TOP TEN AND MORE

 TOP TEN GREAT THINGS ABOUT ISRAEL.......

10.) The Rowdy and  vociferous clapping when the wheels touch down at Ben Gurion  
 9.)  Black Tie Events Include Jeans and Sneakers 
 8.)You Never have to worry about Cursing at any Venue TV/ Radio/ Events/ Weddings etc All Are uncensored in Hebrew English and Arabic
7.) EHHHH EHHHH  EHHHHH EHHHHH
6.) The Strip Clubs have Mezuzot 
5.) You can wear White Gym Socks with suits or anything else and not have to worry about fitting in 
4.) You Can pretty much pee where ever you want 
3.) Israeli Scalpers are really Really honest 
2.) Being Bar Mitzvah Entitles you the right to buy Cigarettes, Beer and Porn 
1.) Home To the Worlds Greatest outdoor Party 


Some others that didn't crack the top ten include:

 1.The Free Hotel Breakfast 
 2. The everything that has hebrew writing is Kosher
 3. That all People that inch up on lines are Israeli, but not all Israelis are line incher uppers
 4. that the haradeem can watch porn at the internet cafe 
 5. The bs  terms of endearment Kapara, neshama, etc..
 6.  you don't need to tip
 7. The lotto and cell phones have a Kosher certificate
 8.