Monday, February 8, 2021

Social Distancing

 


         There are Circles at stores, indicating where to stand, before reaching the Register. It troubled me terribly, to a point of  road rage proportions that a Medium to elderly Lady would Refuse to advance to the next Circle. Thinking,  what would my father do in this Situation. Should I creep up on  her with in an inch, look over her shoulder and utilize the fake Cough, it is Corona time after all. I gingerly Advanced slowly towards her circle, and was shaking Davening style with the hopes She'd advance. Only to be Rescued by another Draw Opening and the Magical words  "Next in Line" were called out.... Needing to clear my Storage, I offered $65 for the Maximum two hour Job, of going back and forth 3 Times Respectfully Declining the Young man Said, He wouldn't leave his house for less than $100. Annoyed at the Smugness' and Hubris, I was Rescued by a call, With a Friend with van of whom Wished to do me the " Favor ". It's presumed that this Favor will be quite Costly as he backed into the Gate Switch of the Storage Rendering it "out of Service". We all know the Moral of the Story.....  

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