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  To eat Nachos of course. My trip to LI ended me with pigging out on Nachos and club Soda, the Woman was real sweet and even said I had great hair and that i  was a good dresser that's a sure sign she liked me despite the fun conversation the only spark was in my pants and that's where it stayed,........Who calls a girl for a first date on Friday at 500 Pm? I thought it odd, the girl that I called thought it odder. Confirming that I was just following orders ( I hate that excuse it's the Eichman excuse ) she was relieved that it wasn't my idea, and we did get to speak about it for a few minutes to break the ice, I asked some medicated Pete style questions, and no she's not a vegetarian,  nor is she politically affiliated. Her interests varied;  Tuesday Night is showtime .......Its hard to believe how many people expressed interest in Zionist Jury duty conference, I turned away over 280 FB friends and Instagram followers plus friends of friends of friends, I will try to upgrade my ticket to VIP rather than have to decide who to take........