Sunday, September 22, 2013

The Parade.....


   
     It is unclear weather more people watch Al Jazeera America or Attended the Annual Islamic Parade. With Queens bridge as the camera man ( he passed on the interview) . The parade Theme was Islamic Contributions.The Concept of  0, Suicide bombers and Subway ranked among est the most significant ones. Disguised as Journalists from the Marshal Islands , We got through roughly Thirty Minutes of Footage, with some really nice and friendly people.  Some Sample Questions  that we asked  for the Muslim  Day parade

 1) Are You Sunni, Shiite or Salami?
 2) Have you ever Farted in Someones face while bending down for Prayers?
 3) Who would win in a Royal Rumble  Jesus Mohamed or Moses?
 4) There was talk to relocate Three million Jews to NYC would you welcome this proposal?
 5) Where is the Gay Islamic Delegation?
 6) Does one need to become a Shaheed to receive the 72 virgins, and are they  fit?
 7) If I converted to Islam can Allah advance me a couple virgins and deduct them from me when i get to heaven?
8) Do you think will ever have an Islamic President in our life time oooops sorry wrong question?
9) Are People with bad foot odor exempt from removing their Shoes?
10) Jesus walked on Water Moses wrote the constitution who is the Main man the Mac-daddy the Big Cheese the Big Kahuna the Milk to the cornflakes in the Islamic?


 We knew whom to ask what as far as us making it out alive...........

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