Why are there more Apples,

   Than Jacks in the cereal?.....  A little worried I haven't received my annual phone call from my life Insurance agent, She usually calls to check up on me to make sure i didn't cash in on the policy........I may attend a New years Party this year,despite the fact that they used to celebrate by killing Jews....... Buying shoes has got to be one of the all time worst things for me to do, most shoes look a like the ones that are cheap must be cheap for a reason the ones  that are expensive look the same as the cheap ones, and the people at the store are happy with my selection cause that's the ones they want to get rid of, the lesson to you if you're in a relationship maintain it and keep it all costs until you get shoes and afterwards is afterwards....Why do stores keep shirts in boxes, where you have to open the box to  see the shirt?....... Two Numbers one all the way out in Lawwwn Island, with an accent to match, we just spoke once i never called her back, and the other with Big brains in  Staten Island  I haven't called her yet......Time to Quit this Nonsense probably But Wait...........

G0d Give us Memories,

So we can have roses in December...... After a pretty miserable couple of weeks, I decided to check out the online scene once again- A lot of familiar faces, and my profile is still ridiculous, i haven't hit yet, but got a few hits not all that flattering, but not too bad either, will update should anything come to fruition....... She is looking for someone whose Tall, Dark, and Handsome, Not too Dark I joked She X'ed  me out Second time I've been accused of being racialist on this site.....The "Sallah Shabati" Israeli Movie about  immigrant life in  transition camps  is a classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ5ZjGpksI4........ Good News EE will be back, his Priceless advise and concoctions of koolaide mixes have been greatly missed here........According to Schedule, a Third Intifada Will come around late June 2013, in  " Uncle Rocky" conspiracy theory fashion This occurs roughly every Thirteen years the first in Dec 1987 The Second in Sept 2000 The Third?...........

Sometimes Love, Just Ain't

   enough...... Not terribly excited  about Selling my Apt. Its going roughly for cost, minus some fees and Taxes, and of course a $1400 bill to fix the heat the good news is I get to remove RE from my will I had her as the sole Representative to sell the place in any event something should happen to me...... Pacta Sundt Servenda I still have obligations should i ever win the lotto, but agreements must be honored....... "Do they Know its Christmas time" will always and forever  be relevant......Cost price = Free when it comes to friends and Family....Sad, Surprised! to See former Israeli Chief Rabbi Bakashi Doron Get indicted on Fraud apparently he was signing off "Rabbinate Certificates" to those that didn't merit it thus enabling them higher state Salaries......Speaking of Religion I find it slightly weird  praying at the Sitt Shul which again is like our version of the Atlantic Ave Mosque that some or a lot depending on how you count  Kids wearing Black Hats Seldom pray and talk in the back, Im usually late and pray in the back that's how I know........

  

In Syria There is NO mention,

of the Six Day war, If you we're to look at archives dating back to that time, I think they say that some Shylock's Purchased the Golan Heights, rather than the Israelis Routing them........G0d works in mysterious ways Walking home on a Friday I was mimicking a Rabbi Cousin of mine of which I am proud to say I do a great imitation, Ten Minutes into the Mimicking  I Run right into him, he told me he's my Best friend cause he cares about my Soul...... A reader submits  Should a Rabbi comment on a Scantily dressed Cashier and offer her $10 big ones to purchase a sweater from Conway's or should he refrain from looking at her?.......Props to the Jews that wish People a "Chag Samech " On Xmas........I don't think I ever want to visit Australia I heard it sucks .......Watching my 7th grade Nephews Basketball game, I was shocked to see kids that age being able to master all kinds of zones Impressive?.......A Pseudo Aunt  Asked me why I didn't tell her I was going to the Zionist State? I told her the truth cause I didn't want to Schlep a Valise for an A$$$hole like you or any one else......The Barclay's Center is really Nice, But ill be damned if ever pay 400 big ones to sit Five rows up, The Tickets were free but came with a bunch of kids, We ate in retail Value of food $187 not bad.......