Proverbs

 Says   "By Way of Deception you wage war" - How about Love - Would proverbs Condone Deceiving Girls to make Love?...... RE ( Real Estate girl) Suggested to Go against the flow and Stop frivolously Dating. A) It's Expensive  B) Time Consuming , She only goes out with people she feels have potential. " But how does she know"? The W Bush Syndrome G0d tells her of course.......With Jdate Expiring yup again. The 90th minute emails Have NOT gone out and the game has ended with another boring 0-0 tie.....The Pieces of the Berlin Wall that I bought On Ebay cost me $20, $19.99 and $15.99 respectively considering the wall extended over 87 Miles not really a bargain, but still History....... from Aug 21 2011I decided to really quit the online world  this time, but prior to that I got an email from a girl "tziporah" . her pictures looked good, and we exchanged a couple of texts before she suggested we meet up Sunday night. She Called me Sat night, and had a weird accent and everything in the conversation was weird. Truth i didn't understand 90% of  the stuff she said, fast forward to 1100 this morning, i was grateful to get a text that shes in a lot of pain due to her "period " and wants to postpone, Ill be "Away" for couple weeks so maybe when i get back. Two Weeks turned to  Two years cause not only did she WhatsApp me She send me some compromising photos, and asked if i was busting something. I am consulting with QB on how to Respond.............

66

 years ago The United Nations voted to partition Palestine. The vote went  33 yeas 13 nos 10 abstentions- immediately The region plunged into war Arab league chairman Mr  Pasha  was quoted - "This will be a war of extermination and a momentous massacre which will be spoken of like the Mongolian massacres"- Despite insurmountable odds, in a modern day miracle The Israelis prevailed.  On this date The  Dead Sea Scrolls were found, and the oldest Torah in Aleppo Syria was Burned some 200 pages of were preserved.........

After A

    Sort let down last night with Jdate Girl Whats Next. Perhaps BG?  I think I am losing my interest in hearing about the  Machu pichau, and what songs girls and their ex's sing their kids Though i must say the cleavage shot made it a lot more interesting. Dating is NOT EASY...... Is it that Important for a Star Athlete on Scholarship overseas to return home to finish his military service at a desk Job in logistics. Can Seton Hall guard Tom Maayan Represent Israel better as an Ambassador?..... After a Buzzer beater by QB to Beat Hot Sauce. A melee broke out between The Egyptian Phenom Hot Sauce and one of our players. my Journalistic instincts kicked in ( not like my basketball) and I began filming the Fracas.Thirty Seconds into my Report I was always attacked by Two thugs from the losing team cursing and threatening. Public Domain i can film where ever i want, The Fight over shadowed a brilliant performance by QB that including a tough baseline runner that clinched the win......." I'll Bury you, Where you Stand MothaF&^CKA".......

Dating is Hmmm

    Contacting a girl with an uncanny resemblance to an ex that Favorited me on line. We immediately hit it off on texts and their was excitement from my end to meet up. She was bubbly, perky, and hungry and Looked more the Ex in person. Her originality and quirkiness impressed me among-est other things. I asked and listened a lot. Things got a tad slow listening, but I am really good at looking interested which i was just not so much the story. I drove her home and she asked i text her when i get in, She passed the test. "With the holidays and schedules will figure out when to get together next"...... No Church on Sunday......... The Question of the Post to Call or not to call BG( Bubbly Girl). Her people contacted me saying it's a go from her end despite leaving me hanging.........After the Iran Deal, it's amusing to hear the wrestling chant of the Iron Sheik from the 80s  " Iran Number One Russian number Two USA tuuuu (spit). Looks like he may have been a lil ahead of his time.............

TOP TEN AND MORE

 TOP TEN GREAT THINGS ABOUT ISRAEL.......

10.) The Rowdy and  vociferous clapping when the wheels touch down at Ben Gurion  
 9.)  Black Tie Events Include Jeans and Sneakers 
 8.)You Never have to worry about Cursing at any Venue TV/ Radio/ Events/ Weddings etc All Are uncensored in Hebrew English and Arabic
7.) EHHHH EHHHH  EHHHHH EHHHHH
6.) The Strip Clubs have Mezuzot 
5.) You can wear White Gym Socks with suits or anything else and not have to worry about fitting in 
4.) You Can pretty much pee where ever you want 
3.) Israeli Scalpers are really Really honest 
2.) Being Bar Mitzvah Entitles you the right to buy Cigarettes, Beer and Porn 
1.) Home To the Worlds Greatest outdoor Party 


Some others that didn't crack the top ten include:

 1.The Free Hotel Breakfast 
 2. The everything that has hebrew writing is Kosher
 3. That all People that inch up on lines are Israeli, but not all Israelis are line incher uppers
 4. that the haradeem can watch porn at the internet cafe 
 5. The bs  terms of endearment Kapara, neshama, etc..
 6.  you don't need to tip
 7. The lotto and cell phones have a Kosher certificate
 8. 

Why the H

 would someone sleep with a broken glass under their  mattress ? You never ask questions when g0d's supposed to be on you're side.......Alkoa presents you make the call - do you give a matchmaker with a lot of resources a friends numbers with out his permission?....... The Officers at The Big Jelly Organization decided to turn the company into The Big Jelly Foundation. We Supply money for meat at Rosh Hashana cause we know how it is. Help other People fly in relatives with Airline Tickets. Accept Bounced Checks, Supply down payments for a condo in the Dominican Repubulics. Provide Gratis Health and Beauty products for Friends and relatives abroad. Free Give a ways for Products deemed by the consumer as "It wont sell anyways"  and new the Museum Policy of Suggested Donation for whatever products that can sell...... The Right call was Not to give out the Number, the Prayer for Bad things is working on me, similarly to the sanctions on IRAN..........

Thanks to my date

with Mom Jeans girl that I Saw The Lesbian That looked like Jack Sikma The Stone Rose Lounge  in the Time Warner Building has become my go to First date place. The View is Extraordinaire both the indoor and out. The Great news first. She was on time, She looked like her photos, and she had some sort of Job in Dimona, while serving in the IDF... Of course she was no Mordechai Vananu and didn't leak out any secrets that she may or may not of had ;Typical Israeli Ambiguity. I felt like we had a great one time conversation from politics ( shes lefty of course we vehemently disagreed on Rabin) to the Single life in NY. I found her to be uniquely confident and  really set in her ways and loosened up completely when I felt I didn't need to Impress, Maybe Something good will happen, Maybe was NO. She felt nostalgic when I played The Revivo Project Shabbat Songs and was amused how i articulated my Profane Arabic curses in the car ride  home to "Ells Kitchen".... Call me crazy I thought their was something, not where you may think, but really. Seemed too difficult to continue though Looks like I will be placing a call to LG ( Lilith's Girl)........

Misunderstandings?

  A Text from BG (Bubbly Girl) People. " Whatever happened, did you go out"? Nope I explained the situation of her being Busty and all . " So why not try again? She had a show...... . We never tried, I wasn't the one who chose not to contact her, and If someone doesn't want to go out I Respek...A the BG Chapter has ended.......Another Text from PSNG( pretty Sooo Nice girl) people. To summarize she said were in Different places and  she suggested to  read the faith based Book " Garden of Emunha"  . Still pondering weather to go out again what the hell did Two different places mean again?........Lilith who has by chance made Three matches and is well on her way to heaven Suggested that I call This girl whom she say's is great for me and vice verse. How does she know ? I'm going to wait it out due to the fact that I am meeting up with the Lovely young lady from the eternal and indivisible capital of the Jewish People.......

The anxiety

To make that initial call to a girl, is only superseded by the anxiety to call to tell her that things are not working out. For myself I generally take the preemptive approach, and sense when a girl wants to get rid of me.( it happens a lot ). After two dates and one dead car battery date. Some would say Cowardly I  texted DI( divine intervention girl) that I really enjoyed my time with her, but feel like we're on two different paths, and hoped that everything works out for her. She shared my sentiment of confusion as to what the hell I was talking about. she bailed me out by asking if I didn't feel a connection - " there was, but not necessarily the connection to continue on and I didn't that was fair" - it was classically ambiguous. It satisfied me that she didn't feel badly and wished her " behatzlacha" I am not good at the phony " I think you're. Terrific girl blablabla  and the spurious All The Best.......The last time I met up with an Israeli girl that lived in "Ells kitchen" tempers flaired over Judeah and Samaria being occupied or liberated territory. This time should be different she's from the capital, Moroccan, And from the land of Flowing milk and hopefully Honey too......

"Can We make it 830 tonight Running late?"

Sure, i don't think i have much choice. Telling her my parking trick on Monday was probably not the smartest thing.( you make believe you missed the place to get a couple of extra driving around blocks to find a spot) We did find parking of equal distance to a parking lot, I just didn't pay attention to where in the confusing streets of the West Village. Dinner was an experiment, but we seemed to do well with the corn dishes, Dessert was a disaster and we lamented at the fact that we saved calories. We continued to burn some extra calories looking for the car afterwards especially with the fact she was very cold. According to an Aunt you should promise a donation to charity on condition you find what you're looking for in 5 minute time frame.  I Pledged Twenty dollars to charity should we find the car,  Two Minutes later the car appeared. What did I learn,? Park in a lot next time. Staying consistent I took the Bridge home Just seemed like the logical route with less traffic than the tunnel . A double Faux Pas in the world of Syrian Dating. Some   Good conversation and  Chemistry, But probably not enough to sustain - Back to  Jdate ( for her too)  and No Church on Sunday...........

The DIvine,

 may not know what he's talking about. Texting back and forth with DI (Divine int girl) I happened by chance to be near her work yesterday and offered a ride, Plus Coffee and a chocolate chunk cookie. Once again I proved to be a Knight in Shining armor, sans the Boobage and fact that my car wouldn't start. We fiddled with the key and she studied the manual to no avail. Seemed like DeJa Vu, except this time I insisted she go home as she had to get to her kids and yoga. She was gonna stay, but i was adamant. Problem Resolved as roadside showed one hour twenty minutes later. My Ex once told me " The Road to Hell is paved with good intentions" - Making a lot of sense.......A couple weeks ago i went out with a really "Sooo"   nice girl turned out we were in  "2 different places"...." but she liked you" Huh for real i would have gone out with her again.......

The DIvine,

Seems to know what he's talking about. Enthusiastically, I went to pick up DI( Divine intervention Girl) figuring for the usual pass the time formalities style date. I't pleasantly surprised that she was prettier than i thought, worldly Knowledgeable, Fun personality, attentive and understood me. From my Bathroom habits, to dating patterns, to Every day life philosophy and our conversation bordered from the absurd to world events. We pretty much closed the restaurant alongside a haradei couple who according to her observation seemed to be having way to much of a good time slurping  up their Souffle. We exchanged theories as to why they were so Happy. Hinting for a Second date, I caught myself remembering from previous relationship to be Direct and tell Woman what I wanted and asked her out again. Their will be Church on Sunday......Hating the person I have become from Online dating I have officially closed up shop. Ignoring Emails, taking numbers and not calling, Exchanging conversations, and then just ignoring. I'm not a good Person.........Refusing to let the terrorists win, I returned to the court. The Results were much of the same   it's hard to play with heartless,Gutless players who KNOW everything. My Minutes were limited, but effective with Stats that do NOT appear in the box score....

Ill Ask Again

WHY DOES EVERY GIRL I GO OUT WITH SHOW UP LATE? SYGGR( Syrian girl gone rouge) texted me shed be about Twenty minutes late, which left me flirting with the idea to drop a deuce at Starbucks, The situation wasn't critical so I passed. Once she showed she was on Fire, She reminded me of a Kathy Griffin with bigger boobs. Sitting at a Lounge in Bay ridge our conversation was unfiltered and we pondered the fact of how the hell did two people that went to MD meet on Plentyoffish. Things got crazier when she told me she worked with her Ex In Curacao for a sports website being run by poker ace Abe. Her food was taking a while to come, and I mentioned its coming with the Moshiach, but she dropped the bombshell that he was a Hoax and wasn't coming. How can that be after all the songs and prayers?  She was adamant  No Moshaich . I was thoroughly impressed by her SAT Scores and the fact that she was valedictorian, and was embarrassed to tell her that she beat me by over 500 points .She had a keen way of utilizing big words with a heavy dosage of Profanity, like Emily Dickenson combined with the wrestler Chynna .She was fun and outgoing and when the yawning started playing  a major role in the conversation It signaled closing time. I called Abe and he remembered her as pretty, pretty smart and her husband having a high pitched voice"... Our interests seem continents apart my love for the Jewish State and hers  for the Machu Pichua in Peru. No church on Sunday............

Never in my Life,

  did I not want to win anything as badly as the night of the Fundraiser for the Young kid that was killed from Allergies. Not thinking they were going to call out the names in front of the whole crowd, it petrified me to think that SHARA MOOTA, MARY CONE, PHIL A. SHEEYO or LEAH A. ZAZEL would win. Thank g0d they didn't... I ran into DIG( divine intervention girl) while walking to shul, she was jogging I knew I was late cause she caught me a couple blocks further than when i saw her last week, She delayed her jog to walk with me a couple blocks, and i apologized for not bringing her water of which she was glad cause then she would have to PEE and carry the bottle also... Were still on for Monday night...........

peanut Allergies

  are very important to learn about. Attending a Fundraising game for a Young Kid that Died from it, Between my brother's 8th grade team and the local Y team. I was forced to get into the action not for my knowledge of Allergies but to referee the game. I worked a relatively clean first quarter I wish I could have gotten to do The larry major Trademark of pointing one way and calling in the other and of course the Earl T. Strom "AND ONE "........Breaking News The Divine Intervened again when "Was looking forward to hearing from you this week what happened? Also did I almost literally run into u on OP Saturday, That would have been awkward" - The answer was Ohh Sorry I was away couple days, would love to get together this week - yeah I thought so too haha" ..... Long story Short See you on Monday Night......Not allowing the Terrorists to win I will be returning to the court This Tuesday back to leagues with Team QB, hopefully they'll trade, but one thing's for certain My game will speak for itself  and  I'll be sure that they will be forced to have someone  else be good on their bench....

In order for

online dating  to work you A) have to work at it  B) Sell yourself real well. Not living up to the expectations of the lovely woman of JDATE I closed up shop to play around with PlentyofFish. The only not so good thing about POF is majority of the fish are Shell Fish but again But..... My Profile reads
 "isn't really for me determine what kind of person i am- but my grandmother insisted i was handsome and i know shed never lie to me. Facts are that I am a half a fame candidate in being on time and girls compliment me on being organized for a guy and insist that's as important as being rich and good looking. I pronounce silent letters, am fluent in foreign language profanity ( helps during driving)my spelling is atrocious, and was gonna convert to Islam but allah wouldn't advance me on the 72 virgins so i remained a Jew. My affinity for the obscure allows me to attend all kinds of functions that i probably shouldn't be at. I love using old people words like valise, and always administer a courtesy flush".  I am still yet to be emailed for my photos.....With Limited options I asked a member of the Tribe what she looks for in a guy. Taller than me, Smart, Funny, and not an A$$hole- She settled for Two definite out of the Four and we should be getting together Sat night. I may have known of her from Before.... What the hell is SapioSexual? sounds really good but I wasn't enough of it to garner a response from one of the Prettier girls I found on the site.. What have I learned thus far? probably the same thing I learned before from this site that Voluminous girls really love cuddling.....

After Long hours

of tedious negotiations I finally was able to Secure a GET  or unconditional Release from the disastrous marriage to Team Queens-bridge  and am Free to Sign with another team. I wish them all the best in Finding someone who they need to be " good on their bench"......11.5.90 Al Queda Kills it's first victim on US Soil R' Meir Kahana at midtown hotel. A future winner of the Good Character award at MDHS was ecstatic thinking it was the principal Abraham M. A distant relative........Same yearly Joke What's the Best day in China Town? Of course that being ERECTION day, The forecast for the next Four Years in NYC Cloudy, Rainy,Muggy,Humid etc.. In Short Mayoral Elect De'Blassio will make Bloomberg look like a Sunday School Teacher.............

Not to sound

  Mean but the only thing me and a young lady that emailed me have in common is that we both weigh over 200 lbs except shes 5.2 and i'm 5.11 or 5.10 and half cause i slouch due to my insecurity (re- Howard stern)...... Another Great Idea A Restaurant Called SHABBAT where secular  and non Jews  can experience a traditional Shabbat meal during the week with different Ethnic Shabbat menus from ( Ashkenazim to all the Middle Eastern Cuisine depending on the theme) with the whole Friday night Atmosphere, just during the week..........PSNG( pretty so nice girl from Sephlink) I must say was really as nice as described. Due to the West coast time Start we stayed locally at Cafe K. Despite probably having 0.0 in common the conversation streamed from background to religion to kids to relationship failures and our sentences always ended off with that same generic ending of " yeah its a good thing" or something along those lines. She matched my passion for Food and we pretty much closed the restaurant. The Usual get home safe after dropping her off and Church on Sunday their will not be.........I offered to meet up with Scandinavian CUFIG( christian united for Israel) on Sunday,or anytime this week She said She'll get back to me.........BG(Bubbly Girl) texted that due to  the unfortunate news of a death in her extended family, this week wont be working out well for her. God gave God took  away... I offered my condolences and told her no worries whenever is good...........The Divine intervention  where the Young lady i was supposed to call from a while ago found me online, is not looking like it will happen. We exchanged some texts, but in all likelihood both fell out of the situation.. And just like that I am not Busy again..........

"I am from the Sudan

    and I don't give a damn"- My Brother Mohammad famous words regarding his dating strategy. Never fold any hands. Should make for a very busy week...... A text from another Sephlink contact with a photo " Interested"? - She's pretty Sure, naturally I submitted my photo for approval. " Please call her shes soooooo Nice........I forgot how difficult the initial calls to ask girls out was. Falling a sleep early Thursday night i was forced to scramble and call BG( Bubbly girl from Sephlink) Friday afternoon with out preparing I left a semi- odd incoherent inarticulate message asking if she was the one singing on her Voice mail Something tells me i wont be hearing from her........Following that up with a call to PSNG( pretty soooo nice Seph link girl) that conversation went relatively smooth, she was alarmed that i told her i sold drugs at one point of course at the pharmaceutical level.......Resigning to Jdate brought some interesting Messages:  " Hey... You look very familiar... are u the guy Frieda and Rita tried to set me up with that never called?.....you seem pretty cool.. perhaps you'll consider ?:) -" hey How are you- thank you, pretty photos I remember but their was some sort of mix up - Sure would love to".  I never called because, because,  because something really did come up. Divine intervention that she found me here?........ A Scandinavian girl emails me asking if i need money? Is this a Trick Question ? Nope you're age search is 29-73 -A fascinating conversation in sued about her passion for Israel and fetish for Israeli guys, We were supposed to meet up for drinks tonight, but exchanged it for an early brunch  She told me to text her after Joel Osteen tomorrow. She's a Christian united for Israel.....