Can Everyone Be Rich?

  Just like all of you, I too got the Special prayer for Wealth, Again "Ya Gotta Believe", and I did, read it but again if We all become Rich are we Rich?.......My Brother  had some sort of pull in the Airport as he and his 22+ bags and me, were whisked through security and averted a well over an Hour line at the Airport, he got me into the First class lounge also, i had the best tuna fish ever, I'm  sure the old guy sitting next to me wasn't too happy....I laid 4-1 odds at  the baggage carousel my one valise against 13,  but  the guy i bet, already got Three, I won....... A Special Thanks to DM for not only helping me out with my car, but my mail and deposits......After my online  Israel Girl Failures, I am focused back on the American Girls, A couple of prospects, One being a pretty Hot 48 Year old,  I'm Going  for the Jugular right away

My Speech at the,

 Shabat had to be censored, it was very nationalistic, and the staff catering the event were all Israeli Arab, the last thing i wanted,  was for  them to Sabatoge the food or something like that, I had to censore some  inappropriate stuff as well, i may or may not post it it's not really relavent.....  I am guessing I was the lessest of Evils, at The Shabbat Prayers this morning, as I was appointed by my Father to say the Begining parts of the Prayers- I don't like being the Cantor at any point as I am not very religous, but in this instance I was a little more than everyone else. My Father stretched out the Prayers and got insulted when i commented to him  "Torach Tzibur"- or affecting the publics needs, Were back to being frends again..... The one thing i wont miss is Food, I know cause My Tight Jeans got Tighter.....For all those I prayed for, and they were Sincere prayers- I hope it works "Ya Gotta Believe"........

Not that I care,

But i think i lost eleven FB friends this week, I started with 229, Better for me Less People to share my Lotto winnings with....My accented Saalam walakim couldn't fool the guards from Damascus gate to go into the Temple Mount- they said if I wasn't Mooslim I could have a lot of problems if I went up there on Friday for Jumma prayers...Whats better than Kabbalat Shabbat at the kotel- Kabbalat Shabbat at the Kotel when it pours, Well not really but still an expierence, Under the Tunnels its packed and nearly Impossible to hear, Still Special..... It Bothers me a little that the expensive hotels In Israel don't give you free WiFi- Maybe i can't complain, I didn't foot the bill, but still.....Online Israeli Girls have been a bust this trip , I gave up after going 0-14............

Racing

 my 13 year old nephew, in the Negev was probably not a good idea, i took a Nasty spill, it didn't matter i was slightly behind and probably had no chance winning....The Negev festivities continued with a Khadaffy Style party in a huge Bedouin Tent, More Food........Thursday - The Torah Dedication at the Tel Nof Air Base- The way the Soldiers celebrated the dedication was indescribable it epitomized what Am Ysrael is about- There was Speeches, Singing, Dancing, and Yup more food........ I decided to trek to Tel Aviv to go a Mac TA V Barcelona Game- I think for the Most part The Israeli Scalpers are Honest, and we spent around $150 per Ticket around twenty rows up. The Fans DO NOT, stop for a second, they Sing, They Boo on every position, the noise is deafening- The cursing is fun, I can't imagine a better sporting enviorment not even on the college level- and for the record former Jewish Duke Star Jon Scheyer Sucks, Maccabi Lost......

A Recap,

of the Week ---Monday- The Bar Mitzvah at The Hurva, Followed by party at "Beit Shemuel"- its a center for Progressive Jewry -Kind of like a reform Temple- The Highlight was watching a cousin of mine getting a Parking ticket and fighting with the meter maid Israeli Style- for the record it was the $1841.40 Camera Cousin" I still didn't get paid......Tuesday- The Negev Desert trip, I keep seeing the Same person over and over again Big Paulie will call him- He's one of those guys that likes to be "overly Helpful" that always tries, but comes off obnoxious. We played Paintball wars - where i volunteered to get shot at the most- I had to make up for my "Wuss" Moment at the Blind Museum, I got tuns of welts, Also  camel riding in the desert with "Ancient Bedouins" but updated ones  they were talking on the cell phones during the ride.... Food remains the Theme to the Excursion - My brother in law joked that we should sit next to my brothers- brother in law from the other side and eat what he eats, he can't weigh more than 120.....

This will be the last,

bar Mitzvah speech of my nephews, where they will give me a mention and say that I am still Single- I told my nephews I'll either be married,dead or both by the next kid's Bar Mitzvah.....Well the worst thing that can happen with my Blind date tonight Happened. The cash cow comment i made was really a Freudian Slip and  no levity was intended.The Silver Lining to the night was that I didn't really eat. I am starting to think people that both know me and don't- don't really like me*.......It's a small world after all- The Brother of The Israeli guy That i was supposed to invest money with is a concierge at the hotel, The deal never fell through and was apologetic that i Reneged, just for the record the "lie" that I made up could actually be true.as the Money That I am due is being "held up " hmmmm/  he offered to speak to the bell- hop to send a Russian girl to my room, Good Guy........

*a wife of one of my cousins whom i hadnt seen in 30 years and never met her set me up

No I did not miss,

The Giants game, unlike other big sporting moments of which I missed the worst being being forced to go out to eat. I got to watch the game at the hotel on a large screen tv at one thirty and didn't sleep the rest of night....The days highlight was Riding in an APC across Abu-Dis in Judeah others refer to it as the west Bank.... A panic attack let me out of the one hour and fifteen minute tour at the blind museum - I felt horrible saying "let me the fu##^% out of here" - swearing in front my nieces and nephews , my second outburst of the trip, the other we don't need to talk about ....The prayers were at the Hurva synogouge in the Jewish quarter- I wish people would appreciate the place more, its an amazing site, we barely had a minyan, not for lack of people...I got set up on a blind date tonight- with an American girl who moved to Jerusalem,and that she's 35. I didn't ask any questions, except what's the worst that can happen.? I'm still eating.....