Social Distancing

 

         There are Circles at stores, indicating where to stand, before reaching the Register. It troubled me terribly, to a point of  road rage proportions that a Medium to elderly Lady would Refuse to advance to the next Circle. Thinking,  what would my father do in this Situation. Should I creep up on  her with in an inch, look over her shoulder and utilize the fake Cough, it is Corona time after all. I gingerly Advanced slowly towards her circle, and was shaking Davening style with the hopes She'd advance. Only to be Rescued by another Draw Opening and the Magical words  "Next in Line" were called out.... Needing to clear my Storage, I offered $65 for the Maximum two hour Job, of going back and forth 3 Times Respectfully Declining the Young man Said, He wouldn't leave his house for less than $100. Annoyed at the Smugness' and Hubris, I was Rescued by a call, With a Friend with van of whom Wished to do me the " Favor ". It's presumed that this Favor will be quite Costly as he backed into the Gate Switch of the Storage Rendering it "out of Service". We all know the Moral of the Story.....  

SNOW ?

 

       The only Thing, I detest more than the Snow is How much People Say They Love the Snow. Getting Plowed in Sucks, But Getting Plowed in Twice Sucks Even more, took a combined 74 minutes to Shovel my self out..." Why didn't you park on the Left Side of the Street"? Living in NYC, Piss Off.......Mea Culpa, I was quite Profane to a Mini Driving Heimeshe Debutante, While waiting for her Machine to repaired, She was Blocking the drive way, and the only Suitable exit out of my spot. I Motioned for her to please move, with out a response, She DID see me, not wanting to exacerbate the situation, I tried to Drive my car through one of favorite things in life, the snow. After more shoveling, and some Help from IBH who raced over to take the wheel, and some Amazing grace, we made it out. Selfishly, I wanted to disturb this poor young Lady from either being deep in prayer or Reciting Psalms.......Allah Hu Akbar G0d is Great.............

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