Irving Shnepps,

 taught us the valuable lesson of Business " We Are not Here to make Friends, We are here to make Money"........There was an Independent study as to "how much a girl is into you"-When you go to give her a kiss on a cheek depending on how much she turns her neck, That's how much she is not into you........My Agent called me with a New Number- " the girl was looking for someone Younger", She said she used her great sales skills, Looking forward to a great date, OH, I forgot to mention I took out her sister a couple years ago, At least will have conversation...........A Day that will in Infamy,

 Its been 70  years since The attack on Pearl harbor had Whoopie Goldberg and Joy Behar been around during the attack - this is what they would say -we  would like to make it clear that on Dec 7 1941 we were Not attacked by the Japanese, Just some Extremest elements of peoples residing in Japan that hijacked the true ideology of all of Japan - FDR was wrong in declaring war on the Empire of Japan....... Happy 55th to Larry Joe Bird, Nowitzki is better my A$$...........