Trying to Play

  the game, I made Some Small Conversation with a Divorcee +2  from South Jersey. Their were several Mutual Friends and her Photos were appealing. Scheduled for Thursday, I called out a legitimate Under the weather, and asked for a rain check of which she messaged back  a dismayed OK. Communication Broke down, and it looked like the 46 Mile Trek down the Parkway, would not be happening. Fate Said otherwise, and we were all set for  Monday Night 800 PM at a Red bank Establishment. Waze Failed me, as the Address I had punched in off the Site, took me to a Funeral Home, Perhaps a Bad omen! She had me pull over to a close by Inn named after Revolutionary war Hero Molly Pitcher, and had me follow her to the place, only to find it closed for some odd reason or another. Plan B Was a few blocks down the road. We Exchanged Particulars once again, and nothing was held back. She resembled her photos and did not seem disappointed by mine. We Spoke of her passion for Horses, Gambling, Sex, Relationships. Life and Ex's She thought me uptight and encouraged me to drink beyond my one and one eighth Beer Limit. She was Keen on corrupting me, and I welcomed the challenge to some extent. Continuing to break bread over Pizza and Cheese, She mockingly accused me of wolfing down the pizza ( she used a different term, but i forgot it) She had a good point, but the slices were small, and I demonstrated for her on the next slice that it can all be done in Three Mini Bites minus the crust. Midway through conversation a gentleman with his girlfriend approached me and asked "if anyone ever told you , That you look like Robin Williams" The Comedian? Never, I asked the girls weather it was good or bad, The reply That he's dead, did not do much for my confidence. Chapping her Lips on the way out, She mentioned that even her mother wouldn't share chap stick with her, Because sometimes she gets sores. The thought it my head was " I guess we wont be making out then ". We left off in a cordial manner, Both knowing our personalities, Likes, Proximity, and religion levels were not exactly a match. What have I learned?  That it costs roughly $1500 a month to Maintain a Horse, and of course about Revolutionary war heroine the great Molly Pitcher........

Sandinista, Contras,

  Ortega, El Presidenete and  Great Boxing  champion Alexis Arguello? What is Nicaragua. Feeling the Need to get my feet wet , I Decided to get together with An early 40's, Jewess from the Central American Nation. Neither Heads of mine, nor heart were into the encounter, as we exchanged conversation over Mediterranean Salads at a Sheepshead Lounge and cafe. It felt Especially odd, and somewhat Perfidious to be out with someone else. I kept shifting the conversation from Personal to Political, and harbored on Past tragedies that befell  Her Motherland. Feeling Edgy, Anxious and  Sweaty, I Excused myself to the Restroom, Despite not having to go, She Graciously reached for her wallet, when the check came, of which I politely declined. Walking  her to her car, I Thanked her for a nice evening and meekly suggested it maybe fun to get together again, she seemed surprised and affirmed the Statement, Though we both really knew we wont. When she texted me later on, I guess I was the only one............T O P  L E S S is approaching 100,000 views on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0uOLggb21M&t=297s..............

Obstruction?

        Wasting time on a silly Dating App, With some frivolous conversation,  about Kale going mainstream, or some Silly laws of Attraction, It's Hard for me to accept my Failures of my last relationship. There have been some set up suggestions, that have been ignored, I'm Guessing more Time.....As Predicted my $4622 Bill from Returning my Car, Did not turn out well. The Shop Which I will not Name,but Rhymes with Ren and Bino,  did agree to Refund the Money I paid out for them to do Nothing and return my car with out even cleaning out my personals. My only regret is not having the foresight of getting everything in writing..........A little known Fact, The Bangles Hit " Eternal Flame" Was inspired by a visit the a Synagogue. Referencing the Ner Tamid. Susanna Hoffs is Jewish....... 25  years to the passing of Menachem Begin,.....