Thank you, but

No Thank you....I was asked to be on Assistant on the JV Basketball team at a School Will call CHS. Not wanting to commit, I replied "I was asked by the coach to help out here and there", and Thanked them for the offer. In a Stunning twist of Event after the Game last night in which I sat on the bench for the first time in 7 years, The Coach was relieved of his duties, with that "it's not working out" Reasons. The Team lost pretty badly, and it left me wondering had the team performed better this game was that enough to save his Job; (wayne fontes style**) Doubtful. What was weird was that before the game the Athletic Director came over, very cordial and asked to see us after the game, which leads me to believe that the writing may have been on the wall before. For the record I support the coach, under all circumstances and despite not agreeing with him on everything would never undermine his coaching abilities and told him when i disagreed with him in the context of the game. I assured the coach that, although highly doubtful, I would never accept any coaching position - I Am No TODD BOZEMAN..............* correction I inadvertently put UN Partition date as 11-27 it should be 11-29 My apologies to the 3 readers

* Bozeman was an asst coach at cal who led a players revolt against the Coach Lou Campeneli during the early to mid 90s forcing him out ( the star player for cal at that time Jason Kidd)....
** Fontes used to coach the Detroit Lions in the 90s and every year the Lions used to win just eneough games to help save his job

Going Fishing,

At a suggestion from my friend Turk I joined a website called Plentyoffish.com. How much worse can dating get. Turk is a computer Expert who cleans computers of porn, most noticeably his Imam's, He told him it was Haram, the Imam told him to shut up. I am getting some Emails but refuse to succumb to one of my dating rules of not dating anyone who weighs more than me......... I met up with The worlds self proclaimed Greatest Backgammon player Falafel (he got the name for eating falafel everyday while being homeless in NYC)- I watched him and his protege play Abe backgammon, Abe lost 8 points. From past experiences i knew not to bet on Abe I hold the distinction of being the only person ever to bet on Abe over an extensive period of time and go broke, he became an enormous success, I did get his Mezuzot as a consolation prize ...........No Deal -the lady that set me up with Deal girl wants me to try again- " maybe she was nervous"- the Click just wasn't there.......... Here is a link to the  Israeli  Documentary on Falafel  its about five  ten minute segments .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stwDttkN6VY-

Partition ?

  64 Years to the UN Vote on the Status of the British Mandate Palestine..... Today's Poll Question Whats worse Black Friday Shoppers  or Simchat Torah Revelers?......... If you see something say something, I saw a tote bag from the Arts foundation of Cape Cod In the middle of Park Ave, I walked by it  along with a bunch of people, Then decided to pick it up and shake it, I looked inside nothing suspicious, and after all it was from an arts foundation, I Didn't Say something just moved it to the side...... For Sale 3 Mezzuzot from a Rich Persons apartment, he moved and was going to throw them out, not unless he saw me Starting Bid TBA. Segulah for Wealth...... The Panama Project is Officially over, I'm In NBA Season as far as dating...... Speaking of the NBA, I could care less that this third rate game is back, Its nothing more than Entertainment Much Like WWF wrestling..............

The Old Thanksgiving Sitcom

           Shows were always great for me I  Especially liked  The Cosby Show, and how it was a big deal  who would carve the Turkey. The Funny Thing I never even thought about was why didn't any of the Cosby Kids look alike and why were they a different shade of Black?......I was Thankful to play basketball  today for the first time in a while, I was Thankful that  I had someone whose around 5.5 135 lbs guarding me in the post, I was not Thankful  that I not only didn't touch the ball, but didn't even get a look....I did almost get into a couple fights, one back screening an unsuspecting player that i actually leveled, he wanted to charge at me, I told him this first lesson is free, next time he's going to have to pay money, I am willing to bet hell never ever put his down on a screen for the rest of his life. The Other I was late to help and gave a little extra shove, Kind of like a don't come into the lane statement with out hurting him, He cursed at me, but it didn't escalate....In some respects I can say I am back.........

Probably a Lose, Lose,

lose, Situation. I met up with Panama last night and after dropping her home from  the Harold and Kuhmar movie. I assessed the above situation as LLL... and here's why? Scenario A) A relationship develops, but she goes back home in a couple weeks and Long distance does NOT work these days B) She is not the type of girl as one Source puts it whom " you can slip the Salami " too  so Action is out of the question  C) Keep going out with minuscule chances of choice A happening and no chance of choice B happening but spending Money. The reality is this If a girl is into you, she wouldn't come up with any excuses ( i.e go slow, not ready, washing her hair etc..) to push you away, I know cause sometimes i do the same thing ( never the hair excuse- the surgery was a failure).. The Next play is no play.....

The Three Most,

 controversial Numbers in recent history. Happy 44th to Resolution 242 aimed at guiding negotiations for an Arab-Israeli peace settlement ......Any body here seen my old friend John? 48 years to the Kennedy Assassination......Hows this for Cheesy FB Status "nothing lasts forever even cold November Rain ".........I may have indirectly caused an accident and feel horrible about it - A friend called me from car phone Blue tooth driving down West Side Highway, he was talking about directions and mentioned FDR North - and I told him not to go that way, cause i forgot he was on West Side Highway, his car hit the median or whatever they call that and his bumper fell off, amongst other minor dents to the tire rims etc..I feel like I should contribute something to the accident.....Panama Was supposed to let me know of her Schedule, She never did, against my own advice I sent the "apologetic" text - I'll see her tonight.........

Occupied V. Liberated......

   Was the main event, for tonight's Meeting up with  Israeli girl from Online.Speaking for myself, from the start there wasn't any attraction, her pics looked better than her in real life, But what the hell, why not have a nice night whats the worse that can happen? The Second our discussion focused on the middle east the fireworks started - I asked her where she served- She said in the occupied territories i interjected and said don't you mean liberated- She adamantly replied occupied, I replied according to whom. She didn't like that i refereed to Shimon Peres as the founding father of the settlements (Sebasatia). We agreed that we both didn't like Bibi, but for different reasons and the second i disagreed with her on the Shalit and much worse on the  Grapel Deal the S%it hit the fan - I couldn't even make my argument, she filibustered through the whole segment of conversation, she was loud and belligerent, and of course no offense to Israelis  knew every thing ( she insisted also that the "brave Jordian soldier that killed 7 Israeli girls was not in "isle of peace"  somewhere by Jordan valley but Ramalla) In any event  had she been hot i could have dealt with it. No Church on Sunday ever.............

The Motion Offense

  I tried to teach last night at the practice i attended, compares to someone ordering a Pizza, but telling them to hold the cheese and hold the sauce, in a nut shell an Offense that requires No Screens or Movement - as one of the kids put it "why do we need to do that" - I started  Explaining and then decided  to tell the kid that he was right. Maybe i could have been more encouraging, rather than play basketball telling them to stick to learning Torah or Chazanoot, or suggesting they would be stoned in Biblical times for getting beat baseline, needless to say that's why I can't or don't coach.........Did you know That Pizza is categorized by the US Govt as a Vegetable- the reasoning it contains 2 spoons of Tomato paste.........

Accomadating,

  
         Sure I am the guy ? I Traveled to the Holy City of Deal for an afternoon matinee of a date. It irked me a little, OK a lot,  that 5 minutes before I was scheduled to pick her up- the text rang " I'm running late, need around 20 minutes" "I'm running early, but not a problem." i spent close to half hour at the supermarket buying nothing.... We went to the Pier Village walked around till she said she was cold, I am going to give myself a compliment and say i am a good conversationalist, and it flowed. We Sat in a Desert place, pondering how many calories each thing had, and how it wasn't worth it - I made an off color Joke about the Ice Cream flavors, dropped her off Home at her door- the usual get home safe joke - she didn't laugh, or reply No Church on Sunday However Panama texted me Friday afternoon, We exchanged texts and are scheduled to meet up Tuesday. One thing annoying about her when she laughs on texts its JeJe or JaJa  instead of HeHe or HaHa

What the Hell,

is a "Street player" - the last time I coached Basketball at High School Level was 2002 season. I was hired at a local School to run the JV team. Full of Energy and Enthusiasm I whole heartily believed they would be  Winners. We had a great first practice and concluded it by cutting down the Nets at each end of the court ( Jimmy v style) to symbolize what our goals were. It was all down hill after that The Kids told me they don't adapt to a system Cause they Were "Street Players "- HUH??  this is the bottom of the barrel, the lowest of the low in the basketball caste system kids. We finished a miserable 0-11 and I equated them to the ARAB version of the Bad news Bears as most of them were Arabs. Thanks to them I did learn how to serenade in Arabic woman through the bus windows utilizing  classy phrases like " I love u, Kiss my ass or balls " etc, and improve my cursing at the officials as Arabic profanity towards the Refs was condoned.. The reason I brought up basketball is, I was asked to Help with a JV team, Of course I didn't say No ( cause i can't) but i deflected it until i assured a friend of mine I would try to "help" the team out. It's been 7 years since my last game and I haven't really studied in a while but with out commitment a promise is a promise............

Conflicting Advice?

    Just  like one of those Jews that  goes Rabbi Shopping until they tell them what they want to hear. I finally got the dating advice that is sympathetic towards my cause in the Panama situation. It is pretty much what i wanted to hear. The " let the girl sweat" philosophy ( that is of course only if shes interested) make her wait, Don't call or Text Until next week and Don't ask her out, unless you get a positive response, this by the way contradicts  the EE  "Suffocation policy".......Stat of the day five out of the Seven Noble Prizes awarded so far have gone to Jews...... I was asked if I would go out with someone with a kid-? I guess like all guys if I found her attractive why not..I spoke to  "Really Really Nice" girl from Online - I decided to call her to "keep in touch"- We didn't schedule anything.  "Call me" girl has been in touch with me the past couple days, but that situation in football terms is probably Questionable to doubtful, but not out yet.............

The Torrijos- Carter Treaty,

 Regarding the Transfer of the Panama canal wont be affected, With the fact that things between Panama Girl and I Do Not look Good. The night started off with me "Borrowing " $3.50 in Quarters for her, cause my credit cards were declined at the Muni Meter, I assured her it was a mistake and that I am not broke. We had dinner at a restaurant in midtown, where as usual, She asked if I knew the people that were staring at us, " They look Familiar ", but all Syrians stare at someone that looks familiar. Due to our Horrific scores, We promised not to reveal to anyone  we played Bowling, I bowled in the 80s and it was good enough to beat her and cover the spread. Conversation took a turn to the serious side on the ride home, I am horrible at serious talk and was dropping Bababooey love tapes lines like " let me lay out my intentions" and " Noine" , but at the end pretty much showed my cards, She was a little uncomfortable kind of like let me get the hell out of here i have to make #2 uncomfortable, I was gracious in Defeat, and ended the night well , She said call me, I doubt I will ---- Next stop down the I-95 South?.......Disengagement Huh?????   From Gush Katif to Zuchotti, I would love to hear the Spin on this............

On Behalf,

 of all Jews That have played Basketball, I couldn't agree more with Lebron James assessment that "Jews suck at Basketball " - and take no offense to it, because we do suck. The last Jew To average Double figures in The NBA was Danny Schays for the Denver Nuggets in the 80s when they were Scoring over 135 per game, enough said. As one comedian put it for every good Jewish Basketball player there is a .... Dr somewhere.....My Father donated the Breakfast in shul today, But his name did not appear on the shul silver Screen, I joked with him because he didn't pay yet and they don't accept cantorial services as form of payment.........Submitted by a reader very creepy Look alike Monster Jerry Sandusky and Benjamin Netanyahou......I met up with an Online girl I Scheduled to meet up with, before I met Panama ( so technically this is not double dipping) I tried to get out of it by sending a conciliatory text, but she didn't take the bait- We Hung out for an hour and change, she has an interesting story and is extraordinarily sweet, We ended the night that "will keep in touch "........

Uncomfortable is

      not giving someone about a forty five minute ride that just got laid off  uncomfortable if he was laid off by a family member of yours.............I was privileged to visit the Rubins Friday Night- Mr R is probably the only person I knew who has a personalized  and custom made  "Ushpeezian" -on the topic of un comfort getting lectured by the Rosh Yeshiva about girls can get an a little uncomfortable in front of a lot of people - but not nearly as uncomfortable as when you have an appointment with Nature, I literally was sweating on EE levels I had to go that bad....... Panama Girl returns texts really late,which makes me wonder if she's interested or not- but according to sources she is, will find out Tues night for sure..........."Chaye Sara" in Hebron is like the Super Bowl for the Settlers, thousands migrate to spend the Shabbat there. To commemorate  the Purchase of the cave.......There is more un comfort.......

CouponGate,

Was averted on date #2 with Panama. Consulting with EE and the Mrs, I asked how bad would it be if  i gave the wax museum a 15% off coupon roughly saving  $11.94. Mrs EE was adamantly against it and EE suggested as i was thinking to sneaking it in. I had a full proof plan also to use it but choked I told her i made online reservations, and could of handed the cashier the coupon .The truth is She wouldn't have cared but it's not as nearly as bad as taking food to go. The Museum was fun and after we went to a noisy bar for some serious conversation about the past etc.. Against the EE Smothering policy of hitting her with full court press, I am  having a good time, and liking her a lot  there will be Church on Sunday again....... I got the the best email and response from a girl on line yesterday she lives in the D.C. area but shes hot, and She's real not one of those fake Israeli girl Emails asking me for green card here is the excerpt:    Her:Yalaaaa the chutzpah of you to view me and not write me !?! I won the spelling bee un 7th grade...
 Me:Probably they main reason I didn't was cause you're insanely pretty - i would write beautiful but not sure I'm spelling it right - also the fact that you can handle guns and of Latin heritage (just messin) loved you're profile very cute and funny - and also the Israeli references in the email -I get an email from israel once in a while but it's not for best reasons -I can tell u later - would love to hear what word won u the spelling bee championship - speak too u soon
 Her:Thank you for your honesty. Being Sephardic and knowingh ow to use guns has come handy many times. I too, get emails from Israelis - and for the most part I dont even open them because I dont read Hebrew all too well, plus I am not keen on dating someone who lives 78,000 miles away. Its easier when we are in the same coast.
Ata mevin?

Anywhoo.. the "word" that won me the spelling bee wassssssssss: " CALL ME" -  She left her real number were still playing phone tag

Running,

    Pick ups  and Drop offs is a little more complicated than it sounds. Having a couple of Pick ups and drop offs after not doing them for a while, I had to refresh the rules When going for a pick up I always text a designated friend my location, I always check the area and drive around once or twice to have a look around. When picking up always leave after the guy, and drive up and down a couple blocks around to make sure youre not tailed on drop offs it doesnt matter but always always call the mobile phone when hes there to confirm- the less words exchanged the better..............
          

The Snake,

 Manipulated me and.......... Despite having a lot of connections in the gambling world. The last time i placed a bet on sports was the Superbowl. Last night I knew Georgia Tech was going to cover the spread and win, After all the ACC is on the line,  there playing home and Va Tech is shaky on the road. I took Tech and three other plays, late in the 3rd Things look good Tech is up 5 and just sacked Va Tech deep in their own Zone to force a punt .... BUT a moronic Personal foul Penalty is assessed on a player for throwing a punch after the play was blown dead. Va Tech gets new life comes back and wins big. I got a little Ethnic in my profanity- but realized that just as in Wall Street Corrupt Traders are pulling the Strings on the Stock market- Here players  are entrusted Every week with Millions of Dollars that are placed on them. I didn't lose a great deal of money, but when i put in perspective that I  sometimes wake up extra early, and get home extra late to take the immigrant van to work to save $50 for the day it doesn't make too much sense. At lease i was consistent i lost the other 3 plays i made...............

Dating Options,

 for me come around roughly as often as Halley's comet. Panama Girl had a good of enough time (60%) to make "church on Sunday" Happen Saturday night. Online girl seemed a little more enthusiastic (75%) and we scheduled for Monday night. As a general rule I don't like to double dip, but once agreeing to an actual date, I feel like obligated its called a crappy conscience........... Did you know the song "Eternal Flame" by the Bangles was Inspired by a Synagogue after all it is the "Ner Tamid"..........Disappointments are when you  go out of you're way to walk by a girl you see from the back only to be surprised how she looks from the front.......Waiting for all the original 11-11-11 postings for tomorrow.......... Generally I throw away Thank you notes, but I got a real  nice note from JD's- Thanking me for going out of my way to the holy city to attend. I was glad that  it wasn't one of those generic Thank you notes............

Noreiga check, Just cause

Check, The Canal Check, Mariano Check, all made it into our conversation, amongst a lot of generic and fun topics. I knocked on the wrong door, and it was a good thing no one answered, I text her and she came right down. We at a local Restaurant ( the scene of the crime where me and my sister in law stepped in # 2) so i checked around. I ate before,but ordered anyways- i was thinking about taking the food to go, but my Brother in law Popped into my head, as he was mentioning the horrifying effect it can have on girls to see guys do that on first or second dates. She voluntarily agreed to cross Borough Lines and I showed her a taste of  what American Democracy looks like by taking her  downtown to the Occupy Wall St Site as well as the WTC and Wall Street. We took the Bridge, not for stingy reasons but it easier to get to that area that way, and she doesn't know about it being free. The Beach came up a lot, but only because I liked her accent  and the way she pronounced BEACH. She took it in good fun. Seemed like She had fun, not sure if enough to make Church on Sunday happen ..................

No Chance?,

 Pre Blind Date Preparations........ I brushed up on my Panama Canal trivia, Operation Just Cause,Noreiga and Mariano Rivera, but not unless i can photo shop myself in an hour or so I have no chance. My Agent called and said be careful " she wont get you"- I told her the only Spanish I know is what i read in the Warehouse bathroom walls, and that's highly inappropriate to use. So the plan is a Light Dinner locally, and depending how disappointed we are with each other's looks Either Ill show her around or take her home. One thing for sure I smell  good, Overdosing on Cologne Banana Boat Style helps. It's unclear weather I go to the Door or not, But I am leaning towards going. It was real nice to get an uplifting text from a friend she Stressed Confidence.

When G0d called,

for Joe Frazier the crowd Chanted "One more Round"........ Body Types on Dating Websites can be as confusing as the Torah.  It Starts off Reasonably Easy with the Lean/slender---Fit/Athletic---Average/ Medium--- Proportional---Voluptuous---A Few Extra Lbs---Zaftig.  Rashi that is Rashi of the Dating websites offers this explanation That average/Medium is 10-15 lbs overweight, Proportional  is Curves plus 10- 15 lbs, Voluptuous is extra curves, monster hammers 20+ lbs Extra, the definition of a "few" is 25 lbs +, and Zaftig is the "Ben Tzorer u Morer" of body types,no explanation needed.....Is a Lb of feathers the same weight as a Lb of gold- Do you burn the same amount of calories running a mile in 10 minutes or in 15 minutes?........ New Seph Link asked what happened with her girl she had me call-  I twisted the wording to make it seem like I had to take out Panama girl first, cause she's going back soon and the "window of opportunity" is closing, and also that I don't double dip, but i really do.............

The Rule of,

look out for #1 and don't Step in #2 didn't apply to me on Sunday, I ran into Family of mine on Sunday, and they told me to stop by, I dropped off something by the bank and walked over. My Sister in law smelled a foul smell, and when everyone checked there shoes Guess who was the culprit?? I never even made #2 in the house now to bring it in, luckily for me my sister in law also stepped in it, and a lot worse than me, so it was all in good fun..........Speaking of #2 I went out Tonight for the first time in over a month with a girl i met online, as always with someone new i get that #2 nervously feeling, but it held up. Conversation flowed and She was prettier than her photo, I walked part way home, We ran into Elegant Elliot Offin, he was wearing some sort of dress, I said Hello to Elegant and he Cursed me out a lot. She guaranteed she would return my call Win, lose,or draw. Church on Sunday unclear...............Panama Girl texted me with her Number, Were going to go out tomorrow, Which means i have to cancel "other plans "......... *."Mooseri Economics" States that you never ever turn down cash -  A customer of mine asked if I minded getting paid in Fives or Tens or would I rather wait..............

*money principles of poker ace abe mosseri

Panama, Panama,

    is the excuse I have for not calling New Sephlink girl. My old agent  called me and wanted me to call this Girl who is here from Panama. "But I am supposed to call the other girl"- She said just call her, and we spoke for around 9 minutes, we tentatively scheduled for Tuesday night I left her my number, cause she didn't " remember" her cell phone number, to her credit it could be a different number than her usual one, I do have back - up plans in case though............ It took me 46.2 Seconds to count Ten thousand Dollars in Hundreds..... There is something stinky about my new car lease I still haven't gotten my new plates and was issued a second "20 day temporary" I wish i knew what was up besides the excuse "you're plates aren't ready"........ I am losing in the Food wars as I  have gained a few Lbs since my "injury"   The Howard Stern Diet hasn't been effective.......

Always,

Wait an Extra day to call a girl, whom you get set up with, that way you give her a chance to Renege and back out. So that gives me an Extra Day to call new Sephlink girl. I have spoken with a couple of girls from online and scheduled to meet up next week............. The Rubins Stuck this Tehina Sauce Business in my head, and now every time i go to a restaurant or supermarket i always ask for not only Tehina Sauce, but Hummus Sauce, Baba ganoush Sauce etc. Someone help me...........Loved the fact That Shas Chairman  Eli Yishai  Spent NIS 5000 ($1370) of Tax payer money on his daughters Sheva Berachot. BiBi and the   Kadima were a lot worse, Social Justice protest  in Israel is going to get  a lot more exciting now ......Shir La Shalom 16 years to the Yitzhak Raabin Assassination, Peace my a#$%.........*21 years and one day after since Rabbi Meir kahana was assassinated after giving a speech at a midtown hotel in NYC- I remember talking about it in school the next day and one of the future brain surgeon girls in the class was glee with excitment after hearing Rabbi Kahana was shot- She thought it was our Principal Rabbi Abraham Kahana - who was a distant relative to the legendary Jewish activist..... The slogan "Kahana Tzadak" Kahana was right is still the main battle cry of many Israelis who believe his words regarding the Situation with the Arabs.............

*last years blog

A Surpirse Call,

 Came from a new Agent from SephLink, " We heard so much about you and blablablabla "- Firstly She seems Extraordinarily nice,But she Utilizes the NBA DRAFT Policy, and  in my case i am picking  late in the Second Round. She ran off some names and  with a lot of embellishment  she was able to provide every single detail on every girl, to her credit she found something nice to see about everyone - " Is there anyone you don't like" she replied she doesn't deal with anyone she doesn't. Some of the girls She mentioned Had " great smiles " or were excellent cooks  etc. After Three months of being out of the loop, I guess I am back............There is a girl I know online and I kind of feel bad for her, ( I should feel bad for myself ) Shes been online for a while, Her Credentials are great, shes has an important job, Decent shape, Really nice girl  Butherface........My Brother in law hates me. I have managed to Malign him and get on his nerves, ( i am very good at that) By calling him a " hero" - for being on the scene at the Hit and Run accident on Ave S and 4th Tuesday Night. According to Sources he was really shaken up after seeing the accident, Let's pray that every thing turns out OK for the Boys that were hit...............

Thanks to my Father,

  for allowing me to make another special Mitzva, Not cause I wanted to but i felt really guilty if I didn't do it..... I am going to keep my great idea for a TV show to myself, the Pain of getting ridiculed bothers me even if it is by the two or three readers that read this blog. Here is an Excerpt of a short conversation i had with a friend on how to pick up woman at the gym 

Iwananame:  like "how do you set the distance or time to jog"

 KnightIU:  what else Iwananame:  then just say "I'm  ------------  whats your name" Iwananame:  "normally i love playing basketball running up and down the floor but i see all you guys jogging on treadmills and I guess that is the way to go.  I can track my calorie loss" Iwananame:  "so what do you do for a living?" KnightIU:  nothing hope to marry someone rich Iwananame:  huh? Iwananame:  no you dumbass! that's what you say to her KnightIU:  no that's what they do for a living Iwananame:  IDIOT! you are trying to strike up a conversation Iwananame:  fake it if u have to! DONT Fu%&ING  ASSUME THEIR ANSWERS

 KnightIU:  i need a better excuse its the confidence man i have none Iwananame:  what the hell man! Whats the worst that can happen Iwananame:  so she says she is busy and cant talk, BIG DEAL Iwananame:  what are u afraid of?  if i am there, i will be there for moral supoport KnightIU:  i get ridiculed i dont want to be that LOSER that hits on every girl and gets talked about Iwananame:  you wont be KnightIU:  im not up too "samson" option yet approaching "hail mary" option

Iwananame:  what if the girl u see on a treadmill is cute and u like her.  You take the treadmill next to her and start up the conversation.  IF SHE IS SINGLE in her 20s, she may very well welcome the chance to meet a new guy and see if there is anything there.KnightIU:   E--  this is like youre full proof "Atlantic city " plan where u go to AC win a few thousand dollars then play video poker the rest of the night  Iwananame:  and it worked KnightIU:  the only difference at the casino u get much better odds Iwananame:  idiot....u are so worried about embarrassing yourself.  So what?  so never try?  so never take a risk?    Iwananame:  ok so meet me tonight at about 8:45 for some jogging or, in your case, some light walking  KnightIU:  im in Iwananame:  we'll check out the sexy females wagging their asses at us and you will pick who u like and we'll approach her  KnightIU:  sounds like a great plan