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     I should I be offended to being refereed to as a " Big Yahoodi" from my Pakistani contemporaries at Humdrad Pharmacy who I sell I think they think I'm a big Jew Jewish Wise that is, I drive them nuts also...... I feel bad for a sucker that thought he was buying $10 Bootleg home made Halabi Chocolate and got stuck paying $60 for it, The Silver lining of course being that It got stuck to the tin foil and saved me  thousands of unnecessary calories... Again I mentioned this before I'm pushing 40 and still getting smacked around in shul  by the older people that used to smack me around when I was ten  the policy of havalaga has prevented me from striking back...  Insensitive or Stupid why would a white guy send Flowers to his White girlfriend for black history month...... Perhaps a superstition, but my Tefilin haven't been checked in a long time, I'd hate to imagine that their is something wrong.  My Streak of 26  years and seven months is on the line, I hope I wont need to vacate it with G0d, Kind of like someone like Lance Armstrong having to vacate his Tour De France titles..... Pending testing Results Congratulations to EEE on finishing the 13.1 Mile Marathon in 158 Minutes a 12.06 minute mile average, what makes this feet most extraordinary is was done with his Trademark 1984 short Shorts.....

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 Picture away ", I am hopeful it's temporary......The Bakery near my work I reckon Serves up some delicious delicacies my Hasedeem Neighbors Frequent the Bakery and resurface around an Hour later or so, I have never had anything at this Bakery.....Not sure if this is supposed to bother or not, but someone who's collects for an organization  i know was a little boastful of the Semi Expensive hotel he stayed at at the Holy Land, I guess he is entitled to vacation also......RIP Surgeon General C Everett Koop  four out Five People are gonna Die http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhEovf-Jyo4.......... Special Respek to JP a new reader  The Pride of Gedola, Shaari, Taryag  etc  along with Swee Pea Lloyd Daniels are the only people to have their numbers retire by Three different High Schools. JP also holds the distinction for being thrown out of the center more times than anyone, most notably when Harlod Katz chased him out with his crutches, Yours truly is a distant second with Two Ejections...... Mazal Tov to my nephew on his barmitzva, But with all due respek the MVP of the occasion was Man Voice Lady, despite her advanced age,  the testosterone was on blast. It was also good I passed on the speech I wrote up..... 17 years to the Jerusalem no 18 Bus Bombing that claimed 26 lives I guess Rabbi Ovadia was right by directing his party to stay in the coalition and proceed with the Peace Accords Pikuach Nefesh?

"SanwichGate"......

  Me, and My father have been attending Shiva Prayer Services for my Brother in laws Uncle gd rest his foul. Every Day at the breakfast my father makes and  wraps up a small sanwich to go.  Not realizing one day he forgot the sandwich An Instant Alert on the Halabi News Wire the Headline scream Assad Massacre continue and Shemuel didn't take sandwich reasons Unknown. The Phones were ringing demanding An exclusive from His relatives as to Why "Shemuel didnt take sanwich","Why he forgot Sanwich"  "He don't like sanwich" etc.. My father simply forgot, Their is a staff that follows up to make sure it wont happen again, I Hid his sandwich in one of the draws in the house, But for the sake of Sanity took it out, Would have been Scandalous if that were to be found later........An Aleppo Custom is that you don't go an actual Burial if you're parents are still alive......Everyone was Yelling at my father for Making the Tizzduk Hadin or justification of the law before Arbit, the Law is That you do not make it after sunset, and the reason why it's done after Maariv in the later months is............