Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Thanks to my Father,

  for allowing me to make another special Mitzva, Not cause I wanted to but i felt really guilty if I didn't do it..... I am going to keep my great idea for a TV show to myself, the Pain of getting ridiculed bothers me even if it is by the two or three readers that read this blog. Here is an Excerpt of a short conversation i had with a friend on how to pick up woman at the gym 
Iwananame:  like "how do you set the distance or time to jog"
 KnightIU:  what else Iwananame:  then just say "I'm  ------------  whats your name" Iwananame:  "normally i love playing basketball running up and down the floor but i see all you guys jogging on treadmills and I guess that is the way to go.  I can track my calorie loss" Iwananame:  "so what do you do for a living?" KnightIU:  nothing hope to marry someone rich Iwananame:  huh? Iwananame:  no you dumbass! that's what you say to her KnightIU:  no that's what they do for a living Iwananame:  IDIOT! you are trying to strike up a conversation Iwananame:  fake it if u have to! DONT Fu%&ING  ASSUME THEIR ANSWERS
 KnightIU:  i need a better excuse its the confidence man i have none Iwananame:  what the hell man! Whats the worst that can happen Iwananame:  so she says she is busy and cant talk, BIG DEAL Iwananame:  what are u afraid of?  if i am there, i will be there for moral supoport KnightIU:  i get ridiculed i dont want to be that LOSER that hits on every girl and gets talked about Iwananame:  you wont be KnightIU:  im not up too "samson" option yet approaching "hail mary" option
Iwananame:  what if the girl u see on a treadmill is cute and u like her.  You take the treadmill next to her and start up the conversation.  IF SHE IS SINGLE in her 20s, she may very well welcome the chance to meet a new guy and see if there is anything there.KnightIU:   E--  this is like youre full proof "Atlantic city " plan where u go to AC win a few thousand dollars then play video poker the rest of the night  Iwananame:  and it worked KnightIU:  the only difference at the casino u get much better odds Iwananame:  idiot....u are so worried about embarrassing yourself.  So what?  so never try?  so never take a risk?    Iwananame:  ok so meet me tonight at about 8:45 for some jogging or, in your case, some light walking  KnightIU:  im in Iwananame:  we'll check out the sexy females wagging their asses at us and you will pick who u like and we'll approach her  KnightIU:  sounds like a great plan

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