So-So...........

    accentuating  more on  the second So, is how things went with Aipac girl- Nothing bad or stupid happened and the conversation was fun, but probably not as fun in a noisy setting. I got the polite vibe from her, and there wasn't the same enthusiasm, I still had a nice time  but..... she reluctantly agreed to go out again when she gets back mid next week sometime, but my feeling is that things have fizzled out sometime around 1000 pm last night, No Church.......Deja Vu from last march - The Warning Sirens,

 give about a minute to get to a safe place- " We stay close to home, pretty much our lives our Hijacked"- This is daily life for the citizens of Southern Israel the past few days, As indiscriminate rockets rain on them. I heard from someone who got caught on the can, I didn't ask what he did..................

Really Cold to

   Really Hot, That's how I would describe dating. After a cold spell, There are a few new situations that have a risen with in the last couple days- How to respond to them?  The House of Hillel Says Concentrate on one girl(especially the one you're going out with tonight) and don't call the other girls, The House of Shami you need options and you need to keep them open. If you wait to see how things work out, you'll lose the other bitches...... Stat of the day: In a 15 point game at the Scc  the ratio of  "I got it's" ( ill never know who used that phrase first) That's Syrian code for fouls to actual basket is 2.6- 1.0......I litter sometimes as a means of payback for all the tickets NYC gives me, but on the treadmill next to me an older woman chucks a plastic cup that was in her cup holder on the floor, next to me- I picked it up-  "Was it yours why did you put it there?" - She got my usual apology ( the cup wasn't mine).......34 years to Coastal Rd.massacre, Remembering the Fogel Family 03/14.........

Early is on time,

  On time is late, late is unacceptable. For as I long as i can remember I showed up late for a date, (The Weird thing is I always show up late to shul) I could have been on time, but got stuck in Traffic and decided to look for parking rather than use the lot. I met her at 8:03, three minutes is Three minutes and apologized for causing her any hurt, harm, or injustice for being late, and wished her a  Happy Womens Intl Day as well. I was impressed  not only the fact she was early, looked good, dressed and smelled nicely, went to Aipac, but that she was a figure skater, and spouted all i know about the sport ( she can't do a triple Axell but  She was definite on Nancy Kerrigan Side). The Lounge we met up in was noisy, and we kept waiting to get thrown out of the reserved area, it eventually happened but after couple hours. My agent let me know I must have "done something right"- Even a broken clock is right two times a day Church on Sunday will be on Sunday Definite..........

Too Good to be True,

is sometimes too good to be true, I got a number to a girl that sounded terrific, great voice, Loves politics,  Israel,( she went to Aipac) sports, was interesting Sweet etc... I told the Sephlink I didn't need a picture, after our conversation which went well, I had to see her picture she sounded too good, Will meet up Thursday night JJN Style Ill Fake my way around the drinks.......On the treadmill at the center, I didn't know how to change the Tv Channel, I would Highly recommend the best of the Bachelor show, where all the girls get together to be interviewed it was great especially with out the volume......#52 called me She sounded a little weird and used her Screename to say who it was, I didn't pick up- I don't really want to call her back.....By the Kevin Bacon  6 Degree of Separation I got a number to a new girl, This is a little complicated but here goes My Sister in laws Friends - Friend- Whose daughter plays on the basketball team she coaches - Something like that- Should be a fun call to make....... From JD and DM I haven't watched it yet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

"Are You Insane?"

   I gave the Sephlink agent access to my Jdate profile- apparently she didn't think it was all that funny

The good news about this profile is I look like my photos the bad news about this profile is i look like my photos- I wanted to convert to Islam but Allah wouldnt advance me a few virgins so i figured i'd stay Jewish -The only thing that can make this profile intresting is if i told you i am a bazillionare, I am very loyal even to the extent of promising to share any lotto winnings with all my fb freinds- I like to celebrate obscure Holidays such as Black History Month, Menachem Begin's Birthday, and Moses Birthday which is coming up soon - i am in the punctual Peoples hall of fame and the spelling and Grammer Hall of shame ( i am ESL- but a citizen so dont worry). I step in doody way more times than the Average person, an expert at making wish sandwiches, and pronounce silent letters to be inclusive( unscented try it ) To all the lovely woman overseas, I do apperciatte you're kind words, but unfortunatly am not available to send you cash, green cards, prizes, or parting gifts...... I listed the Koran as my favorite book also........ I have gotten a couple of   Emails- An interesting one from a 52 year old woman, I gave her my number,No idea why but she looks good in her photo...... Another was funny  a  rather healthy Twenty something year old girl  Messaged me,  I asked What are you looking for in a guy? " I am very Picky" - financially stable, won't look at other girls, Loyal, caring, treat me like a queen, Educated, good looking - "is that too much to ask for"? I didn't bother to ask if 2 out of those would work, But Kudos to her on her confidence.......

Here is Relativity

  "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." Well put Einstein..... Speed Trap off the Belt Pkwy to the Nassau Expwy- Netted me a 61 mph ticket in a 40 zone, I saw cars zooming and just went at that speed, Till the Flat foots Pulled me over, I didn't say a word Checks go to the Dunkin Donuts Foundation. My Revenge will be at the Poor Bastard that has to process the Ticket and payment I do fully plan on defecating all over the check and Ticket, and thanking them for Protecting and serving......Every Morning there are three Russian woman who Assemble right by my parents house to smoke after dropping their kids in school, They aren't hot but look like they do Bad porn, They just have that look.......Israeli Leadership is Weak, not the People- This whole Aipac  Speeches is Nonsense about Iran it's a Sham and The Israelis will pay for this dearly After Obama Wins Reelection in Nov.......Rush's Point about paying for contraception is 100% right, and I don't think like that cause I am not getting laid........Pearl Perry Reich Story is only great because she's really hot Marone ami wow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcWzHCGVqXg......... 

Because,

       I lied about going to Florida in May, G0d Figured he'd stick it to me a little more to make sure I don't ever lie again. I got to the Airport at 4:30 and while on line to go through security There was a breach, Apparently a couple of TSA agents decided to go for Donuts and coffee and compromised their post Delaying us for over an hour. Then My Bag had to be searched though again, the agent asked my name, as a joke i was going to say Moochemad, but figured there is a time and place for everything..... For the past Two years i have gone out with a Persian Girl around Purim Time, That streak will be broken this Purim............ Speaking of Purim Mishlochat Manot is a beautiful thing as long as People do not cause Traffic....... Changing course hasn't made my sephlink agent very happy, the old Policy of going out with everyone and what's the worse that can happen has not only been a failure, but very Expensive The New Policy not only promises to be fiscally responsible but also with the attitude of No whats the Best thing can happen,Remember the cup runneth over.........