Reform Week Part iii

Concluded with a Matinee Date at Midtown Hotel Lounge and bar called POD39.  Hobbling, Due to Listerine falling on her toe,she strolled in  around Five Minutes late, made up well and Smelling like roses. Enjoying her personality, She had youthful exuberance and insatiable curiosity to the odd and Obscure. She had a keen sense to observations, and was good at sensing if someone was out for a hook up. The Jury was out on me, as she did catch me staring at her boobs on several occasions. always fumbling to cover them up. Continuing to Fake sip my jack and water, I took a long slurp, as she was talking about her Lesbian Friends( the good ones. i asked )  in park slope, who wanted her to go with them to a Lesbian Mud Wrestling event, Something i would shave several years off my life to  attend.. It was time to get back to work, or in my case to Usher in the 7th day of Passover, With the prospects of Church on Sunday very promising .......Someone who doesn't pray the evening prayers, Should not be allowed to participate in the OMER. So Due to self  imposed Religious Violations, I have been put on OMER probation This Season........ The "To Much time on you're hands fun fact of the week" Their are 19 Pizza wheels in a small bag of the Osem Bissili totaling 140 calories. If you're scoring at home, that's roughly 7.36 calories per Wheel..........Lauren Hill the courageous 19 year old college basketball player passed away from Brain Cancer This week. She was one of the great reasons why we sometimes love sports ...