Doubleheader Disaster

             With the Pentecost Weekend Coming, the window of opportunity to meet up with a couple of girls was slowly closing.  Not wanting to drag out conversations further, I tentatively scheduled or didn't schedule Two Get together's and waiting to hear from the Young ladies to confirm. One confirmed and one regrettably my account locked out, so I couldnt  reach her. The Good news, The Bar at Loews Hotel on Park and 61st is a great Date venue, with an insane people view .The Not so, Where to begin....Walking in, She resembled her photos and looked younger that her mid 30's age,  she was waiting on the couch and motioned for me. She clearly was disinterested from the start and After exchanging particulars, I found myself filibustering,  Midas well have been reading the phone book, cause i don't even know what the hell i was saying, Except for maybe agreeing with her about our mutual disdain for the Zabars Eating Liberal Jews. The right play at this time was to motion for the check, and It's always awkward, when a date goes wry, so euthanasia is usually  best way to go, But to her credit i think she chose to suffer just as much as i did. Wishing her a Happy Pentecost, i bombed with " Why the Jews got the Torah" Joke, which only seemed right for this night. Perhaps a little rude, I didn't offer to drop her off home, as i lied telling her i parked a few blocks down the other way, Even though i was parked right in front.... The Date lasted around 75 minutes, But felt like being on the losing side of a 15-0 9 inning rain delay game..................