Is an Invitation,

       an Invitation? I Texted my Friend whom I wont mention his name, but it rhymes with Flumster "Mazal Tov"?? Unsure weather he proposed to his longtime girlfriend or not his response "Yups"-I congratulated him he replied " Amen Thanks, come tnight xx43 E xx" and that was it. An Invitation Specialist Commended me for not going, because it was NOT a real or sincere Invitation, and he didn't really want you to go, but felt compelled to tell you like to exonerate himself of any guilt.The truth is I just didn't go cause I'm sort of Anti- social and got home late, I am 100% not offended...........Driving on the SI Expwy I Saw my friend Utep's Rabbi Alouf cousin, The Haradey Raffle is back I pledged to buy tickets, and promised i wouldnt spend my Future winnings by Shermootas...........

Selim the Dream

 my land lord and I have been spending a lot of time together. Since he's put the Apt for rent he has been flooded with inquires. He tricked me by telling me a young single lady was coming in to see the place so i hung around to see her, but she  turned out to be in her late 50s. Also he has been trying to Set me up with a 29  year old girl whom her best qualities seems like that shes 29, comes from a rich family,  and that  her father never speaks in shul . I am yet to call, and have been avoiding his calls......Another call for a speed dating event of which i have my reservations about since i am not the best at these scenarios and plus I am sure  i would be running into some girls that Potentially hate my guts. " It's only Seven Minutes"  it flies by, tell that to someone being water boarded how long Seven Minutes is, Once again Respectfully Decline.......I am certain that something bad is going to happen, I gave someone Yemenite ( against NR rules) my Information to unlock his Iphone- with the promise that nothing bad can happen.........

Wedding Season,

means to me NO parking spots. Thanks to the weddings and functions at The Shaari Zion and Lebanese Shuls  From Ocean pkwy and ave S to E 9th and  ave U not one spot to be found. 18 min and 44 Seconds later parking on E. 4th  I cursed the Nuptials, that they should not last. Road rage got the best of me. Remorsefully i Reneged on my curse and apologized.........I had a little bit of a hard time understanding the British Girl met online,over the phone, but we should be going out Sunday Around Fivifish, The Royal Family's Last name is Windsor by the way.......... Mazal Tov to reader and friend Munster on his engagement I suggested he propose on the Float at the Zionist parade,but he did it another way. Thanks to EE and my sister for delivering  the good news to me, they found out from Instagram..The Munster family will now account  for 50% of the Functions i will be attending over the last 3 years............

The Slump is

over and the dating Taheyedda is finished. PH the lovely young lady that set me up with Clara to refresh is the " Beautiful great figured great girl" Texted me " She really Enjoys talking to u"- to me that meant either three things A) I have a face for talking on the phone B) That things can only go downhill from there C) Things can go great. We did have a really fun and interesting conversation to me anytime Menachem Begins name gets mentioned its fun and NO i don't not get that tingly Feeling up my leg Ala chris mathews........My field goal percentage in the online dating world is slightly improving- just giving myself an additional outlet. I spoke with a Not so Young but lovely Pseudo-SY woman and a really cute very early 30s  English girl who lives in NY, She didn't mind me asking about the accent......This Week marks the 30th Anniversary of the First Lebanon War "Peace for the Galile", many argue that this was the war that turned Israel from David to Goliath,  Forty Five  years to the Six Day War, and the Liberation of Jerusalem, Thirty one years to the Amazing Operation Opera- the Attack on the Iraqi Tammuz Nuclear reactor- the Head of the Mossad at the time was so against the operation he refused to attend the meetings and sent his deputy, the prime minister at the time was...... and  the Second Anniversary of me getting free shirts from my Brother, my only complaint i wish he was taller, that way the sleeves would reach beyond my wrist , but i can still roll them up and   look fancy...........

Why would a great girl

  Beautiful with a great figure, want to go out with me ?  I asked the same  question last Year when offered to go out with this Mysterious girl, and asked again Friday. Of course there are some Buts to the Story, But aside from that it sounds like a slam Dunk, We had a real nice Conversation and Showtime is Thursday night for Now...........I was Babysitting for 3 kids this Shabbat, As my Brother had Knee Surgery and my Sister in law Stayed with him at the Hospital, A 12, 10 and 6 Year old, I did what every good Non parent would do to get them to behave, I bribed them cost me $127 and 8 packs of sour Sticks......I wore my $13.98 socks from Century, made me feel like a million Bucks......Happy Birthday to my Sister and Sister in law, i am not allowed to post the age.......

The Koolaide.....

     EE has been adamant that it's all about the confidence, being aggressive, overbearing  and suffocation tactics with a Couple of girls that would get me to the Promised land well not that Promised land. I refuse to drink the Poisonous Koolaide and insist again that the key ingredients is Rich and Good Looking, With that the Notebook of the RE saga officially closes.... After 24 hours I am ready to quit Jdate again......just Like a cat i was dodging things i  committed to doing First a date with IL, meeting up with a relative, attending a friends Function, But things caught up with me as I am Forced to Be In LI this weekend, i know better not to forget the baby wipes........My landlord isn't very happy to see me leaving, But he continues to try to push on me   Thoroughly unattractive girls, "But a lot of Masari".........