Monday, January 31, 2011

Better Sharam El Shek,

 with out peace than peace with out Sharam El Shek -Moshe Dayan was right and Menachem Begin as much as i Admire him was wrong.............. Looks like Israeli Intelligence failed again, as they let there gaurd down on the Southern Front for the last 25 years and have failed to prepare for any conflict with the Egyptians.............The good thing about dictators is that they stay in power for a long time and that makes it easier to learn about the country's history ......................Every time i go to the car wash i have to go to the bathroom #1 - i make the same joke as i do when I'm on a date I always take in the daily news with me, the guys there usually know but one guy was new today and started yelling at me.................A good tip from DM when you go on a date and want to keep track of  dating bills  just snap a photo of it, whenever the girl goes to the bathroom or is not looking..................................

How does a Facebook,

friend match up with a real Friend? I Spoke to a girl on line for about 3 hours or so the other night it was flowing fun conversation will refer to her as CS girl, I called her last night and we set up too meet Wednesday night. I cheated and checked her FB page and it turns out that I went out or spoke to a few of her "Friends" and i don't think its a very good thing for me.  The other girl that i got her number from my friends aunt sisters co worker and onwards i never called i don't know why i didn't- i think i messed up who knows what was waiting behind door #1............ I Hung out with my Old worker who came in from Turkey.He came with his wife whom I  thought  would be wearing the Hijab,or even the whole Ninja Outfit, But was surprisingly Normal . This was the same guy I went to Jooma Prayers with at the African Brothers Mosque on 29th St, I used to joke around with him that when he gets really religious he is capable of becoming a Fanatic.............   My Russian friend who i met on line and isn't Jewish ( her father is ) is trying to set me up with one of her friends i Face booked her but i don't think will be going out...........................

Sunday, January 30, 2011

John Mccain was,

Saying on CNN today, that he doesn't believe that a New regime change will be of the Islamic radical element - They didn't think the same thing would happen in Iran...  The Protests Led Now by the Dr Phil  look alike and Noble Laurette Mohamed ElBaradi who used to head the IAEA that let Iran do whatever they wanted -is  backed by the Muslim Brotherhood Party amongst other party's.Egypt is in Turmoil as Mubarak Refuses to step Down Ironically he was picked by Sadat as he was seen as a non threatening candidate to take over. My only concern is that Israel with it's cold Peace with Egypt neglected there military Building in the South and focused more on it's other enemies. With Chaos going on who the hell knows how much contraband is being smuggled through the Rafah crossing and Philadelphi corridor to Gaza.... Al Jazeera had on its website headlines that Mubarak is going to flee to Tel Aviv According to "Sources" I think that's why he kicked them out of the country

Thursday, January 27, 2011

intresting conversation,

I had with a 25 year old pretty girl from Los Angeles on Jdate- I am always apprehensive anytime a girl tells me I'm good looking or sexy - as i told my 13 year old nephew any girl on the Internet that tells you that is looking to hustle, The last girl that told me that - never mind, When she said that to me i asked her are u sure you're talking to me-  she is a Medic in the US Army with an infantry unit......................Since i resigned back to jdate Ive met one girl, got rejected by one that I emailed, spoke to a Russian girl who told me to friend her on FB but didn't accept yet, spoke on line to a 40 year old woman who actually looked hot, she left me her number i called her she never got back to me, and a girl whose in Colorado now from NJ and is not in the best of health  ( i wont get into it ) a situation that i just email her back cause if i don't It wouldn't be very nice..................................

"Remember

 , always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.”Richard Nixon #37 ...................... Would you call a girl Who you got her number from one of you're friends aunts co workers sister,  I need Glenn Beck to draw a chart with arrows on it , I didn't yet I probably will today............... I gave up on FM girl so i dont see it as double dipping............................................... Felt like old times at the center the other night running plays with center legend FN, and playing alongside JJN who used to dominate the paint back in his day- JJN was a victim of our Illegal and Junk Defenses we used to play against him but he always managed to put up big numbers - Even Bench Press champ DS was playing- he played well but hes a lot better in Bench pressing.........................

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Peace in our time,

Like the great Appeaser Neville A. Chamberlain I too brought peace in our time  to a supermarket fight at the express lane today. A woman at the 10 item lane had about 35 items - Her ingenious plan was to separate the stuff into two bills that we should can legally get away with it, me of course being in the middle had to cool down the older woman  behind me who was rightfully  upset at the Express lane Scofflaw- they exchanged some words  it got a little heated, no profanity or pyshcial violence  was used, I calmed down the older woman telling her she can cut me if she wanted to, she did  and calmed down .I wont identify the ethnicity of the belligerents- but i will say neither of them were chosen..................

No News,

    can be good news sometimes. I texted FM Sunday night Between watching the Jets game and George Will Talk about the Wilson Administration, I haven't heard back- I did get a couple calls from numbers I don't recognize but i think its lubabvitch cause I'm avoiding them again. I'm not going to call or Text her again- Especially Since it's National Anti- Stalking month..... This day in History the Israeli submarine Dakar, carrying 69 sailors,  passes the island of Crete and radios its position --- then disappears. The exact fate of this vessel remains a mystery to this day- There is a beautiful Memorial for the Sailors in Mt Hertzl Military Cemetery............. NR advice is making more sense by the way..................

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Teach Me How to,

Work out on  one Foot. Most People would hit you with a stick and throw you out - But DS the defending weight lifting champion at the center thought about patiently and said Do Push-Ups. The Hillel of the work out room..................With Tensions in Lebanon - Druze Leader Walid Jumbelatt who can double for David Crosby has chosen to side with Hezbollah - Is War on the Horizon?........................Thanks to Etiquette Specialist "Norm Rubin" - I've received some quality advice, I can't elaborate on it now due to circumstances......

Thursday, January 20, 2011

When vengeance is the,

Inspiration redemption only comes in the form of winning............I have set five attainable goals for myself over the next few months or so, with the hopes of dedicating myself to the best of my abilities to attain them.............Condolences to Israeli President Shimon Peres on the loss of his wife of 67 years Sonya..........................I called back FM girl last night,  we spoke For Appx 20 minutes We should meet up sometime next week or the following week.................... A guy sends a girl a teddy bear through a catalog with a note--- the girl refuses the package----- Guy has no clue until he gets a call from teddy bear catalog about a month later,telling him it was refused---- Is the Girl a Douche bag ?? ------A lot has happened to me in the past, but this situation is not referring to me........

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Do I call back,

I left a girl a message a couple days ago, she called me back now but didn't leave a message - this is the same girl i emailed roughly a year and half ago to no response I am always curious as to what has changed from that time till now, I don't have a good feeling about it this, but I don't want to go into this in a negative manner................... I think its pretty official as for Church with JH Girl from the other night- I didn't bother at first to email the lady that set it up to tell her about the date - cause it didn't go great, looking back on the night i think i came off a little obnoxious, but in accordance to the EE protocol, I promised to follow his instructions  I emailed the lady that set us up,she said she'd get back to me like the famous saying goes " don't call us will call you"- No Church on Sunday again......................................................

Monday, January 17, 2011

I have been,

blessed with good hands,easily my best feature not from a looks standpoint but more so from functional standpoint ( i am not handy at all though) I am waiting for G-d to punish me for the white lie i committed today- I was asked to carry the Torah in Shul today, but I declined saying i hurt my hand- I don't like getting parts or jobs in shul and usually shun them by walking out either to bathroom or get Tea- But the guy that gives the parts out caught  me before i got a chance to walk out -  so i am awaiting Punishment and I know from past experiences its coming.........................I met up with JH girl tonight at a Lounge in Upper East - I texted her saying i was inside,she said shell be there in 10 minutes - A girl walked in after about five minutes and sat by herself I thought maybe that was JH girl as she sat there alone for about 10 minutes i looked over at her and she at me- I called JH then, turned out she answered while walking in - very cute girl- I explained to her that i wasn't rushing her i just thought that she may have been the other girl waiting - She seemed kind of shy and i was asking a lot of  questions that went nowhere to her credit she kept telling me she didn't get what i was asking heck i didn't know what i was asking- we had a little food- talked about Howard Stern a lot - amongst other general topics -I sensed she was a little fidgety, it was cold though - I walked her to her car after about an hour and twenty minute- Church on Sunday is doubtful - I forgot to pee also - which made my ride home extremely uncomfortable.............................

Sunday, January 16, 2011

My Very Own National debt,

 has reached c $565. I liken my dating budget to the national debt it keeps going up with out any reward -  So far its estimated, including all expenses gas, tolls,drinks,dinner etc......  My most expensive  date of 2010 was around $500+  least expensive - $11  - I have 0.0 to show from either of them...............I was recently Invited to fly to Vegas in a private Jet- I am not a big fan of flying on regular planes - so despite how great and exclusive it sounds I'm going to pass.......................This Saturday was the "Superbowl of Shul"- They raffled off three IPADS - everyone was praying with Fervor for G-d To make them win, Didn't work out to well ...............

Friday, January 14, 2011

its getting,

a little embarrassing for me to play basketball i see everything whats going on I just don't have the energy, spirit or confidence to play and I'm just horrible.I  couldn't say no,  foolishly I rejoined leagues, but i am going to try to get out of it even if it means paying or whatever I need to do................ I followed EE advice partially, and it worked, were supposed to meet up Monday night - Major common denominator in conversation ,Howard Stern- shes a fan...............Around a year and half ago I emailed a girl- she never got back to me -through the Kevin bacon 6 degree of separation i got her number again last night- Ill call her I think................... I keep saying i am going to buy a suit and i hope too this week, I saw the suit guy last night BD, he told me a bunch of Italian peoples names suits he got this week- I wont be a backstabber and shop by the enemy.................................. Nice to see President Bush Recognize the great work of outgoing Mossad chief Meir Dagan with a special letter and a copy of his book.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Wizard of,

 Oz is pulling the strings for me on the next girl excursion. I have decided to give Oz or EE as hes known in previous posts, full control, He's known  for his not to take no for an answer, stalerkish like tactics- so this should be fun........................ My sales skills are pretty bad- I tried to make a set up that I thought and still think will enable me to punch my ticket into heaven- but it's in Limbo for now - I thought it was great idea, but then again i thought the " dirty shirt " or " dating wrist brace cheat sheet" were good ideas also...............................My sister in law- Whom sometimes jokingly i refer to as the "Jerome Moiso" ( for those of you who don't know who Jerome Moiso is- He was a forward out of  UCLA- That Rick Pitino drafted in the Lottery while he was with  the Celtics Justifying the  pick by calling him a "difference maker"- he was a major bust) of my life called  me to tell me she has some shirts for me. She also  improved  the quality of my life when she gave me a toaster oven with instructions, I never used the Microwave ever again, she didn't believe me at first but its 100% true..........................

My Horizons have been

  -   broadened, I  have been studying subjects that i don't really no a lot about in order to try to have better chemistry with the girls Ive been going out with lately - With confidence I can discuss housekeepers, the beach, some cooking, Pop Music, Cheese, and an array of other topics I wouldn't say I am an expert, but definite enough to get me by............................ Due to circumstances I have shut down FB account and other online accounts- I am hoping this will be a permanent ban as opposed to last time i closed FB and reopened it cause some Israeli girl  needed to check me out  - FB has been very resourceful as far as news and various posts from bloggers, the Knesset and other News Outlets, so ill miss that and also I used to like to keep it up as far as any girl that would go out with me can check me out on FB and  determine from there weather she'd like to meet or not....................I have to ask my neighbors, how the shoveling schedule works, I live on the first floor and there are tenants on second and third floor...................MB Sister has been Texting me to take out a girl i went out with about 53 days ago- Seems like she has her in rotisserie dating- I think it'd be awkward.........

Monday, January 10, 2011

Howard Get to sleep,

We need you for tomorrow- While waiting for AQ girl by the Reebok club I saw Howard Stern and Beth O walking into there Building. I wish i thought of something better to yell at him.................... I Picked up AQ and we went to a Kosher restaurant on the UPW. Our Conversation ranged from the waitresses funny hair ( not made fun of her) to her aesthetic work, and pretty much every topic They had Dylan Music in the background but it was a little to loud we got along well, Dessert sucked but for the most part it was fun- she mentions how she hates when guys undress her with there eyes, naturally i felt guilty even though i wasn't doing it so much- I dropped her off home in Rego Park, took me 22 minutes to get home, Not sure weather they'll be church on Sunday either from my end or hers.................................................. Interesting Text i got this afternoon. Previously I mentioned calling someone and she never called me back. This was about a month ago.- she texted me out of the blue - I told her that I didn't want to stalk her or be pushy by calling her again and plus I didn't get any confirmation that I should- we went back and forth I called her after- In case you cant guess what happened She didn't pick up i left her a message- She didn't get back to me yet------- Deja vu all over again-- Naa ill call her tomorrow night again ...........................

No Escaping Bloomberg............

 : I am pretty sure i got a Red light ticket yesterday- On Coney Island i saw the flash come up- This was from a Nov 11 post - Yesterday I finally got that ticket- It takes about two months for the ticket to come -  Another free $50 to Bloomberg - I decided i wont do anything to the ticket ( i used to write F-u all over the ticket or defacate on it)- Even though it pains me to give Bloomberg Money

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Did you Know that you are not,

 allowed to fly after having Bunion Surgery........ .AQ  Picked up, When i called her, we spoke for under 5 minutes but scheduled to meet in the Upper West side tomorrow night stay tuned................I played basketball at the center this past sat night for the first time in at least 10 years- Not by choice, but  all the Machines in the gym were in use apparently Saturday Night is a big work out night  - My Game has suffered drastically and some of my skills eroded and my energy level is at about 10% of what it was - My Mouth still runs - I think i have a comment for everyone -It's amazing how the game has changed In a previous post I mentioned that guys have no shame to play the way they do and i make it my Business to point it out them- they don't care though - I Played against the Kid i used to say has the "body of a tiger and heart of a lamb" and told him he is the all time worst  6-2 re bounder per minute in the history  of  the center another player was the yetzher haraah(evil inclination) of basketball at least he has his Torah skills to fall back on- I tried Setting Screens on or off the Ball of course to no avail the shots were up before i can screen for anyone........... Special Thanks to Rena- She bought me a jacket that I can drive with and is comfortable also, it only costs $65 - I usually Try to use my mom in case she buys any stuff that I don't know how to buy,  so I make sure she has my credit card in case she ever goes shopping for stuff - Shes usually good except with a belt she bought for me once that costs $258 i nearly Fainted........................

Saturday, January 8, 2011

intresting or maybe not so intresting ,

stories of the week. I was at the Supermarket and I overheard a couple complaining that a certain product on sale was out of stock, cause it had " That Kosher Shit" Mark on it  So all the Jews Grabbed it of course- me not being sensitive to racial jokes walked by them and said Shalom........... I always make sure when I buy anything it has the calories on it - cause I'm one of those idiots that when it doesn't have the calorie mark i psychologically think it has no calories, its kind of like the same as eating standing up or straight from the closet it doesn't really count as eating..............."man is fallen and life is filled with Disappointments"- that's an old quote used by the late baseball commissioner A Bartlett Giammati to describe the Failures of the Boston Red Sox - he died well before they won- I feel the same way when I watch the jets and fully expect to get screwed....................I love the Arab Paranoia In Saudi Arabia they found a giant Vulture with a GPS to track its flight from Tel Aviv U- Who Else can it be the Mossad of course................. We pray for the victims of  The Arizona Shooting that left 6 people dead including a nine year old and Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords who is fighting for her life -  The news media outlets are looking to connect the Shooting to the Tea Party or some right wing extremists which at this point there is none.........................

I dont get Queens,

 all that well, cause although its the borough the areas there aren't referred to as queens, NY but rather as Rego Park or Astoria NY Unlike in Brooklyn where everything is Brooklyn NY sucks for navigation system  waaaa...... My Meeting with AQ girl ( Astoria Queens Girl) was at a Greek Diner in Astoria . She was prettier in person and was very outgoing and open she had an interesting story and was attentive to mine  - after about 90 minutes we decided to call it a night - I walked her to her car she said to call her again, But a lot of girls say that and then don't answer the phone - we exchanged texts and i will call her again Sunday...... Another girl i met on line is away in Florida,we exchanged emails but beyond that i don't think anything will go further.................... On the Syrian home front after being busy with a lot of numbers in last month or so, Some girls i went out and some never materialized beyond the initial phone call ( one was the 7 minute call and one the call wasn't returned), Everything is pretty quiet now, I don't mind it at all ............

Thursday, January 6, 2011

A Special happy birthday Post.,

  to a mother of one of  the readers Happy birthday Mrs B......... MB and his Family have been nothing but good to me, His Sisters always set me up, to there credit all girls were pretty, They've been good friends to the store when i was in retail, Some teaching us proper Synagogue decorum, and of course being beaned by snowballs when it snows is always fun, the only negative to the family was that i got stuck playing on the same basketball Team as MB, not fun ..................... The last time there was a Jewish Miss America was when Jews were actually good in sports ( 1945 Bess Myserson) There maybe another one soon Here is an article in  the left wing Haaretz newspaper about a potential Jewish Miss America - shes hot with a great resume http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/will-the-next-miss-america-be-a-nice-jewish-girl-1.335197

After my landlord

          suggested i go out with this girl, and of course after saying how great she was he mentioned the name- I started  laughing and  said to him this girl hates me and told them of the disaster of a time that we had, Even he was laughing at me i wrote about her in a previous post TP(tow pound) girl......... I've resigned up back to The jdate thing again-The whole Syrian girl thing is not working out to well, I got another number but I'm going to hold off . I don't think these girls get me, again a lot of girls don't- I don't care what anyone says but  the crisis in the Ivory Coast, or the Sri lankins routing the Tamils is more interesting to me ( and its not) than Hadamas,or hearing how someone likes to sit on the beach,.... Im supposed to meet a new girl in queens tonight- She has a kid, but looks cute and seems nice after we spoke for about 30 minutes. I got a FB email from this girl In California -smoking hot here is what she says-
Angela Jose January 6 at 10:06am Report
Wow, You look so cool and i know that there is something special about you that i cant just figure out. Oops sorry i almost forgot, name's Angela Jose, i came across your profile while searching on this site, and saw you so decided to send you a message. . let me tell you a little about me,I consider myself to be laid back, just trying to enjoy myself. I have a lot of different interest, movies, music, knitting, and roller skating just to name a few. I love people from all different walks of life, as well as different backgrounds, and that's why I'm here. To meet new people. I think that's really cool. --------- The last girl told me that i looked so cool and was good looking was trying to get me to send her money-or needed a green card- She is a great speller though

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Peace With Honour

  is an interesting concept I've read about when it comes to dating, generally a first date should just be a basic meeting just to get to know the person- it works great for the guy and the girl, However the pressures of first or even second dates are much different so should you actually be going out somewhere and you see that either you or the girl are miserable, a new option is to retreat, just say this isn't working out too well there is no chemistry, it was really nice meeting, and I hope everything works out for you- I think the " peace with Honour" strategy is better suited than just having to watch one person who is completely miserable and with his or hers t'isha Be Av face, going through the agony of having to finish the date -everyone will feel much more better..................

The businessman Said,

"Assad has a lot of respect for the Jewish Religion- Syria is not Egypt or Jordan. The Syrians have a different Mentality- they want to do Business and Enjoy life... They Just want the Jews to see that the Syrian Govt Respects the Jewish Religion....... I hope this will be my last post on this topic, as i stated my Opinion on what I feel about the Repressive Syrian regime and people- This 35 year old Syrian Businessman(orignally from syria)  that accompanied the self serving Malcolm Hoenilein on a trip to Damascus to see some old Torah Scrolls and give legitimacy to the Syrian govt, is a douche bag and that's being kind - clearly he wants to forget how the Jews suffered in Syria, How they were murdered, Humiliated, confined to areas- The only thing that changed between Bashar Assad Regime and the Haffetz El Assad Regime there are no Jews Left. This is the same country that sponsors Hezbollah, is holding on to information about 3 missing Israeli P.O.W from the battle of Sultan Yacoub, and keeps reburying the Bones of the Spy Elie Cohen. I keep thinking at the wisdom of Begin, When he begged Golda Meir to Enter Damascus with Israeli Tanks and rescue Syrian Jewry During the Yom Kippur War.

Monday, January 3, 2011

A former coach,

I was an assistant for always focused at the positive things that happened during the game, For instance we got beat by about 30 on game, but he was congratulating a player for Scoring  his first varsity points. The Best thing that happened to me tonight was I found a parking spot by the restaurant and on the way home after dropping her off i avoided a garbage truck. I didn't get it, as to why she would want to go out again, sure the first time nothing bad happened, but as i stated in previous  post she didn't get me our conversation was at a minimal and she showed no interest. I picked her up - DM was witness to that, Tried to develop conversation on the way to the restaurant, which went so so - We  Found a spot right in front it was a little tight. She is A food Expert so she was contemplating back and forth on what to order- more conversation, She wasn't getting me at all - Truth be told i was Bored out of my ass hearing about her lost remote mystery or about her housekeeper talk- but that's the only thing i can get her to elaborate on and i was trying to build off that- I was relieved the food was good at least or at least she pretend it was, and We  focused on a car outside that wasn't parked well, which ticked her off - more conversation, She went to the ladies room three times, Looked like she was in agony i think i had a lot to contribute to that even though i don't know what i did. The last time she went to the bathroom she came back appx 16 minutes later- she saw one of her cousins she needed to help with a problem -Truth I didn't mind i read my emails and a lot of the Jerusalem post on line, i got the check with Dessert ........ The ride home for me wasn't awkward, but for her seemed that way, she was playing with her phone and with exceptions to me apologizing for missing the lights there was little conversation, I dropped her off Thanked her for a " nice Evening" hoped everything worked out with her cousin and a good rest of the night......... JD - the guy that would jump on the grenade to save the unit is still in the will, No Church on Sunday..................................

Sunday, January 2, 2011

The Giants are out of the,

 Playoffs, and as for me there will be church on Sunday - After a short conversation under five minutes-,JD Girl agreed to go out sometime this week, She had some stuff happening but shell let me know. This was one of these let me knows that can go on for a while, before shed let me know - but shortly after she let me know she was free tomorrow night- i make the same stupid joke i text back " let me check my schedule ( i know its cheesy but i cant help it) then texted her that i checked my schedule and ill pick her up at 700........ The Worst new Stat of the year is the NBA plus/ Minus Ratio it bears no indication on a players contribution to the game, and I hope it doesn't become a permanent stat.........................I watched a great Documentary on Gideon Hausner the attorney General of the State of Israel during the Eichmann trial- His opening remarks at the trial  are powerful and invoke emotion  - " he is representing six million sacrifices, There blood Screams, but there voices will not be heard, I will be for them a mouth piece"...........................

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Every New Years,

I get the same Emails and Read the same posts on how Jews were killed and Humiliated - I do feel Guilty when i read them - Not that I had some great options for Celebrations over past few years, but it has discouraged me to take part in the not so great options - The Gist of this article states if there was a "Hitler" day would you celebrate?