Black History,

2011 came and went  with out much fanfare -When I was working at the store one year on Halloween a bunch of kids came in trick or treating - Apparently The bag of candy behind the register wasn't sufficient  they started emptying out the cough drops and gum Section- When The Manager and I  threw them out we were called Racielst and he was Dubbed a" White Fool" - The Mgr is Hispanic..... By Chance I saw a picture of this girl off the Sephlink - I made inquires as to who she was- she is single and available but she is a Ultra Orthodox( hariedet) whom plans on covering her hair and comes from a Black Hat Home- The last time I went out with a Hareidet - I got myself into trouble...... I have made mild success with a couple of girls abroad, We should be meeting up, Not unless Getting Busy is an International Conspiracy........

Rehashing,

is probably not the best way to go when it comes to dating. The SephLink called again - What happened with the last girl? Were going to let it go I responded They suggested another girl that I went out with a while ago- but became very busy, When I called her again - I used to think it was a coincidence when a girl became busy, but after the 4th or 5th time  I've learned to read between the lines. " No but she really was" I respectfully passed. Pardon my french but i am  not a "SuckA$$"- I don't believe in forcing things and if a girl is busy means take a hike. The only time something like that bothered me was when i took out a girl and she acted like Mother Teresa and later on i found out she was looser than  a Ballys slot machine....

Failure is,

Failure to prepare. What was supposed to be a slam dunk of a night turned to be a big upset. I didn't prepare nothing for the evening with FM girl, apparently she thought it to be a be a bigger night. She was clearly irritated by me and showed it by coming down 30 minutes late- I tried everything to smooth things out by making alternate plans she seemed OK with it but was still irritated - Some things we spoke over dinner cant be discussed, and will leave it at that I dropped her off home she removed her seat belt about 3 minutes before i got her home i asked her if she was in a rush to get out, she didn't blink No way was i getting invited up No Church on Sunday...........................I went online again after i got home a 56 year old woman who messaged me asking me for my number, I have no idea why i gave it to her she called me, I told her i had to go to sleep I'm still up by the way...............I feel Horrible that I have to censor a lot of Details.....

Smelling like Onions,

probably didn't help me tonight with the girl I met up with. It wasn't my Fault I gave a ride to a friend of mine who works as a Nanny and the woman she works for was cooking with a lot of onions and basically her clothing stunk like onions and i started smelling like onions as the smell shifted to me. We met up downtown where i used to live went to an area Irish Pub- Probably had the best conversation i ever had on a date- All about Israel and politics and the Disengagement she was working in the PM office during that time as part of her service, Shes questioned my Zionist nature and I stressed that I am NOT a Zionist Just support them - She was a free spirit and all about nature, but pretty hot. I texted her it was cool meeting up and hoped everything here works for her- There will not Be church on Sunday...........The 2011 Deficit stands at $1143.....

"Breakfast At Jerusalem"

   I may share a room at a nice hotel with my father, rather than stay in a much cheaper one. The two drawbacks are if Either of us get a girl than one of us is out, and the other is  that I have to hear my father going crazy about the Breakfast, one of the loves of his life is the Israeli Breakfast......Every Synagogue has there share of Nuts.... NR a noted Etiquette's Points out the breeding Hub For The Crazies starts at the Sitt Shul- " Whenever you see Some one nutty in shul- he was trained at the Sitt Shul" Much like What  Yemen is for Al-Qaeda ...... The Rabbi from Lubavitcher called me this morning to let me know he saw my brother on TV on ABC news talking about the Knicks,http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/video?id=7976908  I was surprised he had a TV- He said he doesn't watch - I told him I used to Get Playboy and Penthouse but only for the Articles ...

Does Getting Rejected,

 By girls abroad count as a real rejection? .I've emailed a couple of Israeli girls on jdate,Because i will be in Israel in two weeks - So far no Success, A lot of Israeli girls are apprehensive to guys motives especially from another country.......I met up with a new girl tonight from Online-at a bar/lounge in midtown - It was a brief exchange of Emails and a kind of what the hell lets meet up- We didn't have a lot in common but managed to have a fun night it didn't hurt that she had three drinks so she was kind of tipsy-I didn't take advantage except for making out with her, but she liked me also- Church on Sunday is definite..................

The Body Stays Stop,

The Spirit cries never .. It's amazing How a pretty girl next to me on a treadmill can will me to walk/ jog an extra  2.5 miles, I suck at the gym, I Know some people who grunt and scream at the gym to get girls attention - the only thing i ever did was when i was doing push ups or reps on a machine and girls pass by i count loud and make it like I'm at sixty seven, Sixty eight, never works....... I Squeezed myself on the Treadmill between two pretty girls once after about five minutes there was this mortifying smell literally like A$$ - I DID NOT do it - But it was either me or  the two pretty girls - I had no chance - if i move then they'll think i Shat my pants and did it and if i stay and make believe nothing happened it will be uncomfortable.  One girl left and looked at me like I spit at the devil, the other stayed, but was holding her nose and making strange faces. They Mystery has yet to be solved...........................

Yitzhak Shamir, the

Former Prime Minister of Israel and Staunch Believer of the greater "Eretz Ysrael" - Used to Say "We can talk forever " with out yielding When it comes to Negotiating with the Arabs- With that  The "Shulgirlgate saga" goes on  -  Shul guy continus  his full court press for me  to go out with his "Cousin" whom only to be fair wants no part of me either - I explained to him the situation but couldn't get rid of him so I ended it with something like yea I'm sure will get together one of these days ........... The girl from Sephlink  texted me around 300 today " hey, sorry didn't get to reschedule - hopefully we can figure out a day some time for this weekend "- I responded its cool, and that i hoped she was better, i wont be around this weekend but if she'd like we can stay in contact and maybe get together next week- " sounds great will keep in touch" I like the fact that shes also nice in NOT wanting to go out as well. Will keep talking ...............What  Is The reason for poor Field goal percentages in Basketball - DID DEFENSE GET SO MUCH BETTER OR  SHOT SELECTION MUCH WORSE,?

I Run for the Glory,

 of God.. I forgot how great of a movie Chariots of fire was Based on true Story of   British Olympic runners Harold Abrahams and Eric Liddel......... I texted " Shul girl " tonight that I couldn't meet up tonight - She was good with it, i can't find one positive reason to reschedule based on our conversation, I think I'm Just going to let it go- Neither of us want to go out  so why play games?.................Seph Link lady has been in contact with me over the weekend throwing out a name or two I green light  everyone except of course if i went out with them.........

Do You Believe in Miracles???

Today marks the 31st Anniversary of  The Miracle on Ice. In Lake Placid NY The US Hockey Team Defeated the Russians 4-3 in what is considered the greatest upset in Sports History....... NBA All star game last night Zzzzzzzzz Pop culture hijacked Basketball, The End of Days for the NBA are coming...............

" R u Sure?

 She was prob Sick, bec when i spoke to her she seemed VERY interested" - Refuah Shelama I hope She feels better, I'm relieved i don't have to take her out........I'm Glad there are still Nice Thieves out there, My Car was broken into, The robbers stole my Ipod and $13 in quarters, I don't think they damaged any other part of the car, They left a little bit of a mess with papers thrown on the floor and a bunch of commerce Bank pens also.........Trying to find an Upside of going to Las Vegas is getting difficult - Flight on a small plane, Long flight back, I'll probably just be at the casino and throw away a couple of Dimes, I have till tomorrow night to decide..........I just had an interesting conversation with a 37 year old reform girl on line ..............

" I was told ".......

 Whatwhatwhatwhat- shul girl didn't even approve me calling her  she said she was told.. she didn't know anything about me, not even my name. Through out the short conversation  I gave her several opportunities to cancel and told her I'd understand, I really think she wanted to but didn't want to be rude. I was persistent in letting her out but nope ( I really tried) we should be meeting up sometime Monday............ A woman specialist, who claims to have many a conquests asked not to be mentioned  recommended this website  to me - i don't recommend 
http://openherbox.com/simple-trick-video/?lnkt=162707-02_61877946_abf6ca1f-463f-4ec8-acd3-0df32d830556   It's some sort of system to picking up woman, even if you're a loser............................

My self imposed,

probation on Shul is over, I don't have to sneak out early or pray upstairs anymore, i called The girl that the shul guy game me her number- She didn't pick up this was second best thing that happened to me today after Sephlink girl canceled cause she "didn't feel well "......... Being Passive Aggresive sucks,I just can't say No.I didn't want to play in leagues - HM kept pushing me to play, I relented showed up to two games, one i was a DNP- CD  I paid for the league and quit, I got scammed but it's my own fault..... Another occasion I hosted an Israeli girl in my home for about two weeks (could been longer) she came to the US for the summer for some guy- she hated the guy and wanted to go back to Israel but had no money to change her flight- I would've gladly paid the flight change fee. In Mid July she had the heat on, I became the answering service for her as guys were calling her on my never used land line, she cooked asparagus and crap like that, I slept in Brooklyn cause i didn't want to go home or couldn't throw her out........................( No she wasn't hot at all)

If I were an Arab,

 rioting in front of a synagogue i would think the last thing to chant would be 629 or the infamous Khaybar ya yahood HZ Muhamed salahood -  remeber The Battle of Khayabr jews  , Mohammad's Army is coming to get you- It's been 1500 some odd years since an Arab army beat the Jews -( Despite what the Egyptians think they didn't win in 73) -There chant would be equivalent to Chicago Cubs Fans Chanting 1908 Tinkers- Evers -Chance about there last WS.........

Breaking News.........

 for sephlink date tonight:-  hey how r u ? can we reschedule. I haven't been feeling well-  Sure no problem at all - I think Sometime Never seems like a good time...... Is wearing the same shirt and jeans to two dates in a row acceptable ?...........The Shul Guy called about 7 times today, I lied and told him i dialed the wrong number, and then i didn't see him shul probably because i prayed upstairs this morning and left early, I do have the number and promised to call- a promise is a promise ......The smart phone the new Cigarette or drink- I remember when i went to party's or clubs i needed to look like I'm doing something so i always had either in hand,for the record i don't drink or smoke..................

The Nostradamus of,

Dating predictions.... There is one more to go for this week, but I'm pretty much sure i know how its going to go... so come Friday morning i should have 0.0 going on..... I keep getting calls from a number unknown to me and not leaving a message, I'd bet it's shul guy.......The Good news for tonight was Mq girl was only a minute late and that's pretty much for the good news - she looked like her photos, but i told her she looked better in real life our conversation kept stalling and always ended with a " yeah something like that " until it was on to the next generic subject. I had the Hiccups tonight, so she may of thought i was spazzing out, but i only hiccuped a couple times, I offered to drop her off home several times, she insisted on taking the subway- The Church Burned down........................

My Very Own ESPN,

30 for 30 style dating week continues - This is my third date in three nights so far. I'm scheduled to meet up with MQ girl tonight I met her online  We spoke about 3 months ago and then again this week again she actually made contact with me this time......... My Good friend EEE Instant messaged me about something he and a girl in our High School class was working on  here is an excerpt from the conversation:

 

EEE :  i have news for you

 KnightIU:  whats youre nes KnightIU:  news EEE:  Gaberea  called meKnightIU:  whatwhatwhatwhat

 EEE:  yep EEE:  i am going to help her on her quest EEE:  wanna know what that quest is? KnightIU:  how much weight does she need to lose EEE:  you are an evil asshole KnightIU:  youre going to be her trainer

KnightIU:  what the hell can her quest be EEE:  we are going to organize a High School reunion EEE:  it's been 20 years

KnightIU:  thank u for the invitation ill review the matter very carefully and get back to u

EEE:  i will make u go just to torture you EEE:  so u ARE going

KnightIU:  ike i said i will review the matter very carefully and get back to u dont call me ill call u

What Happened?,

Why didn't you call last night, I avoided shul but somehow the guy tracked me down, Since the Lubavitcher guys got me i have been picking up all calls and got pinched with this one, I didn't get a chance to call  shul girl  it's too late for tonight..........This time I knew to call or text and not to come to door, She came downstairs and the assessment that she looked 10 years older was wrong -she looked nice i went to open the door for her but forgot to unlock the doors- Shes only Kosher so the place we sat down at only allowed her to drink coffee i drank tea we spoke for about an hour and change all subjects and topics-  she did not take her coat off, I don't think she was comfortable .I had to use my tire trick after she got into the car- i think i ate something gassy before  so i had to wait outside for the smell to clear, The Usual it was nice to meet you, but no church on Sunday.....................................

Happy Jewish,

Valentines day-it's one of those repeat annual Jokes- Jews Celebrate A day later cause every thing  goes on clearance............ MB suggested i bring a Hasidim with me if i fly to Vegas that way the flight would be guaranteed. to get there safely..... I think it will be local for tonight, an unflattering quote I heard about This girl for tonight " However old she is she looks 10 years older"- I must admit it does effect me somewhat but ill try to maintain the enthusiasm............. Update on the Deficit for 2011- $1088, works out to Appx $23.66 per day since i started the budget ( includes gas, tolls. tkts etc..)..... I was listening to Colin Powell talk about the Iraqi Army during the first gulf war, Sounded like Dean Smith of NC telling the media how 50 pt underdog St Leo can be a dangerous opponent................

This is great,

for a non Valentines, Valentines day date. I met AD girl tonight at a sports bar. She was a little late, but to her credit she emailed me letting me know. She looked like her photos, She was animated,and fun to be around, She didn't call me an idiot when i pitched my ad idea to her, I cant recall if  i posted in previous post but it was about having enemies (i.e Arabs and Israelis) drinking Pepsi and that unites them. I had to run out to the parking meters twice cause I didn't realize it was one hour parking she didn't mind or at least said she didn't, or think i was being rude. I gave her a toothbrush for Valentines day she understood the joke, Shes going to be away a lot over the next month or so, There probably can Be Church on Sunday................

I hate when,

  i go to the bathroom and the person before me is a slob and then the person after me thinks i was the a$$hole who peed on the seat or floor- I got the bathroom right before this lady and I politely told her she can go before me she said thanks it's OK i told her its only #1 and i promise to pick up the seat, but some a##hole peed all over the seat. I covered my hand with large amounts of toilet paper and flipped the seat up that way the girl going to the bathroom after me would know it wasn't me who was a the pig who messed up the toilet.........

Are We Still On,

 for tonight? - "Hey - yes still on for tonight.  And we can do Tonic - very un-Vday, so perfect ;)" - 700 Thanks To JJN for letting me know about the place...... The guy from shul caught me, I saw him and was trying to move out fast but with his Talit on he ran outside - he spoke a lot and kept making sure to tell me call her at 700 Monday night, I'm not going to and ill just switch shuls...................I'm not going to call or even Email the French girl again, She was real nice- but not to the point where i have to keep pressing to see her again I rather not make her feel uncomfortable if shes interested she knows  how to reach  me........... The only thing that I'm worried about if i go to Vegas next week is what if the plane ?? It's a small 6 or 8 seater everything sounds great except for..............

The Domineo Theory,

 of  South East Asia region During the 60s was if one nation falls to Communism then all the surrounding nations will fall to Communism as well -  and according to that theory I should have 0.0 going on come next Friday................. I spoke to French Girl for about 10 minutes she picked up, I thought shed know me from my number but didn't, She's busy the whole next she has friends coming in from different parts of the world so maybe the following week or so -  this reminds me of this  girl who i once went out with  and she told me she was washing her every day for the rest of her life so she couldn't go out with me again - I was real young so it took me a while to catch on.....................

RABBI TO STEP DOWN??

According to sources( the same ones aljazeera uses) Inspired by the protests at Midan al-Tharir  or Liberation Square in Cairo Egypt That ousted Hosnie Mubarak, The  Brooklyn Egyptian Jewish Community took over areas of Ocean Parkway demanding the Resignation of the Supreme Rabbi. The Rabbi Who came into power amidst Turmoil and Rioting of the Synagogue in the Mid 80s Has been ruling ever since. One protester was heard Shouting He was tired of the Armani and Versachi Suits and the Cuban Cigars, Others wanted a Pure Breed Egyptian to lead the House of Worship. The atmosphere was Jovial and Peaceful as the crowd Chanted, and Sang Traditional Songs.................

Can Camp David,

 become the New OSLO - At the moment, [the Israelis] have a peace treaty with Mubarak, but not one with the Egyptian people.” - Opposition Leader El- Baradi - Mubarak Resigned today- Aside from weapons Smuggling I don't see the Egyptian army being of any threat to the Zionists This is the same "Mighty" army that lost the Sinai in 56  in Operation Kadesh- Ran with there tails between there legs in 67 and despite early success after plan Badr in the Suez crossing saw their 3rd army consisting of 60,000 soldiers surrender like dogs begging  to be taken prisoners so that they can eat and drink. Lets not forget how the war ended Zionists Tanks at KM 101 of the Cairo- Suez Road.....................

would it be awkward,

to meet up on a blind date on Valentines Day ? I answered her that Either i forgot to turn my calender to Feb or Valentines day doesn't appear in the Lubabvitch free Jewish calenders - so to answer her question No Not at All.....................I cheated, The link called again gave me a name I said OK then checked her out, after i saying i wouldn't do that anymore, i also got a scouting report from someone that knew her we spoke last night sadly the only thing we had in common is we both like food not the best sign were supposed  to meet up Thursday night......................I agreed to call another girl ( i checked her out also) prior to being set up by the link and Jdate- I called her on even days she got back to me on odd ones - we are supposed to speak today.............. A Random guy pulls me over in shul this morning I have a great girl for you, shes 30something great girl, I think i have an excuse now not to go to shul.........................According to brief Emails French Girl is interested in going out again, the game plan is to make a strong play her with out being EE Stalkerishly aggressively.........It's amazing you go from nothing going on to a lot going on by the end of next week i should be back at 0.0 going on...................

Happy Birthday,

MOSES, today the 7th day of Adar marks The birthday of Moses................. I got an email from me the pretty French girl yesterday-" It was nice meeting you yesterday. Thanks for the dinner.
Have a great rest of the week, good shabbos" I wonder what it means i emailed her back pretty much the same  with a song on Jerusalem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLYq2OKZTDk we were talking about- Stay tuned........................

White Gym Socks,

Don't go with Jeans and dress shoes- I know that but i forgot to put socks in my bag when i left to work- so not unless she would scrutinize me completely i don't think it mattered, but i felt the white socks. We met up at this hippies gringo style bar place in Hoboken- seemed like it was full of pacifists She showed up about 48 minutes late , I was  updating  my FB statuses with the time countdown till she got there for fun.She walked in, and it was one of those fist pumping moments -although i saw her pics she was prettier in real life . I thought the Night was gonna be awful- but it was actually a lot of fun- i made a horrible horrible joke EE style joke she said she comes off as being cold and i told her she was cause she really was psychically cold. Of course I had to make my Gerard Depardu reference that's one of the only french things i know she corrected me with the pronunciation . The unthinkable happened then no not that unthinkable, check comes and she hands me her Credit card, i declined her offer but was flattered That never happens- She can be one of the great ones We walked to the parking garage, I asked if she wanted to go out again she said sure- a lot of girls say that church on Sunday hmmmmmmm..........

On NBA.

draft night every player that gets picked there is only focus on his positive attributes, and when they don't have something good to say they ll just say he works really hard or he's energetic. Much like That is the SephardicLink- and I'm sure it is for both the guys and the girls. Why not have a scouting service it'll probably have to be underground where you have testimonials of people that actually went out and why or why not this person was not for them The Objective is to help people understand A) whats wrong with them, why they were rejected and B) It will encourage the girl or guy to improve themselves- The Negative aspect to this is Peoples feeling - but who cares most people want to hear the truth............Thanks To INTJJN wire for blog contribution...............

My Goal in life,

besides getting in shape, becoming rich. learning Arabic, trying to see if i can play a musical instrument and Contribute is to be BUSY. After emailing back and forth with a girl i met online for approx 2 weeks maybe, we should be meeting up Monday an excerpt from her last email - "Finally home after an hour delay. Flight was fine. I slept the whole way which was nice. I've been working until midnight most nights at work so any chance to sleep these days is definitely welcomed! As for drinks how about Monday of next week?  Rest of this week is booked and then I am in PA for the weekend. And the latter half of next week I am in Vegas. Let me know if that works" Monday is great i replied ........Her pictures are cute, but no full body shots- i know it sounds like I'm talking about a porn magazine...................

Is it Better,

losing by one or losing by Twenty- or is better getting rejected by Mediocre girls and lose confidence but not lose much else or get Rejected by really pretty Girls and Kind of expect it.............With the Superbowl Ads coming out I  had what i thought was a great idea for a commercial for Pepsi or Coke -Where you target groups that hate each other and there common denominator is that they drink Pepsi or coke and they're preaching hate against one another until the drink unites them - If I were in Ads I'd use Biblical or Historical figures in my commercials it's a Little distasteful but the image of Hitler drinking Pepsi is really wacky maybe not him but Maybe Gaddafi's or someone like that ..........................Interesting Quote from a former Turkish military member "In the army they put chemical in the food and water so the soldiers don't get their dick hard. it s like anti Viagra. that s why i need to go shermuta."

The Sephardic

 Link called today, "We have a great girl for you" let me guess i said down to earth not typical Syrian girl, special etc.... Who is she i asked ? The same girl I got towed with- I told her i didnt think it was a good idea- she presisted in short i told her the story and that was it she proposed another girl, and told me she'd email me her information- I think My email may not be working cause i havent gotton it yet............... I am supposed to meet a 38 year old french girl in Hobokon Wed night we dont really communicate well but shes real cute so who gives a crap...........

My Parents have ,

one car and one driveway- but my father gets crazy when someone parks in front of the house - to a point where if the spot opens up he is checking out to see who may come in and out and then run out and tell them to back up not to get to close to the driveway i don't get it..................Jokerman dance to the Nightingale Tune Happy 100 Birthday to #40 the great Ronald Reagan -"Jokerman" is a Bob Dylan song who some say refers to as President Reagan............... I committed the ultimate Syrian Sin- i didnrt have Change Now someone owes me $10 ( I got him something for $12) I'm willing to sell the Debt for $5 -Unfortunatly Im stuck with a couple worse debts............................Congradulations to the packers for winning super bowl 45 - i bet  for the first time since last superbowl i won 138 so my figure goes down to -$133.....................

I wish I would have,

gone to the gym tonight. I met This girl 5-8 146lbs were her stats her pics were decent - she came in  with a big giant jacket, messy hair. mom jeans  and no make up- funny thing was i thought i saw someone that looked like her and was hoping it wasn't but it turned out that other girl looked like Bar Raphaeli compared to her. The Highlight of the night was these two middle age Lesbians that sat next to us - One looked like Jack Sikma and the other Paula Poundstone i think The Jack sikma one was the girl cause she was wearing a red dress but had a very loud masculine laugh - I made the most out of it for about an hour or so i went to the toilet where i couldn't get the faucet to work, i hit it and some drops came out. I know I'm in bad shape cause this mess of a girl didn't like me either and id figure at least she'd be into me- Truth is i was kind of relieved. We took the elevator down she asked me wear i parked i told her a few blocks, i offered her a ride home she said it was OK no thanks and that was the end of that debacle..................................

What are you up too tonight?,

   Nothing really maybe go to the gym, what about u ? contemplating meeting up with you for drinks tonight....... so will meet up for drinks tonight after speaking for about 2 minutes on jdate............ I  called CS girl around 400 Friday afternoon and left her a ruffled message to see if shed like to go out again, I was in the car and there was static in the phone,haven't heard from her yet ....................I'm not a poster of other sites and materials cause i don't like to feel like i push stuff on people but this website may be useful at some point of ones travels especially if there observant http://www.shabbat.com/.................... History check: America was backing Egypt's dictatorship in order to protect Israel- Didn't Israel return the Sinai to the Egyptians twice because of US pressure-The Egyptians are Pussies they beat the crap out of Anderson Cooper for 10 minutes he didn't have one scar..........

Every Rosh.

Chodesh i get forwarded an inspirational message from a couple my "friends" , I love getting the inspiration especially when it comes from arrogant, and pompous people who are obnoxious, but try to send out a good message, Even Hitler never mind bad comparison ...........A thought came to my head (i know ohh no) i ordered some "chachkiss" ( Syrian word for junk) from eBay and I got a small picture of the Chagall windows with the twelve tribes of Israel as i was reading each tribes blessing, I was wondering if the Horoscopes were inspired by the twelve tribes of Israel.........

A$$hole Thats a picture,

of my dead father in law who had Leukemia. Three years ago this week i went away for the weekend with friends to an acquaintances house from the Center , there was some tournament and i don't know what the hell i was thinking when i agreed to go.  As we got to the house i saw a picture of an older looking gentleman and i blurted out "Hey Katz was that you when you were younger "  and he provided me with the above answer. It didn't help his wife was standing right near him. Katz used to run the center and i believe was instrumental into taking the center to another level. He is a basketball genius, hes loud, he's obnoxious, he looks like hes 25 years older than what he is,but he's a good guy at the end of the day........... Last night As i was walking out of the Loews on 33 and 2nd ave a really pretty girl approaches and asks if she can have my meter parking ticket -She didn't realize she had to feed the meter and got a ticket- Instead of flirting with her and saying "you're phone number for the ticket", I just gave it to her and hoped shed be able to beat the ticket.................

The Einstein of,

Idiocy, another one of my great ideas came too me today- The Inspiration to this idea came from NYC as i was driving around the city dodging potholes street closures and snow, Then  when i went into a store I stepped in #2 (I hope at least i got that out of the way for the year, as it's usual an annual thing) as i was cursing Bloomberg out it came to me why not have a game or an App   with The objective of the game is to get to city Hall and Fire Bloomberg ( the rated R version would be something else) but while trying to get to Him   there are  all these obstacles like Pot Holes, Dog Doody, unshoveled snow,  Drug Dealers, Muggers, hookers etc... A couple of signs maybe worth mention -" Egyptians please don't destroy the Pyramids, We wont rebuild them" - The Jews - and organized rally to force out our Hosney at city hall ( with a bloomberg picture)....................................................

Casual Snow Plans,

is whats in store for tonight's plan, and casual snow plans it was -It was unclear weather to go to the door or not -of course i found a spot right in front -  I went to the door met her mom and her aunt while waiting for her - they asked me my opinion of there new chair i thought it was fine they felt it needed more cushion in it She was pretty cute with a giant personality outgoing, talkative etc. We went to Sheepshead bay to a Cafe   and basically had a long conversation about a bunch of generic topics- Shes what you call a Kosher Hippie - I told her i hated the artists and hippies for several reasons - not cause they banned DDT  but Mainly how they view Israel as the present day "Vietnam"- and they are notorious haters of the Jewish state - We went home and I asked to call her again she said yes- one of her problems is she cant say NO so who knows about church on Sunday .... as a bonus to the evening i got a surprise on my window from Bloomberg, at least he didn't take my car again.............................

Shlepping a big,

Giant bag and wet hair she strolled through the doors of the restaurant about ten minutes  late apologizing she'd just been at the gym. I was sitting there with my brand new shirt $70 ( it was at an expensive clothing store across from my work at the time) i had gotten my shirt a little dirty at work. We should have just met for "Drinks" JJN Style - but we sat at a fancy kosher restaurant, I think the only thing we talked about was her father who is a basketball legend i probably could have asked a lot more questions about her father to make more conversation. I  as well as she didn't really care much to be there except for the food as we  shared no  interests. We took a cab home together back to Bklyn  with very little conversation ( this was one of 3 times i took a cab from city to bklyn) I didn't want to be labeled ungentlemanly amongst other bad terms in the Syrian community but we should have taken subway home...............There clearly was no church on Sunday ( sometime in 2006 )

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in the count makes on line dating very difficult - Strike one I'm not Rich Strike two I'm Not very good looking but according to my grandmother and some of her friends i am very handsome - so generally if i were to Email a girl I'd go for the Jugular and send a slightly outrageous email ( nothing sexual) I try to keep it short, cause i think it can be held against me if it gets to cheesy............. My old trainer at crunch gym told me just lie to girls and tell them you're rich, She sucked as a trainer and was a real buttherface.........................Happy Black History Month, i forgot about it this year until I tuned into the MIP show by Matasmelo Matfoumei or Mark Thompson on Sirius left..........................