Like a Four Star

   
 
       general I try to plan and map out all case scenarios that revolve around the #2.... It is very difficult living a life that revolves around the toilet. The Planning and Mapping out situations has been especially burdensome to a point where i avoid scenes and going to places beyond #2 jurisdiction...... Taking Preemptive measures I made a pit stop at my parents for a quick deuce and headed to the Rubins for Sabbath Dinner. The Menu a Belligerent UA (uncle A), The "Salatim Shel Nava" ( Nava Salads), A cousin from Ramat Shlomo ( an E Jerusalem Neighborhood not named after shlomo baum ) Shirly, And   Dessert. The Atmosphere is always Electric, Dessertgate was Averted, only to be replaced by Ozerigate and  the questioning weather Daughter Shirley is a True Tzzadaket ( pious woman). The jury is still out on the latter. The Rubins always gracious, have yet to issue me a Summer Pass, but I'm Sure it's in the mail.......