" Never Have I Ever" ,

      

             was the main event during  my night out with a friend who brought along two other friends and a random guy. I was the elder statesman in a group of Three Thirty Year old Girls with Kids and a guy that was Ex Clubber HT roommate ( i never thought that name would resurface here again). We hung out JJN drinks style and anytime you ever did something that was suggested in Never have i ever - You take a shot - I drank a double to watching porn, Making #2 on a date and, kissing  Non Jewish Girls a double on that one also. I promised not to pester one of the girls  on a certain issue and we  shared a cab ride home. As she got dropped off I coughed Costanza style about her share ( of course i was joking) and good thing she didn't get it.  Rumor has it she thought i was "Awesome" but a very irreligious one, I'll take it........