The Great Day

of Atonement debate was "is it appropriate for someone who is a Sabbath Violator, Not 100%kosher eater, occasional fornicater with non Jewish woman etc. to be allowed to represent the congregation by carrying the Torah or getting called up to the Torah". My argument was that it's not something I would like to have on my conscience, The House Rabbi didn't give a black, white answer and with that I not only carried the Torah, but also got called to the Torah. The Cost for both $266.68. A Bargain for Yom Kippur...... The Services were somewhat uneventful until the Amateurish and inexperienced cantor drew the Ire of Some of the Petitioners, primarily the first family of the Minyan, or as some like to refer to them as The Kennedy's, meet's the Hockey Hanson Brothers with a Daash or ISIS Twist. The Bumbagee Clan, Who boisterously and clamorously  attacked the cantor for mispronouncing words and not representing the congregation well on the Holiest of Holy Days. The Outburst lasted for a very long Five minutes with 5 out of the 6 Bumbabgees voicing their opinion. Peace in our time was Brought back by the Great Azoori, and thankfully the Bumbagees will not be seceding from the Union. It was fascinating  to see Chief financial officer DM, Genuinely panic at the mere thought of having to shake any one's Hand, Even rejecting some Hands of the Rich,Famous and Torah Scholars. His Sentiments of course were Shared by " Columbine" a disgruntled looking young man who Seemed pretty angry, until Mooch Opened a conversation with him. Crazy Joe Devola was back, but Sadly Herman Munster was not. I really want to be Friends with Bumbagee Nation