Going Fishing,

At a suggestion from my friend Turk I joined a website called Plentyoffish.com. How much worse can dating get. Turk is a computer Expert who cleans computers of porn, most noticeably his Imam's, He told him it was Haram, the Imam told him to shut up. I am getting some Emails but refuse to succumb to one of my dating rules of not dating anyone who weighs more than me......... I met up with The worlds self proclaimed Greatest Backgammon player Falafel (he got the name for eating falafel everyday while being homeless in NYC)- I watched him and his protege play Abe backgammon, Abe lost 8 points. From past experiences i knew not to bet on Abe I hold the distinction of being the only person ever to bet on Abe over an extensive period of time and go broke, he became an enormous success, I did get his Mezuzot as a consolation prize ...........No Deal -the lady that set me up with Deal girl wants me to try again- " maybe she was nervous"- the Click just wasn't there.......... Here is a link to the  Israeli  Documentary on Falafel  its about five  ten minute segments .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stwDttkN6VY-