Tuesday, April 1, 2014

TINDERRRRRR.....



      is very much like F-Marry- Kill game Except for the fact that you're not limited with the selections. For the lovely Young ladies of Tinder I tend to unfortunately  fit into the Marry or Kill category. Super spontaneous Me and what seemed to me to be a Eastern European woman decided to meet up after a short text conversation. "Perfect why waste time". Although i was in Sneakers and a ketchup Stained Blue check Shirt, I was certain she would not pay attention to those  petty details. She was 13 minutes late, and I complimented her on being genetically gifted, a lil disingenuous But necessary. Mistaken her for Russian, She quickly corrected me Hungarian and the only thing that came to mind, well besides that; was Goulash and the far right Jobbak Party of which i was relived she wasn't a fan. She Spoke of her travels and work, and we agreed to disagree that the Hungarians were the lesser of  evils of the European countries during the Shoah. We walked together to the Train Station, Where in true chivalrous fashion i swiped her through, My chivalry was rewarded with a Trip to the Guillotine. A March maddenes Upset........Next

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