Nothing Beats

 
getting a Phone call from a girl Fifteen Minutes before picking her up, telling you She lost track of time and is running Twenty Minutes late, I was relieved that she wasn't "Crazy Busy".  Thanks to the App. The akinator, that my nieces told me about I didn't really mind that she was 42 minutes. The Akinator is great some notable clues it got  Eric the Midget, Bababooey, Joey Buttafuco and some porn stars, I stumped him on Shaul Mofaz, and Chaim Arlozoroff.  I picked her up Downtown, and the fact that she was late made me a lot looser, and care free. She looked like her photo and  Things were interesting almost instantly, We discussed the Statue of limitations of someone being a Boat - and it was determined that you can never really get rid of the tag, There was a small line waiting to be seated and she was being smothered, i told her it was customary for Israelis and J-Dubbs to inch up, But do what the Syrians do Just cut the line, It wasn't long enough. I mentioned something about the Hasidic Sect, She thought i was Talking about Hasdic Sex, I blamed it on being ESL. Things went a lot smoother after that, and she was open and "Herself", This was her Second Blind date, I am Pretty sure it went a lot better than her First....... Even Money for Church on Sunday.........