... Sitt Shul 2012 - Attention "NO Arak or Alcoholic Beverages allowed on premises Anybody bringing Alcohol is desecrating the Holiness of the our prayers"......... Supposedly men were getting belligerent beating the crap out of each other and their wives which caused the Sitt Shul to go back to Prohibition.....

Thursday, November 1, 2012

"no new blog entries,

 blowing off your friends yet again... i don't understand why you've changed so much".....Congratulations to Munster on his Nuptials, Prior to the event we set odds as to how much people would give him, Not to pat myself on the back but i was pretty accurate especially with his cousins..... Despite not receiving an enveloped invitation and Thanks to a cousin that tagged along  I stayed for a record 1:44:41.9 Seconds, spending a good portion of the time looking for her.Thus far i  am 3-3 in Munster family weddings........Big Jelly has Moved to McDonald ave in Brooklyn, and also after a tearful farewell i Left Selim the dream Apt on E 7th for greener pastures on OP and Ave L - Uncle AAhron has not moved in with me...... Yet....... A good friend of mine is probably pissed at me for Skipping his Housewarming and Cards Function...... After Receiving Three Tickets in a week totaling $260 Bones, I really made sure to deface and defile both check and ticket I hope I don't get in trouble for writing F- U all over every empty space of the Ticket and Envelope........Reminding my Chinese Readers That Tuesday is Erection Day Please don't forget to vote.....Memorials for R. Meir kahana the first terror victim of Al Queda and PM Yitzhak Raabin on the 4th and 5th of Nov.Hopefully They wont have a Raabin Festival this Year..... Magen Day Brought in Gilad Shalit and his Posse for a Festival Visit. The Purpose ? No clue Shalit who has indubitably suffered is no Hero, he Deserves sympathy and Support but to be paraded around and celebrated is wrong Especially Knowing how many bereaved families have suffered and continue to Suffer from the Israeli capitulation to the exchange. Yes I am happy he is home, But it should not be celebrated compassion for the Families, Rumor has it the Elchan Tannenbaum and Ilan Grapel Festival is next month......