The People Say,

 going to a see a Broadway Musical show should be like Halley's comet good enough to see once every 75 years or so. It was Shocking to see a full house 581 people stuffed into a crammed theatre to watch the Musical Ave Q- My recommendation is they should provide more leg room and wider seats for the first few rows. It made it real difficult to sleep. The Highlights of the Show Intermission, and when the cast took their bows. I have Eclipsed my quota for shows by the way as I was fortunate to sleep through the Fame Show Around Seven Years ago.....Out of Nine Summer Weekends I attended the Rubin Household an unprecedented 5 times that's a 55% show clearly making me eligible for the "Shnoora" Hall of fame.......Looking forward to help my parents unload their car from the Holy city- My Father maximizes every square inch of the car, implementing his "It has to fit"-policy, Should be Fun.......

If You a drive

     in a car with out air conditioning  and you're windows rolled up in a hot summer day would you lose weight.?.......According to sources not named Munster and EE it cost $200 for a 15 minute helicopter ride from South Jersey to the city, There are a lot better things i can think of that I would pay $200 for except that only lasts around 8 minutes.......On an 80 + Degree Day I tried the car Experiment Driving from Central Jersey to Wrong Island, sweating Profusely I lasted 30 minutes and 11 seconds before succumbing to the Air and windows, I don't think I lost weight.........This Wed I will be doing something That I have not done in over Seven Years, Nope it's no what You're thinking..........quitting a 3 a day Red Bull Habit hasn't been the easiest thing but so far so good it's been a week, the bad news of course my appetite is as ravenous as ever...... I'm Back on Red Bull

PLease Do Not

Read this content on Yom Shabbat and Yom Chag........Here is Why I hate Some Jews, After an El AL Computer glitch Tickets to the Jewish State were being Sold for 80% off regular price, I am Happy that these people were able to benefit off this glitch, But G0DD#%@it  No one wants to hear, How You Bought 87 Tickets for you're relatives and future babies Etc, My wish for them is them to be seated next to Big fat Smelly Haradeim and that the bathroom gets stuffed, but of course a safe flight........ Shuls generally allocate you a space around you're seat of roughly 2 x 2 , Which perhaps is a little tight,non the less sufficient and double the seat space and leg room of El Al . I Implore the Petitioners of the lord  to please stay in the confines of you're space and DO NOT pray with you're hands on someone else is seat, or Shake Excessively maybe you're neighbor would like to sit while he waits for the prayers to resume etc...... The Levi Aharon Yeshiva Chinese Auction time again Some of the potential winners Leah A. Zazel, Shara Moota, Ben Zona, Ian, Alla Abouk  Repeat customers Phil A. Sheeyo and Lou Stools..........

Every Breath You Take,

 confirm and confirm that's it not A$$ breath. When i was younger my father taught me a way of checking for bad breath deep breath into you're hand bottle it up and smell it. Ever since i have been following that advice religiously. With the improved technology,there are several bad breath apps that i subscribe to free of charge of course,i don't think they are very accurate, but none the less I pay close attention to them. A good peace of advice is people who live in glass houses shouldnt walk around naked, and always know that when a girl is reluctant to make out, and is dismissive - not to make assumptions just remember every breath you take.......A Reader Suggested we Replace World Leaders like they changes Coaches in Sports, Stupid Idea, but fun Experiment........ DM asks .How can the Knicks Possibly Fire Offensive Genius Mike D'anonti- Clearly His "Stand around, Dribble the ball to death, and then Shoot 3sss and get the offensive Rebound if you miss" offense  Has done wonders for Team USA as they're averaging well over 100 points with Eight minutes less of Game time.......

In espionage ,

Spies are instructed to carry with them cyanide pills should they ever get pinched, lately I have been carrying with me Imodium, cause The urge for Number Two has been coming to me in the most inauspicious situations, on dates, long drives etc..... The Times they are a changin, Why Would Team USA wear Red and The Russian White and Blue in an Olympic Volleyball match, I was rooting for the wrong team for over Five Minutes......USA Basketball is a Joke, Lithuania with two marginal NBA players and an aging Eureoleague star took the Americans  to the wire, They Ran the Same Screen and Roll play over and over again, I'll never get it........Play like a champion is the sign that Notra Dame taps on as they run onto the field before football games for inspiration, A good friend in honor of his wife donated a plaque at the Shaari Zion in her honor I won't say what it cost him but it rhymes with " jive mouthsand trollers".  Several of the congregants have began tapping the sign Truly inspirational.......