The Prayer for SusTenancE

 

   is with out a doubt, probably one of the most important Prayers of the high Holiday Season. Here is what we need to know

1)   The prayer  states "please provide that way I can do the work of the lord" so its basically G0d provides and you become religious in exchange

2) Clearly it's unfair to the Patron who purchases the Honor  of Opening the Arc that others interlope on his space. A reader suggested a Bouncer be placed with a club Style Velvet Rope, With the Purchaser allowing admittance to stand by the coveted Arc

3) Once the Prayer is done, the Arc Should be closed. Some consider it an Embarrassment to the Torah to keep the Arc opened well after the prayer is completed

4) Every Season,more and More Ingenious ideas are implemented  in order to raise additional funds,I particularly enjoy the one where for a Fee the Rabbi would either have you're name in my mind or will read your name out loud by the Arc so the " goldmine in the sky" shall open up -  to Expand on this, perhaps we need a prayer package system, that can be inclusive to all congregants. A recommendation a Platinum, Gold, Silver, and Bronze package where for the more you pay, the more fervor and intensity will be added by the rabbi. This would work some wheres along the line of Car wash packages or even Seating's at an event, Why restrict it to the select elite general Admission, when you can sell out the Nose Bleeds in the as well

5) For the Dreamers, bring in you're Lotto tickets and have the Rabbi have them in mind, it does get tricky as not everyone can win, but it will enhance you're odds

6) Believe!

    We Respectfully Ask to please not Turn this into a Mockery...........