Washing her Hair

   Would have probably been a better option for both me and RMT( Red mint tea girl) for our Sat night, But none the less We managed to Squeeze an Alleged fun night.. The writing on the wall was immediate, not even almost immediate. Enthralled in a deep and intense conversation,( not with me ) she was trying to avert a "crisis" in her inner circle, I drove slowly and reminded her that it was a day of controversy as it was the 100th year anniversary of the assassination of Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand and his wife that Led to WWI. Good thing she cared, and when the conversation ended, I was briefed on the Turmoil and in the Usual King Solomon Wisdom I suggested to cut the Baby in Half.  My Jokes were bombing, but she was pleasant enough to ignore them . Thanks to the food coming out really really fast, the Mood Brightened , and we were able to " Break Bread" . She even  tried teaching me how use chopsticks, but that worked out as well as the Dancing. Gracious enough to recognize the effort she gave me Props, In all fairness my chopsticks were defective and the floor slippery. We shared some interesting stories on the ride home, though hers were better.Mine just consisted on how a couple of Israeli Girls stiffed me Money and I got nothing out of it. Their was no bridge this time, the last thing i need is more issues in the Syrian dating world. Not much was needed to say, as i think we both had that Perceptive understanding, It was a Fun night though...No Church on Sunday....... One last point   #hashtaggers are the biggest phonies, it's all about them............

No Holds Barred,

    the gloves were off, and the filter well never mind that. Picking up RMT ( Redmint Tea Girl) We got off to an inauspicious start, Exchanging the customary on the cheek kiss, She turned for the other, I turned away and a near Lagurdia collision ensued, but from then on it was anything goes. From end to end minus a brief 30 second "Awkward silence" test  neither of us shut up, We exchanged war stories. As an Ex Matchmaker. I told her about " Towgate" - " ohh That was you" . Apparently I made the community's worst daters list, but glad i didn't rank as high as the rapist and stalkers. My Sin of course was having the audacity of sending my date home in a cab. Incidentally that's one of her best friends, as well as a couple of other's i went out with, She didn't seem to mind, but then again... We were scheduled for  Thursday I panicked when asked what the occasion by the reservation dept - She seemed OK it with being awarded a Rohdes Scholarship  ( probably spelled wrong), but circumstances that had nothing to do with hair washing came up, and now COS is Sat Night for Now........

Will figure it out?

   has got to be the most disingenuous Phrase ever uttered when trying to make plans with someone. Currently Their are  at least Four will figure it outs for me, that I have figured out and Hope that the young or middle aged ladies from the other side have also figured out. The Prospects  are in Freehold, Great Neck, downtown Manhattan, and crown heights Brooklyn. None higher than Double AA though.......A Chance encounter at the Red Mint Tea at What seems like a Can't Miss, all I have to do is convince her to like me somewhat and we he a Potential First Ballot Hall of Famer. This one is all Figured out See you Saturday Night........Remember the Altalena 0621- Known to some as the Israeli Alamo..........

A little Strange

 But in the last month Three girls Canceled on me One due to a severe sprain,one due to a severe sprain, and one due to a severe sprain, Now had the sprain been in the same place on all three of them, i think i would take it personally. True to form I'm not chasing.......MG( Mooch sy girl) never happened, it was equated to a C student with Average SATS, spending Thousands of dollars on applying to a Harvard or Yale, and with Hashem being you're chance of getting in. The Syrian world is one of  Great Expectations and high demand. In short if you don't come with the cheese, don't come at all. Objectively speaking of course these girls are the Harvard and the Yale's of the Female species ,Their mothers would never lie. To paraphrase The great Karl Malone  When not voted to start in one all star game " I'f i Ain't starting, i'm Departing" (  AC Green of the Lakers was voted ahead of him, he is a good Christian though). Not sure how that quote Applies but really really wanted to crow bar that in...... Is being referred to as  " idiotically Brilliant"  a compliment or an Oxymoron ?.............

MARSH PT2

    After several cancellations, Me and MGii( Marsha part ii) finally got together at The Gramercy Hotel Bar. A Stickler for language, we were pleasantly surprised by a "Sudden Visitor" Munster. Suspicious to the situation, She accused me of setting this up Especially after Munster told her of How I saved his life from a guy Haim from Canarsie.  The Mood was light, with some accusations of looking at her Boobs several times." If you're gonna stare at my Tits, at least be inconspicuous about it".  It was Ritalin on Steroids, as we jumped from subject to subject based on a word or phrase. She was fascinated by my pre flight Diet, and the horrors of having to make doody on the plane, and even admitted to having to go herself on her flight back from Morocco She gave me tips for " Safe Houses" in the city where you can go " Gap and Banana Republic" among hotels and Department stores. Adamant against having sex with someone her friend slept well I assured her they're were no contraindications,That didn't Impress. None the less As Luck would have it I wasn't really into her. The Ten block drive to her home took a lot longer than expected but the silliness continued, She didn't dislike that I called her Marsha, but probably won't be calling her, I don't think she'll lose any sleep. What I learned was that Chicago is called the Windy city, not cause of the wind, but rather for the long winded people they produce. Another wards People that talk to much..................

Reform

 Judaism never appealed  to me so much, While spending the Evening with RRG( Religious Russian). With a personality of a Moth, Her disdain for the Reform, Highlighted the Conversation and she was adamant about ever dating someone like that; "it just simply wont work". The Small talk of divinity, interrupted the extensive water drinking and it never felt so good going to relieve myself ....#1 of course......Can Anyone imagine Hulk Hogan ever losing While wrestling In WWF in the 80s and 90s, Can anyone imagine the HEAT and LeBron James Losing to the Spurs for the NBE Title?.. Of course The Heat and Hulk will take some punches for the Suspense and Drama, But Just as Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Eliyahou Hanavi don't really ......... The NBE( national basketball Entertainment) It's Not real .

   

Don't Do Unto Others,

 As you would've not want done to you..........  The Good news PG ( Phalanges Girl) wasn't Busy, But Better plans for her came up and she was "Ughh So Sorry " We are Rescheduled for Never......Funny Thing was I was hoping for RRG ( Russian Religious girl) to cancel on me instead for tonight, As i too have better the plans the Hockey game, and of course I am a huge fan, and the Special on the 84 draft, But refused cause  agreements must be honored. I'm not exactly thrilled about schlepping to Queens, But she is Russian ohh and also religious. I Still refuse to go with the whats the worst that can happen attitude- The last time I thought that that's what happened. The Girl weighted more than me and was close to a foot shorter..........

when their is

 no door for opportunity to knock. Milton Berle says simple Just build one. A chance late night Saturday Conversation, With a really cute, pretty and personable young lady of similar background Should lead to us going out Tuesday The Good News is She's very responsive, the Bad of course what else BUSY..... Attending the Puertorican Parade solo made it a little difficult to utilize content in the proper way, I was way to scared to tell them my Joke of  "What's the difference between Select and Choose"?.  But did get to ask a what part of Mexico is Puerto rico? Thinking i was a foreigner they answered and laughed it off.....It's a little disturbing how  in a coalition government, No One Tows the company line and Threatens to bring down the Government. Not the Biggest Fan of Netanyahou,but he's still the Boss, Show Some loyalty or Just freaking Quit already ridiculous........ The answer to the riddle Select is to pick , and choose is what PuertoRicans wear on their Feet.......

What do you

 Have in mind ? Probably the hardest question to answer honestly when texting with a girl you're trying to set up a date . Of course get together for drinks that is, and after a short exchange me and RRG ( religious Russian girl) should be meeting up sometime Monday night. The good news again is she's Russian , seems sweet and not crazy busy, the not so good she's religious .......(a joke)......."bring back our girls" blablabla  people are all about themselves, outraged at this story, " can't are distraught " twitter, FB  phonies, the girls are still in captivity a$$wipes........Two years , no more why's why a really great girl went out with me ........A 49 year old emails me " you're very funny, which is usually a sign of intelligence and creativity. ok you got my curiosity about the story of the girl in jail in Israel my name xxx" " intelligent me for real"  she's very attractive and fit  and possible be recruiting me to be a client for her shrink business - the story apparently wasn't that great she never replied ........But

Rumor has it

    Obama Consulted with Nothinyahou on how to deal with negotiating with terrorists.....

THE FIRST WEEK OF

       June marks a lot of important dates in the Calendar.... 1982 Operation "Peace for The Gallile" - The war of  NO CHOICE that led to the resignation of  Menachem Begin...... 1981 Operation Opera- The destruction of the Iraqi Tammuz Reactor, I was fortunate to meet one of the Pilots Amos Yadlin........1967 Hail Mary Plan Operation Focus or  Moked and the Liberation and unification of Jerusalem. To My Arabian Friends a Happy NAQSA........ 1968 The Assassination of Robert Kennedy  By Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan.........My Sister and Sister in law's Birthdays for Security purposes I can't reveal their age.........And Operation Short Sleeves-  me getting free fancy shirts from my Brother, my only complaint i wish he was taller, that way the sleeves would reach beyond my wrists.......

 

 

 

           A Happy Pentecost to My Jewish Readers, We promise not to subjugate you  to the Same stupid Story......I have yet to call MG( Mooch's girl)  The Two Touchdown Spread is big, and also lost focus with Community girls, have to brush up on Dickens' " Great Expectations"

The Last Supper?

   Swearing that g0d Should Strike if I broke Bread at  the Restaurant  With the person whose Name Rhymes With Gooch. I was fully expecting to get it from g0d, Just unclear when, Just like a toddler takes baby steps I was chewing into my food ever so slowly for fear of the wrath of g0d. Despite a minor skirmish with the waiter, The Mooches were gracious and Mooch even fit the bill vowing he would get me back later of which I have no doubt he will...... The Sabbath is the main  reason TRG ( Three rivers girl) and I are History. We were further apart than The Arabs and Jews in the negotiations over it. We Exchanged Genuine Complementariness, and it maybe back to the USSR, or the Ukraine......... My Favorite people are the ones at shul that get all belligerent at shul when someone doesn't tow the line. Praying at the Sitt Shul the Hub for radicals, I didn't pay attention to the part of " Kedusha" where you're supposed to stand feet together. A Young man kept   Tcha'aTchaing me to get up, after a few seconds I Slowly rose and waited out the part. Shaking his head in a heavy accent he explains to me the significance of the " Kedusha", I didn't flinch or say a word, which seemed to further agitate the distinguished gentleman.........