I hate when,

  i go to the bathroom and the person before me is a slob and then the person after me thinks i was the a$$hole who peed on the seat or floor- I got the bathroom right before this lady and I politely told her she can go before me she said thanks it's OK i told her its only #1 and i promise to pick up the seat, but some a##hole peed all over the seat. I covered my hand with large amounts of toilet paper and flipped the seat up that way the girl going to the bathroom after me would know it wasn't me who was a the pig who messed up the toilet.........