Friday, March 16, 2012

A good Friend of mine

   always insisted that where ever he was, either in the shul, wedding, Assembly etc, that pretty girls were  always making eye contact specifically with him, for arguments sake will give him the benefit of the doubt. Recently on line a holy $H%#it, Maroneami beautiful  looking hot 23 year old girl  viewed my profile 7 times over  the past couple weeks ( not that I'm counting) "What does it tell you"? Me-  Either she needs a green card, or she probably has a glitch in her computer and accidentally clicks my profile or her mom hijacked her account and likes me. A Women studies specialist after seeing her photos advised me to "Email her NOW" what do I  have to lose? hmmmm for starters in some parts of the world i can be her father,  But "Maybe she wants the Salami"? hmmm something too think about but that's never ever happened to me before except one time. Let's rationalize suppose we were dogs we would only be separated by 2 years or how about a football game It will only be a two touchdowns spread not too bad especially in an  LSU vs Norflok St game.  Should i Email her I'll clearly go  for the Jugular..........
 

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