Cursed be the one....

 and the nation Say's Amen........ For the fourth time in seven years, i was awarded the Aliyah or call up to the Torah for the "cursed" Aliyah, I'm sure my stats would be better, had I made it to shul all seven times. The irony is., that it' happened in four different places all over the world, Conspiracy ? .......The Old Joke, If you happen to drop  Something in Greece, Do NOT bend over and pick it up..... Some Greek fun facts:  Water is restricted to a maximum of .50 Euros per Small Bottle and somewheres of a 1 Euro for a large.... Challenging the Notion that 70 Percent of Greeks Harbor Anti- Semitic Sentiments, I experimented for Twenty six, minutes Walking around with out a yarmulke. The Results.......... Should you decide to visit the islands, perhaps Santori, Just Know that Flushing Toilet paper is Strictly Forbidden, though doubtful most Vacationers abide. I must Say it Stressed the hell out of me, and the fact that I tried not to go, made me go at an unusually much higher rate than i normally do, If it Matters, I flushed both wipes and Paper... Passing over the tabernacle, Jethro Tull would not mind if i Sit this one out...... BIGJELLY  T.V. is officially opened on Youtube, If you enjoy watching Paint Dry or staring at the walls, please consider Subscribing.........