Sometimes

   I check out the overseas girls section Online. Beyond asking for Green card or to pay their phone bills or bail them out of a northern Israeli prison  they are smart enough to avoid me ,When I mention I'll be In Israel,  " yeah it would be great to meet up" . Sometimes the overseas Girls section contacts me, generally not the good part of the section, but I am always cordial and utter that same "yeah it would be great to meet up" whenever you're in NY. Jim McKay's dad Taught him that in life generally you're greatest fears are seldom realized - Well tonight they are. I hate pulling the under the weather card, cause I know it's going to get me back, But Ill comply and pull it out over the course of our meeting. In Reality Can it be worse than meeting up with someone who made me miss The Hatikva at the macabbi Game or the girl that looked like Aunt Ethel not 50 years ago but present day? Probably not...... Profound thought the only Justification for John Kerry making so many Trips to the Middle East, Hes got to be getting major tail....

Prior to

 A date or meeting up with someone The worst feeling for me is that Stomach Growl knowing Number Two is on it's way. A close second is The Heartburn Salami Burp Feeling that makes you Self conscience to Even Breathe. On My way to meet a Girl from Online whose story Intrigued me, and she happened to have pretty photos. She was Italian Catholic Convert who Either had an Israeli Fetish or Israelis had a fetish for her. she Insisted we only go for Hot chocolate and I was perhaps Disingenuously Insisting drinks or Dinner, I relented and we met up in the Upper East Side. My Lens started acting up and the Squint and Twitching came along with it, We Spoke of past relationship failure, Israelis and She Thoroughly impressed me with her Sign Language. She didn't seem the need to flatter me by getting made or dressd up. But after all it was an $8.82 Hot chocolate date. The Chemistry we had over the phone and text was ephemeral, but still squeezed a good Hour and half conversation, She introduced me to a " Hook Up " Site called Tinder which she was on for Fun cause she'd never hook up and  Exchanged the Spurious it was great to meet you's. What did I learn? How to Sign I am going to the bathroom ( #1 and #2 is same) and to call Someone an A$$hole. No Church on Sunday..............

Dr James Nasimith,

would be rolling in his grave if he were to watch The Championship game between Team QB and Green. "The Worse players in the world are not the bad ones, but rather the bad ones that think Their good" In their defense one can use the "Jesus" argument and " Forgive them for they do not Know" -Being the  good Samaritan I had to point out to them That Plain and simple the Emperor was not wearing any clothing, but to no avail. In a Gutless, heartless, Effortless Disgusting display We Looked like the Egyptian Army Retreating and running away During the Six Day War. The Game plan was simple Protect the perimeter cut down penetration NO LAYUPS. With in the first minutes of the game That Operation failed not to compare but to "Eagle Claw" the tragic failed rescue Attempt of the Hostages in Iran. Not contesting Open Threes, Some of us Fouling on Three point shots even and Playing a Defense Hollier than Swiss Cheese it was an Plain and simple Shameful. Mercifully The Game was called with under Two Minutes, but Probably should have been called with the first two......

The Enemy of you're Enemy?

 is you're friend...... An unprecedented historic mass rally scheduled for the 7th of January The historic Trip will be headlined by the Moetzes Gedolei  HaTorah of Agudas Yisrael,  and will unite all "Haradie" factions in Israel and abroad protesting the Drafting of Yeshiva Students to The IDF. The Temerity of some of these groups who receive all Zionist money  for Schools,healthcare,children and other services to align themselves with Virulent and Anti Zionist Extremists Neturie Karta  in the cause to protest the people who are Defending their way of life and right to worship in the Holy Sites Goaal Nefesh or Disgusting. Last August under the Guise of Torah Desecration Thousands rallied promising not to attack Israel but just this specific Policy  one noted observer said it was like "being at anti crime rally - Blaming African Americans for all the Crime but using limited derogatory words against them".  Just like many Arab Knesset Members who abuse, freeload  and aid and abet the Enemy Via Flotilla and Terror  The ultra orthodox Should be held to the same regard. Treason is Not freedom of Speech..............

And nothing else

Matters.... over a conversation with a lady friend -  confidence was attractive for her and it just so happened that every guy she's dated had Money. So the Equation went like this M= C+ G ( money= confidence then get the girl )... Following the Conversation I changed in my profile my Annual income from "will tell you later" to over $100,000 A mild Embellishment........... Seems Eerie to hear Israelis wishing people CHAG SAMECH on Xmas, But I think i get it........For Religious Reasons The Match that I had a 50% Stake was not made in Heaven No church on Sunday....... Their may be Church on Sunday with BG (bubbly girl) and again their may not. I did Call her last night to Apologize for the  " Misunderstanding" and  Ask her out again, It maybe that I Invent my own conclusions...........

Is Falafi the Plural

 of Falafel?...... Blessed are the Matchmakers for they shall enter the kingdome. A long with a Mutual friend I played an integral role  in setting up someone who on paper looks like a terrific match, and will leave it at that.... Due to Technical difficulties a covert Set up Operation was forced to be abandoned. The records can't be opened for another Thirty Years.........Perhaps I went a lil overboard in my profile Referring to my Ideal Relationship: Mohamed and Amina and the rest of the wives- Of course Amina was his mother but who cares no one is supposed to know that, not unless you're a hostage in a Kenyan Mall and you have to prove to the terrorist you're mooslim by knowing that.......An  Email from a girl with out a photo from Durban, SA  with an Israeli Name, taking the bait I email her at her Gmail Account for Photos, Shes African American But not bad, She asked if I can help with her Phone Bill its currently  US $2817.77, Ill try......

Maybe she really is

   Washing her hair? After Postponing Monday Night  I text  GSG( good Samaritan girl) if 8fish was Still good for tonight? " G--i .. You're really so nice and I feel bad doing this,this is all new to me and i feel i am not ready....Pls understand that it's nothing personal and hope you're not upset with me.....Hmmm "I totally understand- dw about it - your'e surprise was lotto tickets didn't win anyways actually i think $7 maybe haha and chocolate is always rehash-able maybe not the chalev ysrael ones - for real though i hope everything works out for you - behatzlach  Kyrie elesion.......How great would it have been had her ticket won, of course my stupid conscience would kick in and force me to share. Give her Credit for patronizing  in an eloquent manner, almost as believable as the girl who told me she needs to wash her hair every night for the rest of her life, took me a while to get it.......

"When Vengeance is

           
  The Inspiration Redemption only comes in the form of winning". A humiliating Season finale defeat at the hands of Team Red, That saw Team QB  show 0.0 pride on both ends of the floor the odds makers had a 9.5 point spread for the Rematch Playoff match up. Preparation and discipline was key as QB knew that they had to protect the perimeter as if it were the Motherland, cut Dribble penetration and rely on our size in the middle to alter shots from the high post. Discipline among est a team of Ex Cons and users is difficult to implement, but it was important to control the tempo and not fall into the trap of running with them. We saw how  well it worked out in the previous two match ups, But according to HM we were having Fun. The Extended 3-2 Zone was giving them a hard time, and most of their shots were being contested. Their lack of early ball pressure allowed the Offense although stagnated to have some rhythm and we raced to a 18-6 halftime lead. The 2nd half pressure came along with the panic and Turnovers, They made Their adjustments offensively and were able to exploit the corners and at the Seven minute mark took their first lead. We adjusted and switched to a man. With Buddah being swarmed, No one was able to step up, Until tabbach made a critical Three to Stop the bleeding. JB with Ice in his veins made two free throws to tie the game with 16 seconds, and THEY called Time out to set up their Defense. "The Magical players answering the bell, demanding the ball  as they're teammates are electrified" - No one argued Buddah  got it at the top of the key dribbled to his right and with two Defenders draped over him let it fly Nothing but net well not really A super friendly roll- but a big-time shot from big-time player Good players play well Great players win Games.............

Momentum

     
 Shifts Emailing a girl on line solely based on her Photos That i found Extensively pretty figuring what the hell ? " I know u langiado"  Pointing out she spelled it wrong i asked if it was good or bad ? " neither, just funny" Still no clue who she was and her being a lil evasive  I complimented her again and Behatzalcha ( a more meaningful All the best ). The conversation opened up after that and the Sixth decree of separation led to of all places Sitt shul. The Conversation from my end was going great, Showtime was set for the Even day of  Monday Night . With great Enthusiasm and several In genius surprises in store The Hype for Monday Night was building up. Breaking news 4:32 PM  "OMG am so sorry I didn't know there was ......leave it for another night"...  One Shining moment, The pageantry the excitement the national Championship the cutting down of the nets. On hold....How great is Army v. Navy?........fortunate to attend a great wedding last night  a couple of  Wedding observations: Wouldn't it be great if their was a hearing impaired signer at Wedding ceremonies? Do weddings ever run out of food? Then Why  else would  their be  a mad dash to get out of the hall after the glass is broken. A notable reader likened it to waiting to board or get off a plane People all scrounged up together barely moving  I confess it was fun to observe...  and for the Record in Dating No News is not Good News.....






 

Momentum

      loss, after a few texts consisting of me flirting and BG responsive in a different light. The Texts were heading to a Bridge somewhere in Alaska. Unclear weather to call or not I solicited the advice of a young lady whom happened to also Sell me a New Jacket and Shoes at the low low price of  Six fifty that included the 50% discount. In a taped message "Their is no Ego, and nobody need to wait to text you just have to do whatever you're desire and energy are feeling......."  and if you don't get that same energy back?  " You move forward, it shouldn't be forced"....... The Advice FREE.......the fact that the set up lady didn't respond clinched the deal No Church on Sunday..............

When to call off the Dogs?

    When should a team Stop pressing In Jewish League Ball?  Tract-ate Basketball clearly states when up a comfortable Twenty- twenty Five Midway through the Third Quarter . The House of Shamai holds That it's irrelevant due to personal vendettas between coaches or Schools or perhaps the presser wants to cover the spread, Why Should a team be penalized and stop playing in accordance to their style? The House of Hillel Argues that it sets a bad Example to "Run up a Score" and since wagering is outlawed in Jewish sports that Nullifies that argument , further more you don't ask the victors to stop playing just stop humiliating. In Old  School basketball if a team was perceived to be running up the score Hard fouls would be Justified, and fights and injuries would occur. Case and Point the Great Oklahoma teams of the late 80s Early 90s who would actually foul on purpose to stop the clock so they can try to reach 100 points. Earlier this week in a Yeshiva Exhibition tournament game Flatbush was Beating on Kushner badly and had it's rotation players still pressing. I don't know the Circumstances between the schools, but at a memorial tournament just doesn't seem right. Kushner Coach JS was aghast and especially at the fact that the opposing Coach portrays  himself as a upscale religious guy, When it seems like he's Just a Sanctimonious Prick..........

The Only

  Thing that concerned me was weather to go to  BG( bubbly girl) door or not . I consulted with the prestigious Sages of the dating counsel and by 2-1 vote, They said to text. G0d was on my side as I had cover due to the fact their was a function across the street with Valet service so I really had no where to stand. "Should I valet the car, I'm right up front" I was Five minutes Early she 12 minutes late. The Over/ Under was set at 97 Minutes which was fair for a late Sunday night Brooklyn  Date.  I was pleasantly surprised when she came outside and it Took Seven Seconds to re leave  any of the awkwardness due to lack of speaking before. On wards to the main Event being her of course. Her Experiences and back in the day Moments be Lied her 29 years of age. A talented vocalist, she was shy to do a little number, does a comedian always have to make jokes.....We sat though 184 minutes of Tea and Desert ( I really thought they served alcohol) and was thoroughly impressed with her knowledge of the Jewish State Particularity the Fienstien- Barazani Story. I found her Sexy the way She threw her hair to side and appreciated her very Expressive hand  motions . The Fact that She loved football and went 11-2 ATS garnered a marriage proposal of course i didn't.. Putting her on the spot with out putting her on the spot a "Sure we can try again"  a stickler for language I expected a Different answer I probably did put her on the spot, but only to be fair if I had to go through the intermediary I'd probably take her out around T'isha Be Av. What have I learned ? That it's a good thing I am not a Shamie, Cause of her moderate to severe allergies to colognes and Scents, Should we ever hit it off I think we'd need  Separate Bathrooms....Church On Sunday?......

The Kitchen is

  Closed the Bar is Opened  Dating Policy is not making certain family members of mine happy, They Accuse me of being cheap....ME?.......No Glasnost and No Perestroika with the woman of the former Iron Curtain The Program has been a failure albeit a Polite Failure........RIP Danny Matt a decorated  veteran of Five Israeli Wars. My Uncle was a POW with him in 1948 during the fall of Gush Etezion...... 72 Years ago ." A Date Which will live in Infamy"........Haven't confirmed with BG(Bubbly Girl) for Sunday yet, I'm just hopeful I don't need to go through the typical SY dating motions Heck I don't even know where she lives, I'm sure she's really looking forward........ HBD to one of Basketballs all time greats  LJB   Lebron ? Nope  #33 Larry Joe Bird is 57.........

Girls of the Eastern Bloc

   Are very Polite.  "It would be completely remiss of me not to tell you how Especially pretty i thought you were, Would love to hear more about you"...... thrown in some random Russian words and phrases and the stats are. Three Replied "Thank You's:):)"  Three have yet to reply, One Ignored, and one Whom I haven't gotten her name yet but promised her it'll be fun- replied  "promises already"  Confidence......I'm hoping their are no contraindications between the Ladies of the former Iron Curtain.....Congratulations to Judy Feld Carr on getting the Israeli Presidential medal of Honor. A heroine of to the Syrian Jewish community She was instrumental in the Rescue over 3300 Syrian Jews.....

How Come

      most girls I have dated have always been Hungry? Of course that's a bad sign for a guy when a girl eats on a date and when she eat's a lot its a very bad sign. Thanks to RE ( Real estate) Girl the frivolous dating has stopped, With exception to a last minute get together with BG( Bubbly Girl) her people called again and We finally caught each other in text to go out on Either Thursday or Sunday Night . I chose Sunday less Pressure. I'm for certain she's a great girl etc etc, But Please pardon My lack of Ralph Waldo Emerson of "nothing great was ever achieved with out enthusiasm".The very  Good news is at least we avoided that root canal style initial Fifteen minute phone call . The African-American from The Islands has been persistent in me coming over,  her messages have been more and more explicit if I can look past her face and her accent I think I can really have a good time. Naa respectfully decline.....Two Functions RE suggested the Rabbi from the Boob Cruise is having a Hanukkah party and the IDF Black Tie Gala hmm I may go...next year..This time Around online I figure ill get my Money's worth and message everyone, with the a strong emphasis on woman from the Eastern Bloc......