Sunday, May 19, 2013

The Consensus


Suggests that when you meet a girl from the internet that  A) nothing elaborate is planned and  B)you meet at a public place the reasoning behind this is if the date is going crappy Their is always an escape clause and for the latter is only applicable for the girl. Learning from Women specialist EEE I recalled his story of  him Meeting up with a young lady from the early days of AOL and embarking on a  long trip to Great Adventures, She Said he was Thrifty, Frugal, bad company and had A$$ breath, He said she was repulsive, Obnoxious, bad company and grossly overweight. In Short it was four and half  hour Nakaba or catastrophe. Praying Post Sabbath prayers that  she would cancel I got her Text  "Shavou Tov Hope you Planned Something good"- Me thinking im being accommodating by  traveling out to Queens Said Nope will do some local there and invoked  the First date rule . She vehemently disagreed, i Begged her to cancel she didn't take the bait and off to Queens.. With Heavy construction Navigation took me all over ditches and road blocks, and  with traffic took me over an hour to travel the 16.8 Miles. She insisted to go to Long Beach, but probably regretted it the way i was driving my lens was irritating me and their was major Squinting. It was fascinating to know why she gave her Dogs only Kosher Food  and Gd bless her she was especially confident, I on the other hand felt like Helen Keller  barely speaking, for sure not listening and seeing was forget it about it. Mercifully for the both of us it was over at 1:07 A:M , the moral of story is     People who live in glass houses shouldn't walk around naked.........NO Church on Sunday......

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