The Good Fortune

    of sitting next to my Uncle (UA) in shul this morning, i especially enjoyed  his overly loud coughs and throat clears, but when he blew his nose, it was amusing to see him check out his tissue, My dad does the same thing, So it must be hereditary.  I don't know why they gave me an Alliyah, it cost me $101 and of course the "Inshalla get Married this year" Blessing from the Reader, and the rest of the Shul crowd, it's getting a little embarrassing ..........What I got for Hanukkah an framed autographed Larry Bird Photo, and a Alexander Haig autographed photo and book.........Submitted by a reader look a likes  l 
Israeli vile Leftist politician Shulamit Aloni and Helen Roper...................