Monday, December 22, 2014

Broadway shows

 should be Seen like Halley's Comet once every 76 years or so. Perhaps a little Extreme, I was thinking more along the lines of " Birchat Hachama" or the blessing of the Sun which comes around a lot more frequently once every Twenty Eight years...... It's hard to describe what sitting in a cramped tight Theatre for almost Two and half hours, with NOTHING  to do but having to watch the show feels like. I lost count  of how many crystals or whatever those things are on chandeliers, after attempting to count them.  The good news, it was a lot better than the last show I saw "Ave Q", and HRG really liked it. I would highly reccomend the "Side Show" over getting tasered, but not over Riding    the "A" Train  late at night.......




Israel is



Famously known to having four seasons. Summer, winter, Wars and Helections. "To everything their is a season".....Never did I ever think I would have something in common with. A Kuwaiti, until learning that my liberation date from the Gideon's would be January 15th. Twenty five years earlier to the day, H Bush launched Desert Storm to liberate the Kuwaitis from Saddam Hussien.......
It is highly recommended for one not to Take the A train really really late at night. Of course that comes with an explanation......With Obama Chumming up to the Castro Brothers in Cuba, What better way to celebrate than at a Live Music Cuban Show with HRG. An Island Specialist She knows how to get everywhere, Just don't ask her how. The Hippies Liberal crowd was Ecstatic with the News, but what was more perplexing ,the peoples Rhythmic head bopping to the music wasn't  in Sync. For the record we got their by accident........ I should be getting my Annual Phone call from my  Life Insurance agent, Just to make sure, well just to make sure, she is one of the few people that really likes hearing my voice.....

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

The Silver lining,



  is starting to appear,in the Gideon's Project, in a form of a  key to the 6th floor Bathroom,Signifying any Number two issues have being solved. The good news continues as it looks like an early holiday Presidential Pardon from the Gideon's Drug Sentence or project. The Experiment turned out as well as tossing a plugged toaster to a bath tub full of water, only a couple weeks left..... The Helections in Israel, with the slogan "Anyone but BiBi", is gaining steam. I'm not the biggest Notanyahou fan, but what most don't realize is that Israel is a Center- Right country, and Security is a priority, even more so than US relations and Pursuing a False Peace with the Arabs. One thing can be said for certain that " History will not be kind to BiBi, if under his watch Iran is allowed to become Nuclear",  I hope despite his deals with the ultra orthodox he retains the premiership.........

" That Long Black Cloud,


 is coming down" .......Never in the past Thirty days, have I been in more Accidents in my Entire driving career. A freakish accident has rendered me car less for the Second time in under a month, and probably in a lot of trouble with my Insurance company. In Chivalrous fashion, not really Chivalrous, but i just need the story to sound better, I swung my door open to help HRG to the car. My greetings to this gesture was a loud and financially painful Thump to my door, and an even more painful damage to the Mercedes that hit me. With my door not being able to be closed completely, the hard rain coming down was like the Gravy on the meat. HRG was very supportive and helpful, During the two hour and seven minute wait for the Fuzz to show. I was alluding this may a penitence for my sins, and perhaps G0d was sending me a message that this instead of something worse that was supposed to happen to me, But she didn't like that argument. In retrospect it could have been a lot worse since I am uninsured for the month of December, so i appreciate that g0d is keeping me out of trouble that way... for now. The night wasn't a complete wash as we still got to hang out for a little near her apartment. I terminally inexactitude her when i said I'll try to take a cab back home, Sticking you're arm in the middle of the street should cover that "Effort", She of course knew.............

Saturday, December 6, 2014

walking



   off the B train at 9:07 on a cold,rainy and bleak Friday night, left me reflecting that I have violated the Sabbath more times in the past month, than I have done so in my entire life. The dilemma, does one abandon his troops on the battlefield, when they are swarmed with work and just pick up and leave, or do you finish the battle; I am no Yitzhak Rabin . None the less A stat that I am not very proud of.......  The upcoming chief of staff  of the Idf is a Moroccan, the " hot tempered" jokes are rolling off the press, as for the enemies of the state not to piss him off. Congratulations Gadi Eizenkot..... Pope  Francis is in The Islamic republic of Turkiye, the last time a Pope visited was when John Paul was shot,  by Turkish Nationalist Ali Mehmet Agca in 1981. Strangely Agca appeared in one of my dreams a while ago alongside some other Turkish friends of mine ..... Seeing more of HRG ( human rights girl) has left me wanting to see more of her, and things have progressed to where she now only understands me 12% of the time...Breaking Bread at one of her favorite local spots. Trouble struck for me the second ,I bit into some appetizer, that I had no clue what it was. Sweating and Turning flushed red, I immediately excused myself to the men's room, to confront my greatest fear. Popping  two immodiums, and a quick prayer, I was out of imminent danger... Until... fearing HRG would find out, I held off for another few minutes before confessing to having to go again, but only #1. As I made it to the toilet, it's as if the "Temple Mount was in our hands" moment, and I made sure to wash up thoroughly . Peace was back in our time.......