Some Jokes,

Never seem to get old, and if you keep using them with different people it really doesn't. I was at the Ipod store,waiting for my cracked screen to be fixed,so they told me to feel free and use the computer while I wait, I asked if I  Can I watch Porn? They told me not really, I don't think they knew I was kidding. At least When I asked to use the bathroom by the foot Dr and asked for daily news, she said we only had readers digest for the record I only went for number 1.......Is a bet a bet?  A while ago I bet a friend $500 per person on who was dating a prettier girl at the time- I routed him 5-0 he said the people we asked were biased against his girlfriend he didn't pay......... It's pretty odd that the same size can of Tehina by Three different company's  had 3 differnet calorie counts. One had 420, One had 630 and One only had 80, i bought the 80 calorie one.............................