Friday, October 26, 2018

" The people Vs





                Noah " Was a Biblical Story, brought into a Modern Day Trial in the Magnificent and Legendary  NYC sanctuary  Temple Emanu- El on 5th Ave. The Temple dubbed the Royals Royce of G0ds Houses, is home to the Who's who of Reform Jews, that include  Michael Bloomberg, Jeff Zuker, Ace Greenberg Etc. Roughly 2000  Spectators packed the Temple to serve as " Jurors" for the Dramatic trial, at over $50 Bones a head, That made for a lot of Cheese. The place reeked of Class,and one reader would have been in Heaven sitting amongst the mostly geriatric and opulent crowd. As we were ushered to our seats, we were handed Guilty, Non Guilty cards, and instructed to wait until all arguments were over before submitting our vote.  My Two favorite things to do at these  kind of events, initiating the clapping ovations, and trying to keep track of the levels and sounds of the Throat clearer's, Thankfully to the weather change, the crowd did not disappoint.....  In an Unfamiliar Role, noted Defense Attorney Alan Dershowitz Served as the Prosecutor Arguing that Noah was  Selfish and complacent in G0ds Genocidal plan to flood the Earth, as he failed to warn the world of the Tragedy that was going to bestow upon them. The Defense Chaired by Former Senator and Fellow Yale law School Alumni Joe Lieberman.Whom reminded us, the almost 2000 Jurors that the Prosecution needed prove their case beyond a Reasonable Doubt and that Noah is innocent until proven otherwise, arguing he was a Just man, and that G0d is not on trial here. Former W. Bush  Attorney general Michael Mukasey served as the Judge, and oversaw the Trial as if it were a real court room. With his court room grandeur, everyone agreed that  Dershowitz made a more compelling case, However Noah Was voted, Not Guilty by a 1299- 587 count. Walking out we were treated to " Rich peoples" Croissants and Danishes and told to stay tune for next Years Biblical Trial.   The People Vs Joseph's brother's or the more obscure case of the People V Pinhas, Which would be more suitable, except most people are Unaware of whom Pinhas was, let alone a whole Torah Portion, I know that from my Bar Mitzvah............




Sunday, October 21, 2018

Despite My



     Wife's objection, it was with great confidence and 99 percent accuracy that I can tell the severity of the Smell of my Farts. With out Explanation, I Just know.... Though it did take her a while to catch on, why I would suddenly disappear from at Supermarkets or lines..... Question of the Day .How Many Steps does a  Football coach take, Roaming the Sidelines During a game?......Seems like a slam dunk decision to Ban members of SJP( Students for Justice in Palestine) INN( if not now) JVP ( "Jewish" voice for peace) from entering Israel. These are genuine enemies of the State, Who serve as  Mercenaries for Hamas, Hezbollah and others calling for Israel's Destruction. It Sickens to hear Conservative like Brett Stephens justify their cause by saying its not Democratic. How does he know what these "innocent" People are up to, Can he say for sure they are not scouting potential Attacks, After all they glorify someone like Rasmea Odeah, and the Murderous Tamimi Clan.........Hosting has become a new source of anxiety for me. Roughly once a month, my wife likes to have “Shabbat at Melssias” . I am learning to deal with the social issues, however the Bathroom And Gas  issues have caused Ogeda. Excusing myself frequently to dump the garbage and recyclables has been a temporary solution but.....

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

I Am a



           believer in G0d, But is it blasphemous to not think G0d is great all the time, can it be that hes Medium Sometimes ?...... Someone I know, when speaking or posting, at completion always uses " BH, BH". Superstition. fear,  or does he really feel compelled to Thank G0d all the time....In BIGJELLY T.V. News, the tension between Yemen and Saudi Arabia, and some other  undisclosed reasons, made this Seasons Islamic Festival the slowest in Years..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nElLiOYZ8cI.........On the other hand the Annual Anti-Israel Rally turned wild, Shocking, Unfortunate, with complete chaos, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-_3FbS5Tao&t=988s.....Sitting in the back row of Chabad Shul of the Upper east Side ( 77 between 1 and York) the seats are like An ELAL plane 5 in a row 3 on one side 2 on the other all Squsihed. The Point is, that the Great Elegant Elliot Offen of Stern show fame comes barging in with two large shopping bags that was hitting the people in the aisle, races to the front where he greets the rabbi and starts singing the Allenyu prayer. Due to Sabbath and Holiday regulations no footage is available..........The 1982 Great Rome Synagogue attacked happened 36 years ago today Italian President Sergio Mattaeella   "I want to remember only one name: Stefano Taché, who was killed in the cowardly terrorist attack on the synagogue in Rome in October 1982. He was only two years old. He was our baby, an Italian baby".....