In Israel

 In order to be a realist, one must believe in Miracles (DBG) . Happy 67th to the Zionists.........  It Took President Harry Truman 11 minutes to recognize the provisional Jewish government as the De facto government of the State of Israel..... What took so long?..... Not Sure who to root against more The Rockets or Mavs, They Both cut Israelis  Omri Casppi and Gal Mekel........



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 TEN THINGS ISRAELI
10.) The Rowdy and vociferous clapping when the wheels touch down at Ben Gurion 
9.) Black Tie Events Include Jeans and Sneakers 
8.)You Never have to worry about Cursing at any Venue TV/ Radio/ Events/ Weddings etc All Are uncensored in Hebrew English and Arabic
7.) EHHHH EHHHH EHHHHH EHHHHH
6.) The Strip Clubs have Mezuzot
5.)  The White Gym Socks at any Social Event are and will always be in Style
4.) You Can pretty much pee where ever you want
3.) Israeli Scalpers are really Really honest
2.) Being Bar Mitzvah Entitles you the right to buy Cigarettes, Beer and Porn
1.) Home To the Worlds Greatest outdoor Party kotel plaza- Jerusalem

A) For the country that Invented the great Navigation system WAZE,  It will never beat the Wonderful directions of the Pointing  " Here Or There" by the great people