Here is Relativity

  "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." Well put Einstein..... Speed Trap off the Belt Pkwy to the Nassau Expwy- Netted me a 61 mph ticket in a 40 zone, I saw cars zooming and just went at that speed, Till the Flat foots Pulled me over, I didn't say a word Checks go to the Dunkin Donuts Foundation. My Revenge will be at the Poor Bastard that has to process the Ticket and payment I do fully plan on defecating all over the check and Ticket, and thanking them for Protecting and serving......Every Morning there are three Russian woman who Assemble right by my parents house to smoke after dropping their kids in school, They aren't hot but look like they do Bad porn, They just have that look.......Israeli Leadership is Weak, not the People- This whole Aipac  Speeches is Nonsense about Iran it's a Sham and The Israelis will pay for this dearly After Obama Wins Reelection in Nov.......Rush's Point about paying for contraception is 100% right, and I don't think like that cause I am not getting laid........Pearl Perry Reich Story is only great because she's really hot Marone ami wow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcWzHCGVqXg.........