The Chekhov

rule states that If a gun appears on stage it has to be used  by the end of the play- Mr President the curtains.........Re Suckered into joining Jdate yet again I have not gotten to use my scare tactics lines on girls "Failure to reply to my emails will result in bad luck". So far just a Persian Girl from LA who promised to show me around the next and first time I am in LA.. Another observation Most of the Pretty girls happen to be Russian........Looking forward to the Honking, Double parking and Rudeness in general that was missed out during the summer......... Reader submits look a likes Syrian FM Walid Mualam and Ex Israeli DM And PM Ariel Sharon

.......But, I think its

 About Forgiveness Even if.......That's the Rosh Hashana Theme and with that Mission accomplished......I am Not very proud  to say that I ran into someone I once with out with and got towed , at The HT Wedding extravaganza, and was especially happy to see that she looked well let's leave it at that.....RE was having a blast and was happy that she was able to get a ride home. I ran into some people that I probably won't ever run into again not unless HT gets married again. I also terminally inexactitude my Hasidim Neighbor not being able to make his daughters wedding, and my Nose Bleeds to the Mets game at Shec Stadium well I ate those......Personally I am not worthy of ever representing a congregation in prayers, due to the fact that I am not especially relgious  My Question?? Should one who is a Cantor, Torah Reader, or have a religious Position in a shul be held to a higher standard regarding his actions and religion ? 

Concede The Day

    Upon embarking on an a Hunting trip.,If the ancient Vikings would come across a walrus they  would turn back at head home. As they saw it as a bad omen. Let's compare it to losing you're metro card. forgetting you're phone,  having to go Number Two, and the train closing in you're face all before 7:30 Waaaaa..President Obama Famous for saying  "Things will get a lot worse before they get better".........With  former Neighbor HT getting married Today, My clubbing days are officially over last time i missed out on 8 G's at the club. I will be attending the Wedding with the lovely RE, Mazal Tov.......The Great EEE is back, Thinking i was guliable he throws out a name of a girl that resemebles something like "Oliveblackcox"-( stern show) playing along I infurarated him untill i found out it was serious.  My track record with EEE girls has been the doughnut that is the hole part, and not that hole. It wasn't a total loss though I did get Heartburn and a severly cut Thumb Perhaps Murphy's law will play in on this one............

Look at the Doughnut,

 Not the Hole, some sage Business advice regarding going into something new. Driving to the Holy city one Is forced to make the un enviable decision between Shia or Sunni the Goethals or Outerbridge I chose Sunni. Leaving Saturday night I decided to pass on hanging out with RE and some of her friends  just to wishy washy for me with the "What do you want to do's or where do you want to go's and I'm just a bystander, but still another successful Shabbos.....Randomly I walked through union Square I couldn't resist the empty seat at the backgammon table set up on milk crates, A Haitian guy was sitting across me That I told him reminded me of a guy named Cecil from the old days in Bryant park -" I am cecil you idiot " and with that we played $3 a point as he has fallen on hard times. As horrible as I am, I can't imagine playing as poorly as him staking checkers and playing for the Double Six I took an Atrocious auto cube at the 8 level  on the last game for the action and got gammoned giving back my 9 point cushion and forfeiting $21 after a brief Two Hour session...........

The Apology,

was unnecessary, but it showed Reason and class. After practically ripping me a new one RRPG called me to say that she didn't mean to sound so harsh, Although i didn't agree with everything she said I thought it was fair, All the Best naaa............Four Mosquito bites were shot into Northern Israel, what the hell are the Israelis getting all uptight about.  Photo Courtesy of Qassam Rocket Hall of Fame, Sderot Israel......

Two and Half

 Weeks and the RRPG ( really really pretty girl) chapter has been closed.  With The guidance of Lilith and not foreseeing a future. We decided to pull the plug on what was at times an intense 17 days. Despite our  religious, cultural and activity differences we some how found great chemistry. It may have blind sided her and her main question was   "Why did you go out with me"? For starters "how can  i ignore you're email" then perhaps to much Lust in my heart, or perhaps to give it a shot.  She excoriated me some more, of which i wanted to respond by chose to by part of the "Insulted and not insultees, hearing my shame and not responding". Against the advice of many I did the wrong thing, History will be the Judge of that........ Finally some real official closure after almost Six Months, It made me content, in person to properly Express my Gratitude and appreciation to.......... Can't make this up Turkish premier RTE has blamed Israel for the Egyptian Coup, with PROOF, sounds logical coming from a man who has detained a "Spy Bird" with a Tel Aviv, Israel collar for over Three months accusing the Bird of being an Agent........

Friday night,

Lies were followed by a Russian style Melave Malaka. Not wanting to circumvent  the Rae rules , I informed the Rubins I was invited elsewhere for sabbath. That terminal inexactitude turned out to be true as BM insisted I come For Supper. I told him I could stay for only a few minutes as the Rubins were waiting, plus you can't pass on Rae's Famous chicken Soup. DM wouldn't shut up, and by that time dinner had ended. The plan would've worked to perfection except for BM running into Mr Rubin Sr........RRPG went all out for The Russian style Melave Malka it featured an array of delicacies and some fancy dessert. We were disturbed at what we were doing (and it wasn't that though), but the Post sabbath festive atmosphere continued, even though no Mitzvah were made.....Should it bother me that RRPG had something in common with Barack Obama, and  Reggie Jackson? (and it's not that their all African Americans)........ If I ever rejoin online dating I've come up with and ingenious way of getting girls into replying to my emails.........

Captain and Tenile

  reunited for a second go around. In an Exclusive to the OB. After being snubbed by Flatbush for lack of coaching experience Coach DM has been hired by Truck the David Dinkins of basketball coaching to Co- coach the JV and assist him on the varsity at the ultra orthodox school YDE. The Reunification of Jerusalem occurred in 67, Berlin in 89 and now this. They Have G0d on their side, but he isn't necessarily a basketball fan..........A quick note on the term co- coach I wish a linguist would probably define that term. My question is who makes last minute decisions, substitutions, defense changes etc. I reckon its more so of an inclusive title....Who am I to judge their is a young man selling water on the intersection of OP and ave O he wears a kippa and I always purchase a water from him, walking on Saturday I saw him selling water; no Kippa. Respek and big ups to him for doing Honest work, and give him the benefit of the doubt that he must really need to do that to provide Unquestionably not a Hillul Hashem in my mind, it reminded me of the story of Haredy woman forced to turn tricks as their Husbands are learning all day so that their babies and kids would have something to eat............

YASSAR

Arafat may his name be eradicated used to carry a notepad around every meeting and negotiation and try to have every detail Initialed.  With my credibility  questioned   dealing with Yemenites, Syrians, Haseedems and Arabs I have resorted to doing the Same, Seems like i always promise a price or something and then my memory is jaded. Can all those People Be Liars?  Not a chance..It Reminded me of the days of my youth going to clubs with a couple of friends. The Protocol dictates that we split up as to increase our individual chances of getting girls. With no Swagger or game I struck out, I like to blame it on not smoking the cigarettes  properly. My Friends Were Exalting at their Success but somehow kept misplacing all the numbers they got and the girls they were making out with Were always in the bathroom. I Should have carried a notebook back then too...............

The Russian

Language is growing on me.My pronunciations are another story.  Watching the Russian Dolls Show I slightly offended RRPG, Who in tune refereed to it as "Russian Bitches Show"... I do love my term of endearment JewBoy, and she's been nothing but extraordinarily sweet towards me for some reason likes me, could be the toothbrushes and lip balms. I like the fact that she thinks i work out too. Due to some Technicalities the progression is cautious.......Paying for something requires Decent service So how come when one crosses the GW Bridge or another crossing and the Traffic is halted due to construction and let's say takes you over an hour shouldn't one be compensated for the bad service?......... Happy 100th  To the  Great Menachem Begin,  a great quote to the NY Times on the West Bank  “You annex foreign territories, not your own country whose territories have been liberated. A Jew has every right to settle in the liberated territories of our Jewish homeland.”.........









 

Church On Sunday,

 Tuesday and Thursday. After an ambiguous first Date/ Meeting with RRPG( really really pretty girl),that resembled an Interview, Things have been developing at a rapid pace with a slightly major bump in the road and not the one you may think of.  She Flatters me in lots of ways,and with the way she dresses and is always looking lets just say WOW.  The Bump our vast religion levels- perhaps a little more than a bump But who knows?....I'm Guessing it's too early..........What are the odds that only two weddings i was invited to this year turn out to be on the same day Aug 27 Like a good guest i will send a gift and probably not attend....

Reliving

  the early days of Backgammon by gathering around Bryant Park with a lot of the old crew Watching a 2000 a point match, The great falafel was offering commentary and due to my Jinx factor i steered clear on betting. Plus 43 points later it really did feel like old times...........Stat of the day 214 steps in a Six minute speech for the "Pacing Rabbi"...... Knowing I was supposed to set up a day to go out with  QG (queens girl) I just ignored it  " Very classy on youre part"  -   "Huh, what'd I do- " are you kidding me good luck with things" I bid her good luck as well but still played the Stupid card. Having a PHD in Jdate profile writing she blasted me, and that was that On my part she was the one who intially canceled on me and then disappeared for two weeks.........Like The great JN Said upon  what took him so long to find his wife I didn't have GPS the laugh was priceless..... Reader Submits Look alike Palestinian strongman Mohamad Dahaln and the Pride of Saana Boaz

 

No Snow,

      
                Rain, Sleet and that other post office crap  would deter me from meeting up with RRPG( really really pretty girl). Stealing a page out of my book on how to cancel politely she asked if i can still make it with all Rain and stuff, if it was safe etc. then reconfirming several hours later my usual reply does a bird sh%it in the woods of course. True to form she was around Twenty minutes late but  looks wise lived up to the hype. Excusing her self to the ladies room  signaled for me the end of the evening but she forgot her shoal. Her facial Expressions were ambiguous and was hard to tell if she wanted to get the hell out of there or not. I lied to her telling her i wasn't hungry passing on a Steak Appetizer she got, not sure if I should have played the Kosher card. Either way the night ended early as she needed to get her car by 800. Walking through the pouring rain to her car I was her Knight in Shinning armor Holding up the Umbrella and her holding onto me,  My Reward getting to feel her Boob pressed against my elbow.She asked if i enjoyed that? very Much so.......... Church on Sunday........